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TimewornTraveler, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

I’ve seen places like this. You only notice them late at night when all the lights are off elsewhere. Operated infrequently cuz it’s just a family joint and they got other stuff to do. But you chance upon them at the right time and oh man is it worth it.

ForestOrca, in Never forgetti
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Banana? Is that you?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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You’re asking if I’m me or if I’m a banana because only one of those is true.

Karlos_Cantana,
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Can you post a pic of yourself with a banana for scale?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That would be a violation of my HIPAA rights

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

My spoon is too big.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m feeling fat and sassy

Supervisor194, (edited )
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♫ ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

z500,
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Improvised pipe phone

hperrin, in Belching in a gopher

Alan! Alan! Alan! blech Alan!

Slovene, in We were warned.

Does Dr. Oetker make soda?

CanadianCarl,

The nazi pizza company? www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-24580073

Sheeple, in Try it
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Why y’all hate corn dogs here? I tried some once and they were fine. Not great but pretty decent.

I should add I’m not American. So corn dogs over here might be different

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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But did you try seven?

HikingVet,

Does eating a box of 10 count?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Probably. If you eat ten you have eaten seven.

HikingVet,

Corn dog with mustard and ketchup is good eating when you are high, especially if you deep fry them instead of oven baking.

But I’m going to need a drink.

Kolanaki,
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But I’m going to need a drink.

Wash those 7 corn dogs down with an entire 2-liter of Coca-Cola.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Dr Pepper

HikingVet,

Both of you are wrong. Root beer.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Cream soda

Sheeple, (edited )
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No it was just 2 lmao.

I don’t think I can eat 7 of any junk food tbh

joel_feila, in should i??
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Wtf why would it make that much noise

SCB, (edited )

If it’s plastic or metal, as opposed to silicon, the lock can bang into it and make extra noise.

All three have their perks but either minimal lock and metal or silicon are generally the more “discreet” varieties.

Also true for women’s chastity devices, in terms of where the securing place is and what kind of locking mechanism you use.

jrwperformance, in Stomp it down
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When else do you get the opportunity to waffle stomp?

Corkyskog,
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Stormdrain grate

TseseJuer,

if anything do it for the sheer shitisfaction of the stomp

jenny_ball,
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so nasty

krimson, in Belching in a gopher
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I laughed way too hard at this 😂

ExLisper, in Try it

Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Thank you so much!

FQQD, in The truth some of y'all need to hear

just eat it honestly

Lemmygizer,

That proposal sounds pretty modest, IMO.

Kolanaki,
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Mmmm… Baby back ribs. 🤤

marito,

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.

Aggravationstation,

Chilliiiiiiii’s…

brlemworld, in We were warned.

All this and yet Mr. Pibb is a step too far.

Duamerthrax, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

I don’t understand what these peolple were thinking. The government would never put human lives above the economy. Of course everything was going to reopen once the lives lost wouldn’t hurt the bottom line.

subspaceinterferents, in Belching in a gopher
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Bucket list item achieved.

wisemanzero, (edited ) in Try it

1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement… If you had a light breakfast and it’s the only other thing you eat that day it’s not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber (Not the stick though), and a multivitamin wouldn’t hurt.

danc4498,

Mustard adds basically no calories too. So mustard that shit up.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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There’s fiber in the sticks

wisemanzero,

I didn’t mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don’t want slivers…

idunnololz,
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Why not? You get a free throat scrapping.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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If you just suck on them they’ll be moist and ready to gobble down

Pinklink,

Thanks, now I gotta go jerk off

FlyingSquid, in The truth some of y'all need to hear
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That’s because I’m a deadbeat dad. Duh.

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