MRW my wife walks in the room and she's been dead for 4 years. (startrek.website)
Spoooooky
Spoooooky
A calzone could also be called a pizzussy.
xkcd.com/2847/
(not mine)
alt text- Cat always lands on her feet. - Bread with butter always fall buttered side down. - Fasten the bread with butter to cat’s back. - Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground. - Attach the cat-bread to the generator. - Infinite energy!
I guess I should change my name to Stamets2 to get any love, you heathens!