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TWeaK, in It's a mystery

We all could do with less salt in our lives.

Aurenkin,

Speak for yourself, I’m not interested in reducing my salary!

Rhynoplaz,

And now I’m thinking about the Roman Empire.

dudinax, in Honestly

Also Europe:

“Let’s do this obviously good thing for the sake of the whole continent.”

“No, because it would help France.”

verstra,

Haha sounds about right!

Is this based on actual event or is it a general joke?

dudinax,

A quote I heard from a Greek minister (from memory). “If Germany had a choice between doing the right thing and hurting France, they will hurt France.”

norgur,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

So? Where is Your punchline?

rambling_lunatic, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

I hope he has some sort of contingency plan. Perhaps he can find a successor.

Windex007,

It involves golden tickets and the unsolved disappearances of a handful of children.

Brutal, I know, but it’s the only way.

ipkpjersi, (edited )

I selfishly wish he had a son or daughter to carry on his legacy lol

More generations deserve to know how good Valve is.

bastion,

Son/daughter would be like “ugh, this is lame, I want to play real-world games with peoples’ lives. …like, corporate wars, or screw-the-smallguy.”

Kids never handle the inheritance right, and passing on the experiences they need in order to do so is hard as fuck.

lemonnade,

He has 2 kids lol. The eldest - Gray Newell, seems to be more into racing than game dev, though.

bastion,

It really is.

Mango,

Yeah but whales are gonna get all the tickets. There’s no IRL Charlie luck magic.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Grandpa Joe’s probably a whale.

Mango,

I need that comic where the girl is super frugal about everything except one particular thing.

jdf038,

Chat GPT predicts one of the kids will…

…get physically pulled into valves code? Not sure how that happens lol

🎵 One clicked on files they shouldn’t dare Now lost in code, they’ve disappeared in air Gaben warned, but they didn’t heed Now in the depths of Steam, they’ll forever plead

🎵 Oompa loompa doompety dah If you’re not careful, you’ll go too far Respect the rules when visiting Gaben’s lair Or vanish forever, lost in Valve’s software!

Nomecks,

If you’re reading this GabeN, make Valve a non-profit.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Worker co-op. Non-profits are pretty easy to rig for the benefit of the C-levels.

bastion,

Easy-peasey to rig. Worker co-op isn’t a bad idea.

I vote that as a second to finding a successor, and giving the whole thing to them, sans whatever kickbacks to family etc that he wants.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Well I’m glad we’ve all found an equitable and legally binding way to divide Lord Gaben’s assets on his death!

And they say the Internet never solved anything.

bastion,

Honestly, an open letter couldn’t hurt.

UnverifiedAPK,

He’s on 4chan last I heard

Omega_Haxors,

He’s been on 4chan since before he started the company. Why do you think they got so popular so quick?

Hupf,

I hope that GabeO will be ready for release soon.

kat_angstrom, in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election

This one keeps getting posted, but it’s not like it’s actually The Future.

The Future is whatever we all make it, and we’ve got 10 months to make it joyful and wonderful instead of shitty. I’m doing my part to spread joy; and part of that is being optimistic instead of the opposite.

Russianranger,

It’s like predicting a stock market crash. If you predict it every year for the rest of your life, you’ll probably be right at some point. Keyword: “probably”

pozbo, in Baby oil 🛢️
@pozbo@lemmy.world avatar

Wait what does this mean?

Lustrate,

This guy decided he needed to be a troll and drop about twenty “America will invade anywhere for oil” memes from about 20 years ago here. You know, because “‘Murica bad.”

AllonzeeLV,

America is pretty fucking bad.

NOT_RICHARD,
@NOT_RICHARD@lemmy.today avatar

Love when you cry

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Ey, its 2010’s memes day. Respect our eldery memes.

pozbo,
@pozbo@lemmy.world avatar

Who?

pozbo,
@pozbo@lemmy.world avatar

It was an easy block. Perhaps the easiest.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

The baby have oil is it, the us government must bring democracy™ and freedom™ to they.

pozbo,
@pozbo@lemmy.world avatar

Who?

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Baby oil is made from babies

BetaBlake, in Honestly

Fuck this dumb inferiority-complex-having bullshit

Urist,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Oof you think the US is superior.

cheese_greater, in overall i am still respectful to everybody but this is definitely relatable to me

Woof!

deliberalization,
@deliberalization@lemmy.ml avatar

[woofs respectfully back]

Lightfire228,

owo

Thcdenton, in Honestly

France burns down annually hahaha

WaxedWookie,

Not sure about you, but I’ll take workers reminding everyone who is in charge and how democracy works over cops constantly shooting the innocent - people, dogs, whatever, and generally carrying on like thugs.

DragonTypeWyvern,

For a people that keep reminding the oligarchy who is charge they sure seem to have the same wealth gap as all the other liberal nations

rambaroo, (edited )

They’re still a capitalist country like most, but worker rights are pretty strong there and they have much better social services and consumer regulations. I’m always blown away by how much higher quality French food is despite costing less, and I mean like from the grocery store not just nice restaurants.

Feathercrown, in Democracy

Is this like astroturfing or do people actually think us oil memes are funny

HedonismB0t,

It’s an 18 hour old troll account.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

He is pumping out so much that I literally saw 2 of his posts next to each other.

InfiniWheel,

I have like 4 of them on a row on my frontpage

Belgdore, in Honestly

The US is politically older than most European countries.

European exceptionalism will lead to the complacency that leads to the kind of problems the US has.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I love the salty Euros downvoting clear historical fact.

Plus, it already did. In the 1930s.

ooklamok, (edited ) in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

grue,

Isn’t that basically what a defibrillator does?

Ranvier, (edited ) in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Europe is doing their best to catch up on some fronts. Keep at it, you’ll get there. We’ll continue sending fast food chains your way to help.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/68ec2e4d-faba-46cb-b472-713c3d522e73.png

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s the best Maltian food, lol? Maybe it’s worth it.

cuerdo, in Crazy fact

He did also move to a mark on the ground and he repeated the lines he memorized when told to

phorq,

I don’t believe you, do you have video evidence of this?

Anticorp,

See: American Psycho, the movie

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

How do I know it wasn’t a body double.

FlatFootFox, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

My favorite one of these shows up in 3D printing. The most popular open source 3D print server gives you a head’s up if your printer’s firmware lacks “Thermal Runaway Protection”. If you click the learn more link, it patiently explains, “There aren’t preventative measures to stop your printer from accidentally catching itself on fire”.

(It’s fine, you usually just need to install a decent MOSFET in the cheaper printers.)

einlander,

Octoprint?

FlatFootFox,
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

Yup!

mononomi, in Lunch time

OP is having an oil meme streak or what

LesserAbe,

Yeah I’m ban shy but just now was asking myself if this is the same person again

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

oh good point, a block will solve the spam in this case.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yeah these would be really good memes if they spread them out over time. Throwing them all at us in 5 minutes just annoys me

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe someone stole op’s oil and now he can’t have his fries.

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