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funny, to lemmyshitpost in Very free hosting for only $22.95

Notice the warning icon in browser next to the domain name

jubilationtcornpone,

Psh! Https is overrated.

Archer,

The finest quality unencrypted FTP

sigh,
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the S stands for sucker

kpw,

That's why it's so fast.

kusivittula, to lemmyshitpost in Very free hosting for only $22.95

so the web is free, not the hosting?

dual_sport_dork,
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Looks like the hosting is free, although they run ads on whatever site you show. But renting the domain name isn’t. Presumably they also keep the revenue from the ads.

Steve, to lemmyshitpost in Crocodile

Hey this is at the Naples FL zoo

Also, alligator not crocodile, and the pond does in fact contain that big old boy.

OtisRamflow, (edited )

Interesting fact, there are saltwater crocodiles in southern Florida, and the keys. It’s, I believe, the only place in the world that has crocodiles, alligators, and Amazon caiman.

Bytemeister,

Salties in southern Florida? Pretty sure you are mistaken. I think the only croc in the US is the American Crocodile.

Decoy321, (edited )

My friend, you are the one who is mistaken. I have personally seen crocodiles in the Everglades. I’m from Florida and certainly know the differences between our reptilian neighbors.

Bytemeister,

I think the only croc in the US is the American Crocodile.

Decoy321,

True, there’s one species. But there are more than one of those crocs.

nobleshift, (edited )
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They live in saltwater, so maybe I referenced them incorrectly.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile

nobleshift, (edited )
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I live on a sailboat in South Florida and there is a salt water croc that lives about 500 yards from me in some mangroves. It’s not as large (bulk) or as long and has a narrower body than an alligator, and just LOVES to eat iguanas.

Like the iguanas, pythons, anacondas, etc etc the caimans arrived with the exotic pet trade. You could purchase a <1 foot caiman in the early 80s in Florida for under $60. Then once those mean aggressive bastards got 3-5 feet people just dumped them in the woods/swamps.

Between the American alligator, saltwater croc or caiman, Ill face the caiman last. Those fuckers are mean AF, territorial and did I mention mean?

[edit - American Croc, not one of those dinosauric African/Saltwater monsters]

Decoy321,

I can confirm this dude’s statement about caimans. I used to hang out in their neck of the woods a looong time ago when I was a teenager. A few minutes away from Key Biscayne is a little tract of federal land where an old squatter named Jimbo built himself a little shanty town in a cove. He’d sell smoked fish and if you left cash on a counter, you could grab canned beer from a nearby cooler. My friend and I would see all kinds of wildlife in the nearby trails and water, usually gators, deer, and manatees. A few times we did see caimans, and they were always the most hostile fuckers. We called them Meth Gators.

Itte, to animemes in Meme request - AKIRA

I am going to hell for laughing.

Louisoix, to animemes in Meme request - AKIRA

I love the little whales underneath poor Tetsuo.

TrickDacy, to lemmyshitpost in Confused with Santa
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Things that didn’t happen

lowleveldata, to lemmyshitpost in Confused with Santa

Maybe they mean playing Satan as the villain in a Christmas hero show where they have Jesus (and other 4 saints) in spandex suit beating Satan up with a giant mecha statue of Mary

PotjiePig, to lemmyshitpost in Confused with Santa

I sure wish I knew what they were sensoring /s

Matty_r, to lemmyshitpost in Very free hosting for only $22.95
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I remember using a service like that in the late 90s/early 00s and the way to get around having the ads shown on the page was to rename the .html file to .jpeg.

HKayn, to lemmyshitpost in Very free hosting for only $22.95
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⚠️ Chromium browser detected, airstrike initiated ⚠️ ^/s^

nao, to lemmyshitpost in Very free hosting for only $22.95

If you’re signing up for free hosting with ads, you might not need a domain.

uis, to lemmyshitpost in Crocodile
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Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.

If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two

After about three years, they’ll be your best mates

Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts

flambonkscious,

What? This is brilliant… Please, do tell more

Mr_Blott,

Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese

Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you

NickwithaC, to lemmyshitpost in Crocodile
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So the reality is much less harmful and also cuter. Got it.

csfirecracker, to lemmyshitpost in Crocodile

He is doing an big steppy

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