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Steamymoomilk, in Now who is laughing?

Good, now play rush E on it

muel, in Ketchup alignment

Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?

GBU_28,

Sex offender registry?

NaoPb,

I thought you were gonna say… spit on the fries.

MeatsOfRage, in cycle or spiral?

Wake up (wake up) Grab a brush and put a little makeup

MisterD, in Ketchup alignment

Where does ketchup on the wall fit?

skullgiver, in Ketchup alignment
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

%s/ketckup/mayo

ininewcrow, in cycle or spiral?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Death vortex

ininewcrow, in Ketchup alignment
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Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries

JoMiran, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Bedazzled Claymore

shalafi,

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

kusuriya, in They'll make anything you need
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calculators to help you do math and guns, checks out for Texas.

Skanky, in Ketchup alignment

Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy

Slovene,

"It’s your big day, ketchup. You’re an entree now."

  • Gene Belcher, when they’re all stuck inside a cabin with not much other food.
random_character_a, (edited ) in Are you not entertained?
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It’s only entertaining if you buy one of each and force your children to taste every single one.

BoxerDevil,

Lol

random_character_a, in cycle or spiral?
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Non of us sleep, but we still wake up

BluJay320,
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To the realization that we continue to exist 😔

eya, (edited ) in cycle or spiral?
@eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

there is no go to sleep step

you destroy the fabric of reality by waking up when not asleep

there is no reality left to mourn

random_character_a, in Ketchup alignment
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.

MrBusiness,

garlic mayonnaise

I must learn more

Chef, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.

KpntAutismus,

darwinism hard at work.

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