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Benign, in home made soup

Clearly a smart home

ikapoz, in Be a better pirate.

My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.

I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Just because they’re pirate doesn’t mean they don’t believe in sharing.

ikapoz,

I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

A lot of pirate ships sailed under ‘the articles’ which guaranteed a full share for every crewman, a share and a half for officers and two shares for the captain.

prowess2956, in Customer support

That seems more like a question for sales. You'll get attention more quickly that way, too.

lugal, in How do people understand each other?

POV: Your babble fish ate your universal translater

yamapikariya, (edited ) in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

People will complain about anything. They haven’t even seen what the game actually is.

Slovene, in home made soup

It’s a typo, was supposed to say homie.

ininewcrow, in The snail of your dreams
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

He looks like a little phone holder

tubaruco, in The hills, they are alive

wh

tubaruco, in Mango

mangle (mango)

eager_eagle, in The snail of your dreams
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

is that the $10M snail?

tubaruco, in The snail of your dreams

wha

ininewcrow, in How do people understand each other?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

When you arrive in Japan … you automatically become an NPC

TokenBoomer, in a Holiday Movie

Rob Schneider, a must see.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Oh shit. I was wondering who’s face was in the background. Thank you.

Blackout, in Burger King is desperate for employees.
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Ok like if you be a $4 chicken wrap don't be applyin.

froh42, in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...

Oh my, that dad is young. The bwong bwong bwong came later with the faster transmission speeds.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Well to be fair the boy is asking the father, not his grandfather :)

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