i_shot_the_sherry,

Being able to choose the best fruits/vegetables when shopping for groceries. No more moldy Avocados.

I know that there are indicators that I can already use to determine this, but I want to be able to just pick the best ones every time on first try without even thinking or touching them all.

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not needing to sleep.

blazera,
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the ability to just barely lose any match.

atlasraven31,

Add +1 to the Credit Score of anyone I positively interact with.

mspoison,
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ability to spawn $100,000,000,000 into my bank account at any time :)

JoeClu,
@JoeClu@lemmy.world avatar

Invisibility, with ability to hide IR and sound and can make recording video cameras invisible too. I’d expose all the corrupt politicians, judges, and CEOs!

chaogomu,

That's a fairly major power. The question was about a small thing as a power.

Like the ability to know what judges and politicians are corrupt... From reading the newspaper and their court filings, because they already tell everyone that they're corrupt, like all the time. It's not hidden, it's just next to impossible to get people to care about it. Or to get the right people to care about it.

Like, look at Clarence Thomas, the fucker is corrupt as all hell, and since the Republicans don't care, nothing can really be done. Because it's technically not illegal, and Republicans are blocking any form of Ethics reform.

Tedesche,

Kill every insect within 10 yards of me with a thought.

noksucow,

Lie detection

ZagamTheVile,

I’d like to be able to give people arch cramps by making eye contact and saying “bipity bopity boo” quietly.

overzeetop,
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We’re all here think of good things; you’re plotting nefarious powers.

CyanFen,

Remote restroom usage

Cmot_Dibbler,
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Your wish is granted. Here is a box of extra absorbent adult diapers.

ForgetReddit,

Perfect for concerts

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