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Snapz, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 1)

Like every other failure, it will be rebranded as a right wing grift and sold to desperate idiots that desperately need validation from an external group.

“No Libz Allowed Air” is the first airline with no safety regulations - you can smoke, the pilots can be drunk, there’s peanut shells on the ground, because of freedom!

MataVatnik,
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Already saw a comment on Instagram saying it happened because of diversity hires

buycurious, in Bakers be like

“I gotta make some dough” for those that stay on silent/keep their volume low or off.

variants,

As one should while pooping

Chivera,

Thank you

user1234, in Fortnite has changed

I’m pretty sure that’s just Sam Elliott without his mustache.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Scott Bakula is what I was thinking.

TheBlue22, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

TAKE THIS GLOBEHEADS

FLAT EARTHERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE LAUGHING AT YOU

0x4E4F,
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Oh well, at least both sides are laughing.

M137, in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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The 70’s called, they want their nightmare food back.

MacNCheezus,
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Kusimulkku,

Would try. I’ve made the Swedish dish Flying Jacob (because it was so bizarre) and it was honestly great

Flying Jacob (Swedish: flygande Jacob/Jakob pronounced is a Swedish casserole composed of chicken, cream, chilli sauce, bananas, roasted peanuts and bacon. The dish is baked in an oven and is usually served with rice and a salad.

FlyingSquid, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Which four will I be least likely to kill myself by tripping over in the night?

And009,

Difficult to trip over the tent if you’re in it

betterdeadthanreddit, in It's true, look it up.

We don’t talk about his brother Skid.

GladiusB,
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Well we do now

byroon, in Ya know,

“It is what it is” is good actually

MacNCheezus,
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OP was talking about his own meme

refoux, in Jesus: Table for 26, please

For 24. 11 on each side, and 1 on each end. You’re counting the 2 on the ends twice.

Fades, (edited )

K but the joke is: 12 disciples + Jesus = 13 but since they all on the same side they request 13*2 = 26 seated table, 13 at each side. Normally people are not seated at the ends in a restaurant setting, which is the frame of the joke

OpenStars, in $500 per semester
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Reddit will teach you for free…

Discord will even throw in doxxing.

I doubt anything compares to X though, especially for sheer volume:-P.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I thought you went to Discord to learn about military hardware.

OpenStars,
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You are not wrong… :-|

Crack0n7uesday,

4chan is like the private tutor your mom hired that teaches you way more than the course even covers.

OpenStars,
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You will learn things you never thought you would… and can never unsee:-P.

MightyGalhupo,

I’ve heard of 4chan every now and then, what’s it like? And should I join, it sounds fun.

Crack0n7uesday,

It really depends on what boards you visit. Just remember, blue boards are safe for work and brown boards are anything goes.

MightyGalhupo,

So the brown ones are gonna be the most wacky and fun then?

THE_ANON, (edited )

Its fun but not for the faint of heart dont know if the users are like that or just acting like assholes

OpenStars,
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It’s the Florida of the internet. Have fun, and remember to protect yourself:-).

MightyGalhupo,

I’m sorry, the Florida of the internet?

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

It’s fairly toxic, but if you enjoy trolls, that particular group routinely randomly weaponizes themselves

doingless,

Your mom taught me way more than he did though.

dgmib, in Fuck the balloon police

For the record, yes you need a pilot’s license to fly a hot air balloon.

And yes the “balloon police” (aka the FAA in the United States) or their equivalent governing body in other countries will stop you, and fine you.

bdonvr,

You DON’T need a license for some types of flight though. Anything under 254 pounds. Ultralights and paragliders. (However that doesn’t mean there’s no rules)

Agent641,

FAA if you’re lucky. If youre unlucky, the baloon police are an F-16 with a sidewinder

Rozz,

That seems like overkill

rtxn,

Robert Fulton has entered the chat.

21Cabbage, (edited )

I wonder if the IR sensor of a sidewinder could get a lock on the heating element of a hot air balloon.

HikingVet,

New versions could easily target a hot air balloon.

21Cabbage,

Breaking: Ban placed on hot air balloons, lethal force authorized on local festivals. Citizens confused.

DocMcStuffin,
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I don’t know if they can actually stop you. Especially the first time. But they can definitely find you and fine you. A lot. Like more than tree fiddy.

Igloojoe,

Yes. They wont kill you and take down your balloon. But you have to come back to land at some point. Then bam! You’re arrested…

HikingVet,

They can definitely encourage you to land.

Imgonnatrythis,

I heard in France the balloon police are armed. With BB guns to take down offenders.

moon,

How do they stop you mid flight though

Aux,

With helicopter mounted machine guns.

Mr_Blott, in Bub-bups bounce
0x4E4F,
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Love this gif 🤣🤣🤣.

Vinny_93, in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Actually looks like it might not taste that bad

MacNCheezus,
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I’d probably eat it

rockSlayer, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

silasmariner,

I don’t know if ‘traitor’ is really the right term for separatists… I mean, it’s a hard spot, right? You’re betraying someone one way or another whichever side you choose

itsnicodegallo,

Read any of the States’ Declarations of Secession, and you’ll see how the Confederacy betrayed humanity with that racist garbage. I would literally get banned if I copied and pasted what they say.

rockSlayer,

I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the Southern Confederacy. They left the union because they wanted to expand the enslavement of people. That’s not just the leaders either, soldiers in the Confederacy made it crystal clear in their diaries and letters that they would rather die than be equal with a black person. They fired first, and they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances. They were traitors.

Rivalarrival,

they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances.

I wholeheartedly agree with you on every other part, but that particular sentiment is rather disturbing. The particular reason they gave was not an acceptable justification for leaving the union, but the idea that they have no such right at all is extraordinarily problematic.

I mention this because we are a year away from a scenario where several states may determine that a particular candidate is unqualified to even run, let alone win the presidential election. We may very well find ourselves in a situation where half the country recognizes one person as president, while the other half recognizes a different person.

The idea that the states representing the majority of We The People should not be allowed to dissociate from a self-described dictator is a big fucking problem.

The union is only valid so long as we have the right to leave it.

silasmariner,

Thanks for this, very much captured what I was thinking but you used words betterer

umbrella,
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also ruins a young girl full of potential

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Potential is what she calls her brother.

GluWu, (edited ) in i am catgirl alcoholic

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  • betterdeadthanreddit,

    Hope you have access to and are making use of health resources in your area. Your business is not mine and I’m not looking to pry but I’ve found therapy helpful for managing that sort of anticipatory anxiety and other unpleasantness.

    That being said, I still think we’re fucked but it’s become easier to pull my thoughts away from that sort of thing and focus on what needs to be done in the short term.

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