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VikingHippie, (edited ) in Better than you

Oh yeah? I’ve won the local bad decisions championship 9 times out of the last 10!

The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and ended up sleeping through the whole thing, so I consider it a moral victory.

Etterra, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

I don’t think she can throw that out. It might be legally classified as a culturally significant existing artifact.

Etterra, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know if you order pizza from a place that’s actually good, which is to say not Dominos or Pizza Hut, then that’s actually a fair price. That’s how much I pay including tip and delivery. In Chicagoland.

Globeparasite, in Better than you

Challenge Accepted

I woke up this morning, alive Worst decision ever

I win

Klear,

Amateur. I woke up and skipped breakfast before going to work.

Globeparasite,

I’d choose fainting because of low blood sugar over being concious anytime but it is a damn respectable participation

Globeparasite, in Love is blind

" - Ma’am he is dead.

  • no mate, I think he is just Croatian"
OpenStars, in You're welcome for making your Tuesday just a little bit worse.
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/s :-D

LemmyKnowsBest,

A perfectly understandable reaction to Popeye’s Cheddar Biscuit Butterfly Shrimp.

OpenStars,
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I was tempted to counter with a “where’s the beef?” meme, but I think our Tuesday has been sufficiently ruined already:-P.

Globeparasite, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

Bloody fuck that’s dark

MacNCheezus, in elephants
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Can they play the piano?

xor,

if they want to

MacNCheezus,
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[X] Doubt

xor,

(they don’t want to)

brasil, in Anachronism

Game Dino D-Day

Imgonnatrythis, in Contract has been fulfilled

Joke’s on you though, with doordash you still have to tip at the time the order is placed.

normanwall, in They're good dogs, Brent

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  • kamenlady,
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    I’m gonna talk to Brant now: “what’s up Bront?”. Let’s hear Brent’s answer.

    MacNCheezus,
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    I see you understood the reference.

    MacNCheezus, in Doesn't look like anything to me
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    Yeah I’m thinking it was probably OP

    CaptainMcMonkey, (edited ) in They're good dogs, Brent

    What is Purebred, If it’s not just inbred with the paperwork to prove it?

    Junkers_Klunker,

    Yea its like the house of Habsburg vs. Alabama

    Kyle,

    I used to think that as well.

    But I took the saying “adopt and shop responsibly” to heart and looked up what a responsible breeder has to do to be considered one.

    Genetic tests determine if the dogs have known genes that cause diseases. If one of the parents has a recessive gene for a disease that won’t express in the pups because the other parent doesn’t have it, you can keep dogs that have desirable traits like excellent personality, lack of anxiety and general health in the gene pool—helping to maintain genetic diversity while not passing down a disease.

    The kennel clubs (CKC) have started helping to reduce inbreeding by keeping track of the lineage of dogs and avoiding inbreeding by calculating the coefficient of inbreeding. The COI is a metric used in dog breeding to measure the level of inbreeding in a dog’s pedigree. It is an excellent tool for an institution that used to inadvertently encourage inbreeding because they created standards. Can more be done? Yes, is this a step in the right direction? Yes.

    It’s worth noting that genetic tests don’t know everything, they might only test for a handful of the 20,000 or so genes and we don’t know what all genes do, and some genes are benign in some breeds and dangerous in others. This is why x-rays and elbow and hip assesments of the parents are still important. It’s also why meeting the parents of you puppy is important. If you don’t like them, you won’t like their pups.

    On top of that epigenetics massively impacts the behaviour of pups. This is especially true if the grandmother of a puppy had a happy stress free life. Yes, we now know that improvements from nurture not just nature can be inherited. Dogs with happy lives produce happy dogs.

    A responsible breeder will have done all of this, as well as done early socialisation and desensitization for the first eight weeks of the pups and many more considerations like limiting the amount of times they use a dam. These tests and assessments would have cost them around $10,000 for the dam and sire.

    I wrote this insane response because if typing this on a meme educated one person who might get a dog, then the world is just a little bit of a better place.

    AllOutOfBubbleGum, in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

    I before E, except after C.

    DingoBilly,

    There are more words this didn’t work for than words this does work for…

    Grass,
    MBM,

    I feel like most of those words would be pronounced very differently with IE

    gedaliyah, in You're welcome for making your Tuesday just a little bit worse.
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    “28 Days, 6 Hours, 42 Minutes, 12 Seconds. That Is When The World Will End.”

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