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MxRemy, in Am I the only one who finds AI generated porn odd

There's not enough variety in body type either... It's just boring! And why is it only women, where are the men??

Rentlar, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Epic tier shitpost. Thanks for posting for the de-fedded instances that can't see @mizu 's post.

skillissuer, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

ability to instantly know exact composition of a substance just by looking at it

bcron,

The exact composition of everything you look at is narrated to you, in order, in your own head, in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

skillissuer,

even better

Silviecat44, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Lemmy Lore

Smoogs, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

It’s ok. He/she/them will understand that people do poop. They aren’t worth it if they can’t Accept this

Underwaterbob, in What is something good happening in your city/town/local area?

I live on Jeju-Do: a South Korean island with a population of ~700'000. Half of the registered electric cars in all of Korea are on the island. Anecdotally, just driving down the road to work, every third car I see is electric. We've got electric buses, scooters, and bikes all over the place too. If only we could stop the pollution blowing over from China (not that Korea is innocent of polluting their own air.)

iamhazel,
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That sounds awesome..!

nothacking, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"

Milk if you are lactose intolerant.

flint5436,

My stomach rumbled just reading the word lol

vriska, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@vriska@l.60228.dev avatar

8/10 with rice

MiddleWeigh, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

If you don't wanna partake in illegals ie opioids, you can give immodium a shot. It's anti diarrhea stuff. Just take more than it says lol it will def stop you up. I would also just eat bare minimum. Trail mix or smth. Also drink less water.

ja2,
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I used to take immodium for multi-day concerts where I expected to be drinking a lot of beer. Last time I did so, it worked so well that I didn't shit for two weeks and stopped being able to sleep. Had to get to the doctor for a powerful laxative cocktail that really messed up my guts for another two weeks during which I still could barely sleep for different reasons. I'm not getting that month back.

eric, in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?

I'm 33M, single dad, and recently widowed. My son takes up a majority of my time and I love just about every moment with him. In my spare time I'm learning guitar and enjoy playing video games with friends. My job is in software engineering and I enjoy tinkering with computers.

Weirdbeardgame, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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The ability to study, understand and use fantasy level magic.

skillissuer,

you are still bound by laws of physics

TONKAHANAH,
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magic is just physics we dont understand yet.. think this could still work

skillissuer,

if you want to lift something by telekinesis, you'd be just as tired, if not more, than if you used your hands. if you want to set something on fire by thought alone, you need to provide that initial energy somehow (like starting fire with bow drill). you'll be drained just as much as after physical work

AdrianTheFrog,
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No, if you were just worried about energy, you would be much less tired than by doing things manually. For example, moving a heavy object downhill would gain you energy, not lose it, and keeping a heavy object in the air would neither gain nor lose energy. it would only be lifting that is hard, and it would still be easier than lifting manually.

Edit: and according to Wikipedia, human muscles only have an efficiency of around 20%, so doing basically anything through magic would be 5x easier than doing it by hand.

skillissuer,

let's keep conservation of energy, conservation of momentum, conservation of angular momentum and conservation of mass. who said telekinesis is 100% efficient? also let's make it so that the bigger distance from user, the less efficient it gets

nostalgia_for_infinity,

This would be a fair limit. You would be limited by certain conservation laws, but as long as you would provide an adequate energy source (say, like Flash, you had to eat a lot more food) it could still be useful.

AdrianTheFrog,
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Obeying all of the laws of physics, magic wouldn't work at all. Assuming you were able to break a few but kept some such as conservation of energy, it would be very powerful, ex: teleportation does not break conservation of energy as long as you teleport to the same height you left from. If you were able to extract energy from your surroundings, you could probably do basically anything you want. You could lower the sun's heat by a degree and be able to move a mountain.

CAPSLOCKFTW, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

NOSHITGANG

assassinatedbyCIA, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

The important first step is preparation. You need to clean the pipes. There should be nothing left inside you before you commence on the trip. So take some laxatives and do some cleaning. After you’re thoroughly pristine you must only consume a clear liquid diet, so clear juices and soft drinks (make sure you consume the full sugar version because that’s how you’ll get your energy). Take a multivitamin each day. On the second or third day take an Imodium, this is likely overkill but you won’t poop. Return to a normal diet on the third day but do so gradually over the course of a day or two. I cannot guarantee that this method will not damage your health and the risk will likely be greater if you have other health conditions, but you wont poop sooo.

RadDevon, in Why do bots try to join instances?
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Maybe for future astroturfing?

calhoon2005, (edited ) in What are your favorite (Youtube) video's/documentaries of all time that you can watch again and again?
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Not full documentaries, but Tom Scott on YouTube does great little 5-10 minute explainers.

youtube.com/@TomScottGo

Edit - added YouTube channel

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