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N00b22, in When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo

My opinion:

I think this community should ban political memes, and instead have another community for only political memes. I’m from Costa Rica and I don’t care about the USA politics or stuff

Omega_Haxors,

You don’t really get that by banning a topic, but rather by fostering a culture where that sort of thing is frowned upon.

TheRaven,
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Right? It’s such a US way of thinking to assume the entire world needs to hear about your issues.

leggettc18, in sponge Bob ? 🤨🤨

This gives big “all video game things are ‘a Nintendo’” energy.

squirefromtheshire, in Gotta date yourself sometimes

I used to be one of those “serial Monogamists”, which is just a pretty way of saying “severely codependent”.

After my first serious relationship in high school, I never went more than 6 months between relationships, of which there were a total of three between the ages of 18 and 30. The last one lasted 8 years and after getting away I realized I was happy for about 4 of them.

I’ve been single for almost two years now and for the first time in my life, I feel like I truly understand what it means to live for myself and not have my #1 focus and priority be another person.

Feels good.

lightnsfw,

I eventually realized there’s no one that’s made me consistently happier than I was just being single. All my relationships have come with so much extra baggage that just wasn’t worth the trouble.

Mana, in I'm well practiced in the art of lalalalalalalala-I-can't-hear-you

Is that why I do that? I constantly work with headphones on and try to read with talk in the background. So weird. Am i doing it to escape or is it because of rampant adhd or both?

marrenia, in I get it now
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Obligatory oatmeal:

theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

Squirrel, in I get it now
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Well when you put it like that…

Pons_Aelius, in Posts getting deleted. I guess fuck lemmy

Main point: Just because you want to say something does not mean anyone has to listen to you.

Don't want stuff deleted?

Cool. Spin up your own instance. You are now in compleat control. Post what ever you want.

Next up: Will you cry censorship if other instances decide to defederate with you?

Facebones, in When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo

“Not everything is political”

=

“I am priveledged enough that my right to exist and thrive is never questioned or under fire, and things that I care about are protected by the status quo and the suppression of others”

fernandu00, in what the fuck does that mean

I’m part of that community 🤩

doomsdayrs, in Posts getting deleted. I guess fuck lemmy
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@Thcgrasscity you're not being censored

You're being given a "you're out of touch" notice, go outside.

Primarily0617, in I get it now

I read that whole thing waiting for the assuredly sweet action sequence they were hyping up all the way through the book until the end. All that talking about how the vampires use their powers to fight, like how Edythe can read her opponent's mind and react accordingly, or how Archie can predict fragments of the future and use those to his advantage, or about Jessamine's mysterious military training. Then the entire action sequence happens off screen and Beau just wakes up after it's all resolved.

Also, can we talk about how continuously Eleanor gets shat on in the book? She's introduced as the strongest Cullen, only for each subsequent Cullen family member's introduction to explain why Eleanor actually sucks and is useless. She doesn't even get to be the tallest vampire, despite how much hay is made about her intimidating stature. Look Steph: just include some plot point that involves her hucking a truck at someone at some point during the book and we're good.

But honestly having read it yes I now fully understand why Twilight was as popular as it was (is a popular as it is?).

charlytune, in Day. Ruined.

I trod on a slug recently while wearing socks. The slime didn’t come out in the wash. Bleeuuurrgghhhh.

SheDiceToday, in I get it now

Hmmm, still wouldn’t do it for the majority of the male population. You’ll need to make the fighting occur because neither of them wants to be saddled with the pathetic excuse for a craven coward that the ‘prophetic hero’ turned out to be, and they’re being told they have to make the prophecy happen so the world could be saved. Then, over the course of the story, it turns out the werewolf girl has magical properties in her blood that allow the vampire chick to power up and defeat the BBEG. The twist? The powers in the blood only activate when she experiences the bond of human love from the pathetic hero they’re now dragging towards destiny, so the two women folk monsters must team up to win the heart of said pathetic hero despite his raging craven fear of them. Obviously there will be a sensual scene of the vampire sucking blood from the werewolf.

Boom. I just wrote the next hollywood flick. Good thing the strike is over.

icepuncher69,

Disney would unironically hire you as a writer since they are 100% into the same type of bottom fetish shit that you are into.

XEAL, in Serial experiments lain

What does this have to do with Lain?

thanks_shakey_snake, in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Sleep is sooo important you guys. And science says exercise is actually really good for you. Make sure to get lots of natural sunlight. Take time for you. Have you considered journaling?

Anyway here’s my website and a link to a book that I wrote (digital only). Thanks for the $8000 and have a blessed day!

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