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bruhduh, in Two years in a row!
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We all are

FardyCakes, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

Is this like a riddle or something?

"You can’t believe things you read on the Internet."

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OR3X, (edited ) in Cat and poop

I love the little jump when it sees the poop. Cat’s like “ew wtf”

scottyjoe9,

“who the fuck shit on the floor!?”

NickwithaC, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?

nehal3m, in Google "Work"space

I’ve experienced finally getting the perfect product or feature in Workspace only to either have it ripped away OR them putting it behind a paywall. RIP Cloud print.

HiddenLayer5, in I had to try it to believe it
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Take your age

Multiply it by zero

That is the age you were when you were born.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Omg this worked for me

abbadon420, in His Spidey sense is tingling!

Why would you make the illusion of a “pile of coke” and than reveal that it’s just a thin layer of coke on a pile shaped thingy by writing in it?!

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

That’s Coke brand flour. No responsible AI image generator would let you show spider-man sniff a pile of cocaine.

Kyrgizion,

Coci-Cola, to be precise.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, I asked it to make it Coke brand flour. It came up with Coci-Cola all on its own.

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Of course it is. Well done.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Lol. It’s literally what I gave the AI. My intentions were certainly not pure, but it was very very sensitive about what I typed in.

linuxgator, in Google "Work"space
@linuxgator@lemmy.world avatar

Google Wave would be much more helpful now. Too bad it was released (and subsequently killed) about a decade before anyone was ready for it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Never heard of Google Wave. Am intrigued.

linuxgator,
@linuxgator@lemmy.world avatar

It was similar to what things like Teams turned out to be. But it was when things even like office online were in their infancy. Everyone knew that it would be great one day, but not until everyone was comfortable with each of its individual components.

lyam23,

IIRC many of the features were incorporated into Google docs. Realtime collaboration, etc…

linuxgator,
@linuxgator@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, many were, or were independently re-developed, but never quite the same.

PowerGloveSoBad, in Beardy bois

This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

Kase,

*until after

PrivateNoob, in Beardy bois

Those are some chad/stacy looking molds tho. Did they gymaxx?

Imgonnatrythis, in Did you drink? Now dry yourself

Sure this works because they covered his foodbowl with it. He’s just trying to get his food.

GBU_28,

If it’s not mealtime it would be empty

suckaduck,
@suckaduck@feddit.nl avatar

My dog legit wipes her muzzle after drinking/eating. To bad she does it on my couch.

beSyl, (edited )

Ahaha. Fuck, spit my water. Thank you for the laugh.

Viking_Hippie, in Cat and poop

Such majestic creatures!

Mongostein, in Beardy bois

We all know that’s mold, right?

static_dragon,

So is blue cheese

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Beardy bois

marmotworks,

Tiny lil zz tops

hunter2,

Most of us.

abbadon420,

No, it’s the christmas spirit

bobs_monkey,

Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

lugal,

You mean eating the strawberries makes you feel that way?

abbadon420,

Makes you feel all tingly inside

bobs_monkey,

These in particular, it’s that warm and fuzzy feeling you get before you projectile vomit everywhere. Didn’t say it was necessarily a good thing, unless that’s your bag.

nodsocket,

No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this

Mongostein,

They’re all yours, bud!

FooBarrington,

THERE’S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’re mold.

Viking_Hippie,

Your mom was mold last night. Twice.

Yes I know that doesn’t make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄

byroon,

Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said “I think, therefore I am”. In this essay I will…

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Not gonna stop me from gelling them up and giving them sick hairdos

Mongostein,

I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.

TKRyer, in Did you drink? Now dry yourself

That doggy is so thoughtful!

KepBen, in yes you too

I’d be lower right if I had that dope cone hat

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

wdym that’s literally you

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