I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

esty, 2 years ago

Chipotle

Dee_Imaginarium, 2 years ago

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/fc4f9ff3-37fc-4dd4-816f-a2f438e782df.mp4

Not what I was expecting in my feed, not going to lie. But I think as strange as this question is, it bodes well for original content on Lemmy... unfortunately.

That being said anything with a laxative effect should do the trick. For lots of pooping and sweating you could go with the sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon.

SomeGuyNamedPaul, 2 years ago

This is cheating, that stuff doesn't count as food.

I had some sugar-free gelatin once, ate the whole bowl in one shot. Turns out it was sweetened with sugar alcohols which is similar to what's in those gummies and the results were notable. That's the secret ingredient, sugar alcohol. Monk fruit sugar has it too and a few spoons of that and you'll have stories to tell.

Serpent, 2 years ago

I'm sure I saw exactly this question posted elsewhere yesterday...

kiwifoxtrot, 2 years ago

This is the polar opposite of the other post.

person, 2 years ago

*poolar

spj_hook, 2 years ago

I was confused too, thought it was the same post just with way less comments. Well played.

PelicanPersuader, 2 years ago

Is this the first Lemmy legend story, like the jolly rancher one is for Reddit?

Kissaki, 2 years ago

Earlier post with the same question

sussy_gussy, 2 years ago

OP here asks the opposite question

CCatMan, 2 years ago

Kiwis Red pepper flakes Spinach Water

You can add these to a blender to help digest even faster.

You can also pick up some high fiber cereal.

But yeah I think your stomach is not going to be happy.

Nintendo, 2 years ago

leaving a comment for when this thread pops up on some YouTubers history of Lemmy video

badgerific, 2 years ago

Come over. I'm sure I can cook you some diarrhea-inducing food. It'll be spicy as hell, so sweating and peeing gets sorted too. And I'm sure it's not going to be easy to find.

WookieMunster, 2 years ago

Low effort memes. It was good while it lasted, the one thing I do not miss from Reddit

TheDeadGuy, 2 years ago

You could eat a posterior

Whisper, 2 years ago

So,... to pass your D-test... :D... Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)

livus, 2 years ago

Probably the kind of laxative that uses "bulk", so OP has plenty of material to work with.

Maxcoffee, 2 years ago

What you need is medication, not food.

Get a bunch of laxatives, stool softener (if you need it juicy) and even some lactaose and senna if you're real keen.

Then eat a shitload of greasy food and you're set.

DolphLundgren, 2 years ago

Omg. I love Lemmy already. This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a post in a long time. Bravo.

Konman72, 2 years ago

We already have callbacks and inside jokes! I'm never leaving.

DolphLundgren, 2 years ago

You nailed it. It’s the callbacks and inside jokes. That’s what makes it feel like “home”

empireOfLove, 2 years ago

This is some weird kink stuff isn't it

CmdrShepard, 2 years ago

OP is mailing himself across the country.

gamingdexter, 2 years ago

Can’t wait to see, “New Social Platform Taking off from no Poop Post” as headlines of main streaming media sites. Thank you