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Mr_Blott, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.

If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two

After about three years, they’ll be your best mates

Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts

flambonkscious, 7 months ago

What? This is brilliant… Please, do tell more

Mr_Blott, 7 months ago

Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese

Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you

bmsok, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

When the goose is loose you better believe you’ll regret it in the future

miss_brainfart, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

Now that is a genre of photography I need to see more of

0x4E4F, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

Are we on a duck roll now 😂?

FlyingSquid, 7 months ago

That, sir, madam or other, is a goose.

LifeInMultipleChoice, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to lemmyshitpost in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

The third is always the scariest.

unreachable, 7 months ago

final boss moment