nick,

Man he even looks like he’s starting his metamorphosis into trump.

Valmond,

I hate the photoshopped photos of those “celebrities” in the news.

I mean splash one of the Elon news on this photo mother fuckers!

TheRaven,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Fat and old with enough money to keep it all together, but not enough self awareness to keep it together well.

nick,

Becoming The Sad Blob: the Elon musk story

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

That’s like calling him a loser with extra steps

TheRaven,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

How fitting then. His whole life is just being a loser with extra steps.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Good one!!

Theharpyeagle,

Meh, Musk has plenty of shitty qualities that deserve criticism, we don’t really need to pick on his appearance.

tryitout,

He spent a bunch of dough on that hair. I believe he is likely aware of his appearance. He is pale and overweight because he spends a bunch of time playing video games, being a nazi in his failing social media site, and (based on this picture) eating french fries.

Maybe at some point his vanity will compel him to get liposuction or just go full orange man with spray tan and wear baggy suits with ties that are too long. I don’t see him being like Bezos or Zuck and getting into shape.

soundingcock,
JohnDClay,

He’d be pretty happy about the space ship blowing up though. If it had crashed into the launch pad or something on takeoff, then it would definitely count.

netwren,

We have to stop identifying ownership with these billionaires and “their work” because it’s not. It’s a team of people who got together to accomplish a mission whether they succeeded or failed. How often is their success just a leader getting out of their way, and how often is failure because leadership was overbearing and “used their authority” to make poor decisions over the group.

“We” society only ever focus on these individuals and it’s horribly incorrect to do so.

We need to forget the celebrities and identity the groups.

captain_oni,

Hey, if these guys do everything they can to make sure their companies’ “achievements” are considered all their own doing; let’s be fair and attribute all the fault of their failures as well.

But you’re right, billionaires ride on the shoulders of the people that do the actual hard work.

gizmonicus,

Absolutely. As someone who manages a small team, my duties are advocating for the people who work for me, listening to the people closest to the problem, mediating disputes between people with different solutions, and ensuring we are all working towards the same overall goals. Most of the success of the team is directly attributed to their work. My biggest contribution is making sure they have what they need to do their job.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

So, since you're support staff and economically a cost center and not a producer, they make more than you, right? You advocate for their wages first, right?

victorz,

I mean, despite the down votes I thought this was pretty based, even if it came across as a personal attack.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Wasn't meant as a personal attack. Shoulda put it on the Amidala meme, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Vanix,

Could’ve removed the entire appositive of your first sentence,and removed “right?” to sound like less of an ass with your wording :) valid question though. my employer does operate this way

victorz,

I know, you’re all good 🫂

gizmonicus,

Not everyone in my position is a sniveling little shit, as much as you may think. I do get paid more than my team, but not by some ridiculous margin. The lowest paid person gets 70% what I do and the highest paid person is at 95%. When I took over it was no shit closer to 40% for the lowest paid member. I fought for that to be fixed and burned up a lot if political capital doing it too.

When COVID came along and pay cuts and layoffs were a real threat, I told my boss to cut my salary before anyone else’s. We never had to, thankfully, but I literally told him I would quit if they cut one of my subordinates pay or laid them off without first taking out of my pocket.

I had a direct report who, for three years wanted to be in a leadership role. I fought for a new position for him and put my own ass on the line recommending him for promotion every chance I got. He’s been promoted past me and I hope (since I can’t see his salary anymore) he is getting paid more than me because he’s earned it.

I’m not some superstar manager, but I do feel like I keep my team out of the political battles and turf wars so they can focus on doing what they do best without dealing with all that crap. That’s my job. When something goes wrong, I’m accountable. So when the people doing the work get it wrong and take a critical system offline by fat fingering a command, I’m the one answering the phones and taking all the shit for it and smoothing things over with stake holders. And unless it was a result of gross negligence, I’m not going to give them hell for it either because I’ve fucking been there before.

I didn’t even want this damn job. I was perfectly happy being the technical lead and not having job recruiting and performance reviews to do, but I took it because I knew at the very least I would do my best to advocate for the people I care about, and that’s not something I could say about everyone who applied.

So you can make snap judgements and assume because I manage a team that I’m just collecting a paycheck while everyone else does all the hard work, but I don’t and I won’t because it’s unethical and shitty and despite your own insecurities, I actually give a fuck about other people.

uphillbothways, (edited )
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

It was a meme reference. You took that way too personally. I'm sorry if you were offended.

gizmonicus,

Considering how important it is to me that I’m not some piece of shit manager, yeah, it was a little personal. I take that kind of thing seriously. It kinda doesn’t work as a meme reference without the meme.

uphillbothways, (edited )
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

This is a shit posting community. Meme references should be assumed.
And I'm not your employee. Neither time nor place for your insecurities. Some conflict resolution skills ya got there.

Immediately talking about yourself, claiming authority, offended at the least thing, telling people what to think instead of showing those traits, serious in an unserious setting, and more. Your response to what started with a simple meme reference has me seeing more in common with the worst managers I've worked with in your actual behavior.

paddirn, (edited )

Anytime management gets involved with our work, it’s because there was a monumental fuck-up or because somebody is doing too much micro-management. In either case, it’s thrice as stressful as a normal project that goes slow as shit because everything has to be run by the big person.

BB69, (edited )

Dude hasn’t been married since 2016 and still sees his kids, what are you talking about?

Find real reasons to criticize somebody. Better yet, ignore him and make him go away. These posts are worse than the dick rider posts.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

I also hate people acting like the starship test wasn’t a great success. They’re building a factory to build rockets and testing the output of this factory in incremental stages. The next one will go further and the one after that might even land. There’s always the off-chance it’ll just work on the first try, but it’s never expected.

pendulum_,
@pendulum_@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed. Apollo I didn’t land on the moon. Even after building on 20 Gemini missions. Apollo 11 was the iteration that landed on the moon.

henrikx,

Yeah, I’m no Elon fan but this post is just dumb

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How often does he see his trans daughter?

“Can’t win 'em all” was what he said when she rejected him.

I wonder why she might have rejected her father when he’s the richest man in the world and has the potential to make you wealthy and comfortable for the rest of your life?

Maybe he’s not the best father and, like so much else about Elon, you’ve bought into yet more hype.

Melatonin,

He’s got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

You’re a billionaire for goodness sake. Buy a top hat!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

He’s got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

And yet he still looks the way he does.

constantokra,

Imagine how bad he’d look if he wasn’t.

captain_oni,

we got a glimpse of that before he got his hair transplant.

Not shitting on anyone that gets transplants, or decides to embrace their baldness; just shitting specifically on Elon, because fuck his anti-worker, anti-consumer ass.

Fades,

You seriously think he has it in him to work hard on himself (or anything for that matter)??

No shot, instead he would use that money for shit like ozempic, lap band or lipo surgery, etc.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He used Ozempic. He is much thinner now. But I’m sure his health is awful.

explodicle,

This must be after all that stuff. Without the billions, he’d look like the stereotypical basement neckbeard.

ShaggySnacks,

ahem
gets out a guitar
strums a few notes

My human wife left me,
My space ship left me,
Alone on this planet,
I have no one to man it,

I can’t drink beer,
At least the alt-right doesn’t fear me,
I’m alone on Earth,
I can’t work on my girth,

Why don’t people like me,
I’m not a banshee,
I’m an alien,
Definitely not a mammalian (ew),

My family loathes me, I don’t know why,
I give them clothes from me,
Maybe because I’m a blowfly,

I wish I could cry,
I want to go back to my home,
Good bye Earth,
Hello Crinda FGAN my home,

Thank you everyone for your support, you can buy my name album “What the Fuck Was I Doing?” to be released on April 20, 2024. Support your local record shops!

EmergMemeHologram,

This guy is an asswipe who’s lived outside of reality for like 25 years.

That being said, he lost 40b and is still the richest man in the world. At some point money doesn’t even matter anymore, that’s why Elon is fine burning cash in the Twitter dumpster fire to score political points and feel popular.

tover153,

Courtesy of ChatGPT: (Verse 1) Well, gather 'round, folks, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a man named Elon, set to set sail. Started with Tesla, electric dreams in his hand, But life threw a curveball, didn’t go as planned.

Married to a queen, but the castle came down, Divorce papers flying all over the town. Custody battle, like a wild, wild west show, But Elon’s still standing, ain’t ready to go.

(Chorus) He lost his love, his rockets crashed in space, Forty billion dollars, it’s a hard-earned case. But Elon keeps on smiling, though the world’s gone astray, In the face of chaos, he just shouts, “Hey, hooray!”

(Verse 2) Lost a rocket or two, in the great cosmic sea, But Elon’s got Starship, just you wait and see. A flamethrower in hand, and a grin on his face, Says, “Life’s just a journey, let’s enjoy the race.”

Ex-wife took a Tesla, but he’s got the Cybertruck, Lost some billions, but he don’t give a…buck. In the game of life, he’s still rolling the dice, Laughing in the wind, like a cowboy in the night.

(Chorus) He lost his love, his rockets crashed in space, Forty billion dollars, it’s a hard-earned case. But Elon keeps on smiling, though the world’s gone astray, In the face of chaos, he just shouts, “Hey, hooray!”

(Bridge) Now the world may say, “Elon, what’s your deal?” But he’s launching rockets, making electric cars real. Mars is calling, and he’s reaching for the stars, In the face of setbacks, he’s trading scars for memoirs.

(Verse 3) So here’s to Elon, in this country song tale, Fighting through storms, like a ship with no sail. Life may be crazy, but he’s dancing in the rain, Saying, “I’ll build a new rocket, and I’ll try it again.”

(Chorus) He lost his love, his rockets crashed in space, Forty billion dollars, it’s a hard-earned case. But Elon keeps on smiling, though the world’s gone astray, In the face of chaos, he just shouts, “Hey, hooray!”

(Outro) So raise a glass, to the man with the plan, In this country ballad, where the dust meets the sand. Elon’s still riding, on that electric highway, Laughing at the odds, shouting, “Hey, hooray!”

LuckyBoy,

Any IA that converts that to a song with music?

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Holley sheit

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Did he start with family money that he invested in PayPal then fell upwards to Telsa?

AdrianTheFrog,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

He got most of paypal by default early on as his product (the original X) merged with theirs, and then was kicked out (but retained a lot of stock) after doing a bad job at management.

Smokeydope, (edited )
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

The more time goes on the more he looks like meatcanyon’s depiction of him

countflacula,

I’m looking forward to seeing him look more like aamon’s depiction of him

Hello_there,

Elect an emo, expect him to cut himself

Send_me_nude_girls,

That said, he’s probably still richer than everyone else here.

AdrianTheFrog,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

still one of the richest people in the world I think

LavaPlanet,

$50 bucks says, he still never feels like it’s enough.

soggy_kitty,

“probably”, you mean definitely.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean most likely, but I haven’t checked my bank balance in a while so can’t be 100% certain

Skipper_the_Eyechild,

Schrodinger’s bank account?

soggy_kitty,

I can check it for you, is your pin still 1234?

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

0123

I’m a programmer

soggy_kitty,

Clearly I’m a garbage programmer who is 1 indexed. I feel ashamed

the_q,

He’s still a piece of garbage regardless of his ill-gotten gains.

Monkeyhog,

And that matters?

AnxiousOtter,

Depends on the metrics you’re using.

root_beer,

Lotta people abiding real close by Worthington’s law

IHadTwoCows,

Why does that matter at all? If anything it shows that wealth has nothing to do with competence

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

True, but it can buy a lot of people to tell you how smart and wonderful and handsome you are so you can pretend all that bad stuff never happened.

root_beer,

He already has his mom for that so he’s wasting his money

eskimofry,

But deep down the truth still knocks

Honytawk,

A lot of people could get rich if they lost their morals.

Good thing they don’t though, or the world would be even more shitty.

betz24,

I’d call the genre cowboy bebop, but wouldn’t want to insult the show

Cort,
Otakulad,

He looks like Neil Breen and treats people like Neil’s movies. Terrible.

Ser_Salty,

If only Elon did the same thing as The President of the Bank

Got_Bent,

Does he have a dog? We need a dog in there somewhere.

schmorpel,

Well I guess his monkey died, does that count?

XenoK,
@XenoK@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah, yes. Wishing death to pets… Truly a lemmy moment it seems

Got_Bent,

I mean, I was thinking more along the lines of ran away, but if you must assume the worst of every anonymous Internet user, I suppose I get it.

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Right? Like Grimes could have left with the kid and the dog.

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