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dingus, in I’m dreaming of a Purple Christmas

I love it but I feel like it needs more flair

corrupts_absolutely, in Make sure to follow me on socials ;)

all good as long as dad’s a miner

tiredcapillary,

Took me a second. I first thought it was about working from home.

MightyGalhupo,

I thought so too, what’s the joke here?

dabu,
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OnlyFans

MightyGalhupo,

Oh ok, why would the dad being a miner be important tho

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Even_Adder, (edited ) in We were warned.

Dr Perfect

Ok buddy, chill out.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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I’m not looking for Dr. Perfect, just Dr. Right.

victron,
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Best I can do is Dr Fine.

Vuraniute,
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Dr Perfect is the enemy of Dr Good Enough

iheartneopets, in Have yourself a most wonderful time of the year!

Trust me, there are plenty of songs as bad or worse. I get the same reaction to several Daft Punk songs. Mariah Carey isn’t especially bad, no matter what the internet says. There are some especially brain dead christmas remixes stores play during the holidays that make my skin crawl.

LegionEris,

Truth. I don’t have to deal with this now, but give me Mariah Carey over “affordable woman who claims to sing like Mariah Carey” any day. There are so, so many bad Christmas covers it is ridiculous. I don’t like Mariah Carey more than anyone else, but she is legitimately talented and skilled. There are worse singers and musicians covering the same songs.

Tofushopdriftin, in We were warned.

I want a Dr. Becker. I loved that show

FlyingSquid,
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Highly underrated show. It made me realize Ted Danson was actually funny long before The Good Place.

LEONHART,

Bored to Death did that for me.

itsgroundhogdayagain,

Becker was on for so long but a lot of people still never gave it a chance.

jayrodtheoldbod, in We were warned.

Doctor Snag down there trying to hide from the police after the college students made a game out of mixing him 1:1 with whiskey and making pledges drink until they fall over.

If that’s real, and not AI, that wins. Store brand of the year.

EpeeGnome, in We were warned.

I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don’t respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.

FlyingSquid,
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Excuse me, but Pibb now identifies as Xtra, not Mr. I think we should respect their gender identity.

recapitated, (edited )

It doesn’t take a medical degree to know that stepping on a cushion would be comfy.

billiam0202, in We were warned.

Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.

ZeroCool,

a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins… It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering… And they were blazin’ that shit up everyday!

TIMMAY, in ...did everyone get this?

that’s so long from now though

Got_Bent, in We were warned.

Back in my soda drinking days, Dr. Thunder was pretty legit.

alquicksilver,
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It’s a damn good replacement for Dr. Pepper, even today. Hell of a lot cheaper if you ever buy in bulk.

squiblet, in We were warned.
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My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s

FlyingSquid,
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There is some erotic Dr. Furr fan fiction that will not surprise you.

squiblet,
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I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.

tacosanonymous, in We were warned.

Okay but zevias are great.

cmbabul, in We were warned.

Where is Dr Topper?

FlyingSquid,
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Look, we could spend all day naming Dr.s they left out…

cmbabul,

Fair but this is still Dollar General erasure

SasquatchBanana, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

What’s Man doing here?!??

ummthatguy, in We were warned.
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