[REPOST] You want me to only do what you've assigned me and not help anyone else? Okay then.
[REPOST] I used to be an assistant golf course superintendent. One day my boss had me spraying chemicals on the fairways....
[REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof
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[REPOST] "If you don't like the way we do things here, you can leave." OK
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[REPOST] Not allowed to use the phone at the desk?
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[REPOST] Don't interfere with our operation!
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[REPOST] Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no hats in class policy. Sure thing!
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[REPOST] Check my employees clockings at work? No problem. No problem at all.
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[REPOST] Fix this machine at all costs, but don't spend any money? Sure!
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[REPOST] Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing" stamp, told me to remove it. Cost the company over $220K.
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[REPOST] Truck driving on Salary
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[REPOST] Want a rental agreement? Sure thing!
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[REPOST] Getting paid to play video games
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[REPOST] You won’t pay for my hotel? Ok I’ll drag your name through the mud and you’ll pay for a more expensive hotel
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[REPOST] Pre-COVID: "No working from home; it'll cost you if you do!", During COVID: "Please work from home.."
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