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MrJameGumb, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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Oh wow I used to see those all the time when I was younger but it’s been years lol!

lemmyman,

Yet one more victim of climate change

JohnnyH842, in The giga crystal

Is that Blake?

lemerchand,

Mf wizards never die

hips_and_nips,

Tight butthole.

speaker_hat, (edited ) in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?

sentient_loom,
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I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

HootinNHollerin, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

But what about the Japanese

sentient_loom,
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The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.

mulcahey, in a story in two parts

How do I do this

julianh,

You mention the community in your post

For example @lemmyshitpost

tourist,
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teknologi

rug_burn, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Does he like to cuddle after?

sentient_loom,
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Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

db2, in The giga crystal

Sadly we all know at least one person who would, with a straight face and not a hint of irony, proclaim this to be real. 🤦

SturgiesYrFase,
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6…I know 6 people who despite seemingly being rational would see noting wrong with this…

some_guy,

Holy fuck, I’m sorry for your situation. I undoubtedly know someone who thinks this way; I’m just unaware of anyone who does. Six openly sharing such beliefs is alarming.

SturgiesYrFase,
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They’re family too, 4 of em anyway, 2 are coworkers, easy enough to just not engage with family, but coworkers is a different matter…

carl_dungeon,

I mean, they should be concerned, I’ve used my crystals to send them psychic attacks for months now.

SturgiesYrFase,
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Fuckin gitem!

The_Hideous_Orgalorg, in Nature is beautiful

Looks more like an egg-flower.

MacNCheezus,
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Funny enough, it turns out that those actually exist.

https://www.theseedcollection.com.au/assets/full/F6-16.jpg

Limnanthes douglasii, also known as poached egg flower.

Branch_Ranch,

I would like to subscribe to flower facts!

MacNCheezus,
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TheDeepState, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

sentient_loom,
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You must have seen my OnlyFans

gmtom,

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

ColeSloth, in Thank the EU there’s a prominent “Reject” button nowadays

Clicks no.

Website forgets your option. Asks again.

Damn it. Can you just remember that one cookie thing? Where’s that option?

dukk,

Some websites allow “strictly necessary cookies”…those work on some websites.

danielbln, in Nature is beautiful

This is made with a Stable Diffusion LoRA called FriedEgg. Here, I used it to generate a wider version: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bce07195-7465-4b5b-84b8-5ab2c9134984.jpeg

danielbln,

Or maybe an eggy Mona Lisa? i.imgur.com/WQHOf1r.jpg

MacNCheezus,
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Neat!

morgunkorn, in See? You still have a chance!
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And most of them are your grandma and her friends 👵👵👵

“Such a handsome boy! Have a cookie my dear”

FlyingSquid,
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I’m sure at least some of them are down for pound town.

morgunkorn,
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they can even take off their teeth!

sus,

grandma has a lot of friends

rifugee,

At least you still get a cookie!

Rognaut, in Smells Like Lavender.

Too cheesy. Barely a shitpost. Looks AI generated.

HerbalGamer,
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shit^2^post

Rognaut,

Nvm. It is AI generated. Two arms on one side and fucked up fingers all around.

Kolanaki,
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If shit posting is supposed to be low effort, how are not all shitposts ai generated now? What could be more low effort than making a machine make the meme for you?

smeg,

Actually generating an image related to your caption? That’s way too much effort for a shitpost!

nifty, (edited ) in Peak organization
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I haven’t been using social media for 10+ years besides some on/off shitposting on hacker news. I’d love to find something for music management that’s not sucky and uber corpo like Spotify. I use Bandcamp for buying from niche artists and sound cloud for finding new labels, but sound cloud is too Spotifyish now. Deezer used to be nice before they started region restrictions.

TurtleTourParty,

I’m currently using Qobuz. The interface is a bit clunky and the catalog is smaller, but there are no podcasts, audiobooks, or social features.

My favorite ever streaming service was Mog. It was bought by Beats and ruined.

RGB3x3,

For those in the US that can’t use Quobuz (like myself), Tidal has social features, but you can turn them off.

I moved to Tidal from YT Music because of its awful bloat and love it. It’s simple and I’ve not found it to be lacking in anything. Some listings may be wrong sometimes, but they’re super responsive to feedback for fixing it.

TurtleTourParty,

Qobuz is available in the US (Qobuz Availability).

I tried Tidal for a while back when they only had the high-fi tier. It was nice but not worth the $20 a month IMO. It looks like they have cheaper tiers now.

Another plus is both services sound much better than Spotify.

RGB3x3,

Oh, I had literally checked it 3 weeks ago and it wasn’t. Cool!

gmtom, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.

bruhduh,
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Because it is

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