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Venat0r, (edited ) in Air: Where did that bring you? Back to me.

Porsche used to agree, until 1998.

MedicPigBabySaver, in Fishing

Pussyass … type of catfish.

linuxgator, (edited ) in Fishing
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That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

Littleborat, in Damn ribs in the way

They’re not though…

user1234, in Would you like fries with that?

Or McKnuckleSandwich

ininewcrow, in I use a goat
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I’m more of an Ox Cutter

postmateDumbass, in Just breaking up the star trek monopoly

Scalpskin pumps. Hot.

DavLemmyHav, in Would you like fries with that?

The McKnuckleDuster

Deebster, in Shall we dance?
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I’m not a fan of this remastered Gex.

Maeve, in Shall we dance?

Looks more like “get me out of here!”

Potatos_are_not_friends, in Did You Know?

I’m actually fascinated by “fiction science”.

Like, how much holy does a mist of water need to cause vampire damage?

Also pondering: what is the range of blessing water? Can a person bless a whole ocean? How much holy energy does a priest need to create true holy damage? Is “holy” in the mind of the beholder, like a business man seeing money as their God and uses a Benjamin as their holy symbol?

sneezymrmilo,

Have you seen the netflix Castlevania series? I feel like you would like it.

Snowpix,
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Is holiness dilutable? Like, if there’s insufficient holiness for a given body of water to be considered pure holy, does the holy dilute into a less holy form? Would it still be considered holy water if you have nothing but the diluted stuff? Is there a limit to how much holy a body of water can contain?

pete_the_cat,

Like, if you mix holy water and tap water in a 50:50 ratio is the resulting water 50% as holy as before?

aeronmelon,

Is Holy Water holy because it is water or because it was blessed? Does the blessing remain if water changes state into a gas or a solid?

If you can have holy vapor, you can have holy ice.

Texas_Hangover,

And of course, you can shoot holy ice out of a fucking gun.

MightyGalhupo,

I dunno but the 1982 incident severely reduced the African vampire population

ExLisper,

You joke but the Catholic canon says that to check if someone is saint you have to pray to him and if miracle happens it means that this person can talk to god because only god can do miracles. And since he can talk to god it means he’s in heaven so his a saint. They actually have a pretend ‘scientific method’ they use for beatifications.

Jerb322, in Shall we dance?
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Come on ,Vogue!

victorz, in The Five Stages of Life

And the first three happen in your teens.

Zekas,

I skipped straight to depression at 11

victorz,

❤️

ooterness, in “Rumblr”

Punchr did it first. (Comedy skit by Loading Ready Run.)

Sabre363, in Equivalent

Truly a noble sacrifice for humanity

SuckMyWang,

For the elite ftfy

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