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JusticeForPorygon, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Me who’s seen one MatPat video ever:

A_Chilean_Cyborg, in Video games are a worse influence than I thought!
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

There was a game where you could do that… hut I don’t remember.

therealjcdenton, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

You are in mortal danger

sagrotan, in his ham
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

It’s it steamed? I can relate!

tabris, in What's up doc? That's a very oink carrot you got there, doc?

And now I’ve got F.E.A.R. by the Ian Brown in my head. Not a bad thing tho.

Agent641, in Friendly Reminder

Dawn of the triffids

xbit00, in What's up doc? That's a very oink carrot you got there, doc?

B.O.B.O.D.D.Y

M137, in Friendly Reminder
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Experiencing this like a jump scare for the first time in TLoZ: TotK made me hit my knee really hard on the underside of my desk. That was two weeks ago, and it’s still sore. And I don’t trust trees anymore, not that they’re hard to defeat, it’s just easy to forget that enemy type exists and get jump scared all over again. I hate them.

evranch,

I love how you still have to defeat them with an axe.

However if the trees get you this hard I would love to know what you thought of the game’s true terrifying jump scare enemy. I’m not mentioning them just in case you haven’t run across them yet… But I’m sure you have, right?

Piemanding,

I avoided that thing until I found out it wasn’t an endgame enemy. It outran my first horse and saw how little damage my early bow did and I hid up on a rock. IDK how they will ever jump scare me as much as that and the Guardians, but Nintendo has some talent.

whereBeWaldo, in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.

Binding of isaac lore

Naja_Kaouthia, in A murder at the church
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

The Morrigan has been by to visit

TseseJuer,

we are duh Morrigan

Etterra, in Just fuck my shit up

Contractor: that’ll be $5k.

Customer: yeah you took to long so I’m only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?

Contractor: tomorrow. You won’t believe the results.

0x4E4F, in Sorry guys
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Good for you 🥹.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in IT support work be like
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Serious question.

Why is the venn diagram of furries and tech bros a circle?

kshade,
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

IT workers != tech bros

But I don’t know either.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh I don’t see the difference but that’s just me

VonCesaw,

IT finds a solution and applies it

Tech bro sells a solution and never references it again

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Ah okay makes sense.

I always saw IT people as tech bro lite ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Tech bros just reinstall Arch a thousand times, IT workers actually know how those OSs operate in an enterprise environment and how to fix all of the services that they correlate to.

thawed_caveman, in Just fuck my shit up

If you’re in this bathroom sober, you’ll feel drunk.

If you’re in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.

Etterra,

What if you’re fucked up on shrooms?

jdeath, in One possible caveat of using an open source search engine alternative instead of Google

i use Kagi. its paid but it is so refreshing not getting ads and being able to tune the search results.

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

Looks interesting, I’m considering it

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