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Omgarm, in Mommy?

Imagine having to raise all 300 of 'em. Parents must be stoked most get sniped on the beaches.

hydroptic,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory#r-selection, baby; they can crank out 300 kids and not have to care

Wanderer, in Racismed

He does have a point.

There has even been government enquires about this. Just because something is at the expense of white men doesn’t mean it isn’t racist. It’s just as racist as if it was any other group.

DrJenkem,
@DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube avatar

Yes, rich white men like Musk are very oppressed and getting very racismed.

Cowbee,

It isn’t at the expense of white men though, so you’re wrong. Simple as.

Beefytootz,

Are you implying that having DEI is somehow at the expense of white people?

shawwnzy,

Under most definitions of racism that’s not true. Racism is usually defined as towards a minority or marginalized group. Discrimination toward the dominant group isn’t racism how it’s usually understood.

Conservatives are trying to redefine it, but that’s not the legal or academic definition anywhere where the courts haven’t been hijacked by conservative nutcases.

Glide,

The problem is there’s a massive divide between racism and the colloquial racism. One is a discussion of how beliefs and systems disadvantage people based on the status of their birth. The other is being mean to people because of the color of their skin.

Sure, both are “bad”. But suggesting that they’re the same thing or have similiar impact is laughable.

The “racism” Elon is on about doesn’t exist, because people born into every potential benefit being unable to reap those benefits because we’re doing our best to change the system aren’t disadvantaged. But when you’ve been told your whole life that you deserve to win, you’re inclined to cry “cheat!” every time the system is changed to be more fair.

mindbleach, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

“Y’all can bury me loose.”

cyberpunk007,

Bury me in the back yard. Meh.

FlashZordon, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

Robin,

100% compostable

criitz, (edited ) in Have mercy on our souls

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  • samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Why is jif so ridiculous? How do you pronounce gin?

    criitz,

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  • samus12345, (edited )
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    And it would be incorrect. The point is there are multiple ways to pronounce G in English, none more valid than the other. Heck, how do you pronounce G itself?

    PsychedSy,

    Where the fuck did I find someone in real life to talk to about image formats? I always thought it was j. I can’t even recall any conversations about it until the 2010s.

    commandar,

    If you say otherwise I’d be willing to bet you weren’t on the internet in the 90s or 00s.

    Bullshit. It’s always been divisive.

    There’s literally a Wikipedia article covering the fact that this has been debated going back to the 90s.

    criitz,

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  • tigeruppercut,

    Well, with no numbers on that statement it could be as little as 51% of people. Chalk me up in the “online since BBSs” and I’ve always said soft g.

    I’m more concerned with the poll further down the page that has a staggering 2.8% of people who pronounce each letter individually.

    commandar,

    The article cites the opinion of an unnamed author of an unnamed “image encyclopedia.” Not really what I’d call definitive, which was the point.

    In my circles back then, soft G was predominant. I wouldn’t cite that as evidence of a One True Pronunciation either.

    There has always been debate about it. Hard G has certainly become predominant, but declaring that people that prefer soft G “weren’t on the internet back then” is revisionist at best.

    OneLemmyMan,

    Sorry but no. Jif is what i said back then, and what i will say until i die. All the people i know have been calling it jif like “giraffe” and we will forever call it that. But if someone called it hard g gif i can understand what they are talking about just fine and i would literally pay 0 attention to it. Have better things to do. abcdef…gif.

    SwampYankee,

    Yeah I took digital art classes in the 90s and the teacher and all the students pronounced it jif. I never heard the hard g until that dumb YouTube video.

    knfrmity, in Why is this so difficult?
    davel, (edited )
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    First of all history began in 2022 not 2014, and second of all those children are Untermensch and don’t count.

    RIP_Cheems, in Catch me outside
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Nothing sexier than a man with forklift certification.

    kosanovskiy,

    Ikr. Like c mon, leave some forking for the rest of us.

    octavio_dingus, in Racismed

    Just another example that billionaires didn’t become billionaires by being smarter than everyone else.

    Cowbee,

    Unironically dividing the Proletariat against itself by stirring up racism among conservatives on a large social platform is the correct move for him to keep his dragon hoard, though I doubt it’s intentional.

    Promethiel,
    @Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

    Even crazy new Dragons get the “Respect the #1 rule of Dragon Club; do nothing to threaten the viability of the existence of Dragons” speech, I reckon.

    shawwnzy,

    I’d give him more credit, it doesn’t take a genius to encourage people to subscribe to a philosophy and or vote for a person that will benefit you.

    He knows what he’s doing

    Cowbee,

    I dunno, I’ve seen his Elden Ring build, and he’s somehow a fan of New Vegas despite NV beating him over the head, so I don’t quite believe that.

    Empricorn,

    Sure, but that’s just survival bias.

    Gork, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

    I like the idea of having the entire family pool in money to get a single, large, shared funerary urn. Dump my ashes in with my ancestors and give it a good stir.

    GlitzyArmrest,
    @GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world avatar

    I too have thought about the family urn. Throw in the pet ashes too!

    Empricorn,

    Eww, I don’t want to be touching great-uncle Harvey!

    netwren, in Monkey'n around [TW: self harm]

    So to any young kids who get into this “I am intelligent therefore depressed.”

    I’ve been there and what I’ve found is that if you are like how I was. I falsely correlated analysis of the universe and the discovery of it’s harshness with how I was feeling and probably erroneously ignored my bias (because I was depressed) to focus on negative realizations.

    It was my caustic family environment, my lack of individual freedom, poor sleep, poor diet that was making me miserable.

    If you’re feeling this way you need to look into Mindfulness and why existence even in its brutally bleak appearance can be an enjoyable quiet morning listening to crickets as you wake up, or being aware of noisy air vent that sounds interesting, or even the curiosities of your own wandering mind.

    Our experience of existence is relative to our framing. Emotional intelligence is learning to side step the current and enjoy observing the river.

    naevaTheRat,

    otoh depressive realism is a thing.

    For example about a trillion probable sentients are killed every year mostly for pleasure and if you can contextualise numbers at all that rends your heart.

    AVincentInSpace,

    [citation needed]

    LaserTurboShark69, in Have mercy on our souls

    I unapologetically say jif

    hardaysknight,

    You have nothing to apologize for brother

    conorab, in YouTube

    Reasons not to buy premium:

    • Google having a history of all the videos you watch via your account.
    • Even if Google provided an option to opt out of tracking there would be no reason to trust then since they have lied about not tracking people in the past.
    • YouTube seems to redirect any Premium profits intended to creators to the entity which made a copyright claim on a video. This would be sensible if YouTube’s copyright claim system wasn’t so vulnerable to abuse. Normal (yellow) demonetisation will pay out from Premium though. youtu.be/PRQVzPEyldc?si=5-wFn2SqPZLdOlqa
    • Features are removed from YouTube to incentivise Premium such as playing videos while your phone screen is locked.
    • Similar to above, Google have been increasing the amount of ads particularly on phones where ad blockers are harder to use. I.E. pushing users to Premium not by making the service better, but by making non-Premium worse.
    unfnknblvbl,

    Google having a history of all the videos you watch via your account.

    They already do this anyway. They also do it whether you have an account or not.

    Sheeple,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    Fyi all the removed features of the YouTube app they want you to pay for? Work fine on Firefox

    conorab,

    Playing while locked doesn’t seem to work unfortunately in Firefox for iOS. You can do the trick where you start PIP and then immediately lock the phone to play in the background, but that only works if you don’t unlock your phone again.

    Sheeple,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s weird. On Android I just take the “notification” and can press play and it’ll work just fine.

    iOS always has been finnicky

    dubyakay,

    Your utub link seems to contain a tracking Id.

    conorab,

    Not particularly surprising. It was copied from the YouTube iOS app…

    anarchy79,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    Meta-evil

    Balthazar,
    @Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Point one: I’m pretty certain they already track that. With or without account. And you’re on the internet, without a VPN there is no privacy. You are also able to remove that history any moment you want. Is it Ideal? No. But you should’ve acted 10-15 years prior if you wanted to stop this. It’s still not ideal though.

    Point two: I agree. There does need to be space for them to repent, but they aren’t actively trying to, so don’t trust them (see the next point as an example of that).

    Point three That’s a shame. They really need to fix that, though with how corpos do things nowadays, not sure that’ll happen.

    Point four: That’s normal, expected and a reasonable business decision. Most of these features they likely added after premium, and they’re meant as incentives. Why else would you want to but their premium, if not for the added features?

    Point five: This is shitty and mostly inexcusable behaviour. It’s god awful, and they really shouldn’t do it. I do have to play devil’s advocate a little. They are fully, 100% in their right to do this. If you don’t like it, vote with your wallet (and time). If we stop using their services, they’ll stop making it worse. They are still A-holes for doing it though.

    uzay,

    Point one: I’m pretty certain they already track that. With or without account. And you’re on the internet, without a VPN there is no privacy. You are also able to remove that history any moment you want.

    I mean sure, they could try combining the user agents my unofficial apps provide with my carrier’s NAT IP to build a profile on me, but it would be highly inefficient and imprecise to the point where it’s almost useless for them. With a Youtube Premium account they have an identity tied to an email address, full name, and payment info that they can relate every click in their apps and websites to. If I also use their other services with the same account, I would be paying them to spy on everything I do and sell my data, so other companies can sell me crap.

    Balthazar,
    @Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

    If you’ve already got that much of a set-up to guarantee privacy, it’s a very good point. Most people aren’t that dedicated to privacy (I think), but it’s still a very valid point in your case

    conorab,

    I would be very interested to know how good they are at tracking a user across brand new browser sessions. I have mine set to delete cookies, cache and history (minus a few trusted domains) on close but I’d imagine it would be easy to differentiate between me and others in my household by browser fingerprints alone. The only question then is whether those guesses are reliable enough for Google to essentially treat those sessions as 1 person, or throw it away since there are bound to be quite a lot of cases where 10s or 100s of people on the same IP have very similar browsing habits and configurations and trying to figure out who is who would be incredibly difficult (think offices where everybody could have exactly the same laptop and share similar browsing habits due to working for the same company). That’s my cope anyway. The alternative is Youtube over Tor for which would be painful.

    Points 4 and 5 on my end are essentially two sides to of the same coin. I should clarify, I don’t have a problem with YouTube introducing a new feature and making that Premium-only.

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    What about the reasons to buy premium? Pretty much none right?

    conorab,

    I mean, fair. The two big reasons are that your views are worth much more than normal viewers to creators, so it does mean you’re helping support the content you watch. Further, the more people who pay for content the less influence advertisers have. All this said, I would assume that $5 a month to your favorite creators (Patreon, Paypal, Librepay, etc) would be worth more to them than a share of your YouTube Premium subscription fee.

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    That’s what I’m thinking. The day I have a job I would much rather support my favourite creators directly than pay YouTube and hope for some trickle down effect

    SpaceNoodle, in Have mercy on our souls

    GIF is an acronym for Giraffe Interchange Format.

    casualhippo,

    I’m in shambles, if only I had known! How could I have been so mistaken 😭

    ExfilBravo, in Outlaw County Wooo

    I’m convinced that if someone wrote a classic country banger, like a certified banger. Country “fans” would hate it and everyone else would love it.

    UnverifiedAPK, (edited )

    I mean they seemed to like Toby Keith, he’s even done a song with Willie Nelson about bounty hunting.

    Seigest, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
    @Seigest@lemmy.ca avatar

    My time management is poor because my project managers is even worse

    bus_factor,

    Do you brag about your long hours, or do you complain about the lack of predictability from management? Only the former matches the statement in the quote.

    Seigest,
    @Seigest@lemmy.ca avatar

    Bragging is subjective.

    Some take my bitching and moaning that I was up all night working on ____ because the project is a complete mess and they wanted it today as “bragging”.

    Its performance review time, i hate myself and rent is expensive.

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