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Annoyed_Crabby, in No excuses

I’m lazy. Should be a good excuse.

guy_threepwood, in MK bag

Every time I see the “MK” logo I think of Milton Keynes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Keynes

smeg,

Maybe OP’s lady friend is a big fan of the Dons?

nick, in A genre of Country Music...

Man he even looks like he’s starting his metamorphosis into trump.

Valmond,

I hate the photoshopped photos of those “celebrities” in the news.

I mean splash one of the Elon news on this photo mother fuckers!

TheRaven,
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Fat and old with enough money to keep it all together, but not enough self awareness to keep it together well.

nick,

Becoming The Sad Blob: the Elon musk story

GladiusB,
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That’s like calling him a loser with extra steps

TheRaven,
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How fitting then. His whole life is just being a loser with extra steps.

GladiusB,
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Good one!!

Theharpyeagle,

Meh, Musk has plenty of shitty qualities that deserve criticism, we don’t really need to pick on his appearance.

tryitout,

He spent a bunch of dough on that hair. I believe he is likely aware of his appearance. He is pale and overweight because he spends a bunch of time playing video games, being a nazi in his failing social media site, and (based on this picture) eating french fries.

Maybe at some point his vanity will compel him to get liposuction or just go full orange man with spray tan and wear baggy suits with ties that are too long. I don’t see him being like Bezos or Zuck and getting into shape.

aeronmelon, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

So, young Bjork and old Daniel Radcliffe.

Hupf, in Onions are a violation of the terms of service.

Those onion cutting ninjas at it again with their vendetta

ElBarto, in It makes you wonder...
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I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

hglman,

You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.

Hupf, (edited ) in I don't know how to title this

Is your opossum ok?

Also, this would belong to !pissposting

Oderus, in It's not door number 2?

Reminds me of a joke.

What did one gay sperm say to the other?

I can’t see shit in here.

Hupf, in Behold!

War and Marshmallows

RedditWanderer,

Warshmallows?

ekZepp,
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Marshwarrors

originalucifer, (edited ) in What's wrong with 'eggs'?
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do not underestimate comedic value. its what gets unattractive people laid, and would absolutely cause me to purchase butt nuggets from one farm skipping the eggs from the previous farm.

MrJameGumb, in What's wrong with 'eggs'?
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Cowboy Kent Rollins calls them “cackleberries”, which always makes me giggle for some reason

maniacalmanicmania, in I don't know how to title this
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Nice phone/camera reflexes you have there. I would have fumbled this opportunity for fame and fortune.

Pencilnoob, in Glad it's almost over
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Illuminating manuscripts on vellum November

GrammatonCleric, in Spooky sewer sandler moment
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I’m trying to laugh, but I can’t find anything to laugh at.

MightyGalhupo,

Adam Sandler is an actor who is known for his, let’s say notable, acting.

In the image that’s him (I think) in the sewer thing so this is saying Ah! Damn (Adam) Sandler (Sandler). That’s my interpretation though.

Shayeta, in When I think things are going my way...

And yes, they stack.

ReplicantBatty,

The Uno twitter account said that they don’t but they’re a bunch of damn dirty liars

Shayeta,

I reject their reality and substitute my own.

Exusia,
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"Thanks for the cards but we’ll take it from here’

nevemsenki,

I still don’t get how would they not effectively stack in 1v1. You make the other player draw 4 and they have to skip their turn… which means you can just play another +4 again.

aksdb,

The stacking I know means if player 1 puts down a +4 and player 2 happens to have a +4 he can evade his penalty by stacking. If player 1 doesn’t have another +4 now he needs to draw the stacked 8 cards. If he had a +4, player 2 might now have to draw 12 instead, and so on.

MightyGalhupo,

That’s the stacking I know too

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