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BeeCoffee, in Perspective
@BeeCoffee@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Come on, you would totally play it if you had it lol

collegefurtrader, in Posts getting deleted. I guess fuck lemmy

You are the problem

SkySyrup, in The same thing we do every night Pinky
  • sleep

a lot

10_0, in When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo

No its not, when I close Lemmy it disappears (IMAGINE BELIEVING THAT POSTING MEMES IS “CHANGING THE STATUS QUO”) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Endorkend, in everyone fights...
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

Between highschool and starting uni, I did a small stint as a cashier.

I called the cops on two people, one was stealing beer, the other some keychain. Both cheap items, but not necessities.

I saw multiple people steal baby formula and diapers and there wasn't a bone in my body that even thought of calling the cops on them.

The first are stealing to steal.

The later are stealing to survive.

Imho the law should make a clear distinction between the two too.

Stamets, in everyone fights...
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Or toilet paper/other hygiene products. The first 5 years of my 20s evaporated due to an abusive relationship dumping me into homelessness. I stole more hygiene products than I’d like to admit…

xTechDeath, in Greyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.
@xTechDeath@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place

backhdlp, in Watch out guys.
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The worst are definitely

  • The country of Israel
  • 🙂 <- This emoji
  • Lego Bionicle
I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING, in I'm well practiced in the art of lalalalalalalala-I-can't-hear-you

If my thoughts consisted of things other than “Hey, are you aware of how much you hate yourself?”, I might start listening to them more.

HawlSera, in I get it now

I…

I see myself in this meme and I…

Fuck me…

ivanafterall, in sponge Bob ? 🤨🤨
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

0/5 - They were clearly going for a Fix It Felix/Wreck It Ralph vibe with all the cartoon characters popping up in the background, but I didn't recognize a single one of the cartoons or voices. A real missed opportunity. Could've been a great, fun little film.

leggettc18, in sponge Bob ? 🤨🤨

This gives big “all video game things are ‘a Nintendo’” energy.

Mana, in I'm well practiced in the art of lalalalalalalala-I-can't-hear-you

Is that why I do that? I constantly work with headphones on and try to read with talk in the background. So weird. Am i doing it to escape or is it because of rampant adhd or both?

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES, in And pizza, cant forget pizza.

The whole premise of this joke is ridiculous. Leftovers are worth eating most of the time. Waste is fucking horrible. I can’t stand people who throw food out instead of saving and eating it. I literally make food in advance sometimes to be eaten later.

SharkEatingBreakfast, in And pizza, cant forget pizza.
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Referring to another human being as “leftovers”

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/c0611823-338b-45c2-b408-4d6b05391e77.jpeg

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