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Potatos_are_not_friends, (edited ) in Target acquired

I think it’s really stupid that Gandalf didn’t just super Saiyan every obstacle like is he stupid?

match, in Now who is laughing?
@match@pawb.social avatar

this idea is going straight to space station 13, I’m sure

StrahdVonZarovich,
@StrahdVonZarovich@ttrpg.network avatar

Hey, a fellow space station player in the wild! Please God don’t let the station clown get this, he already tied me up in the library so I have to watch his nonsense.

Godric,

I’ve played like 2 games of it and have no idea wtf is going on, any tips?

skulblaka,

I’ve played like 60 games and barely have any idea wtf is going on, good luck lmao

My advice is to pick something relatively low impact like janitor or bartender if it’s available and just try and hang out and see what happens. Or just be an assistant but people tend to ignore you or grief you if you’re assistant. Some of the more complex roles, if you’re interested in trying them, such as engineering or botany, are greatly benefited by figuring out how to host a private server to log on to and practice outside of a real game. Medical, at least as of a couple years ago when I last played, is pretty formulaic and as long as you know what operation you need to perform and have the supplies to do it, you can just follow a wiki page recipe.

Don’t trust sec, don’t trust the clown, if anyone outside of your departnent is being exceptionally nice to you they’re probably going to stuff your corpse in a locker 20 minutes from now if you don’t help them kidnap HoP. Learn to be robust. Rules (both social, and actual game rules and code) will differ, sometimes greatly, depending what server you’re currently on, but reading the Goonstation wiki should give you approximate knowledge of most things.

If you roll antagonist, God be with you, and know that we’ve all royally bungled many an antag objective, most especially when new. Just try to have as much fun as you can, the points don’t matter anyway.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

make friends and survive :3

normalexit, in dont question the big orb

Big orb bright, hurt eyes.

HKPiax, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

Admiral from Monster Hunter World

Fridgeratr,

NERGIGANTE

krondo, in Get to work, crackheads

Hooooly shit this people arguing over government issues bellow a shitpost thats logical …

Smoogs, in Eww

Try transit. Where farts last for two days.

Winb00m, in Target acquired
Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Bravo

caseyweederman,

Like he and Merry wouldn’t have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

hglman,

Its bc Pipen is also the President of the United States

nilloc,

9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Lord of the nuclear weapons race.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

That fool of a Took would nuke Gondor by accident

MacNCheezus, in dont question the big orb
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What are “they” trying to hide from us?

DosDude, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

That’s a beautiful tower! And that model m keyboard! I’m jealous.

dan1101,

I don’t like that model M because it has Windows keys.

gaifux,

You could remove the icon and put a picture of a keycap on it to denote it as a meta key

DosDude,
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

Good eye. I stand corrected.

raoul, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@raoul@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ahh, the scrathing sound of the floppy disks at startup 🤤

Rakonat, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

If you think a girl’s hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

Kusimulkku,

Legs? How about your back lol

Rakonat,

Im not Al Bundy and didn’t marry Peg.

Kusimulkku,

I married some sort of animal that likes to sleep in weird positions. Legs in back are too common for me

uid0gid0,

I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

Slovene,

Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

Usernamealreadyinuse, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

I can even smell it!

aeronmelon, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

Well, if it’s good enough to host GTA Online, it should be good enough to run GTA 6.

spez, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

Shit! I am a girl!?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

girl

on the internet

Sounds mutually exclusive

Varyk,

Sup, babe. How’s that ipo?

FlaminGoku,

Dude i feel you. I’ve got mild Raynaud’s disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

yannic, (edited )

This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife’s secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Increase the entropy!

Kusimulkku,

I don’t know about unnecessarily gendered. The joke sorta relies on the common idea that women have colder hands and feet.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

People who period are more likely to have less average blood volumes, but you’re right that they may not necessarily be girls.

Shou,

What are you talking about? Blood volume does not have anything to do with it.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

What is wife’s primary function? What is her mission?

KpntAutismus, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

i wanna build a pc in that case.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s gonna be a loooong build 😂.

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