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marco, in the way it is
@marco@beehaw.org avatar

Though what Americans think of as a pretzel is just a sad squiggle of brown dough.

JokeDeity,

Am dumb American, enlighten us.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar
JokeDeity,

Looks delicious but not overly different from what I’m used to.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

My guess is they think you only have the small crunchy ones in the US like these: https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/da54bd14-ef7a-44a2-a8b0-b3087aef4492.jpeg

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair, when people in the US think of a “pretzel”, those are the ones they think of. You can buy big bags of those in any supermarket. If you want to get a big, bready pretzel, you have to go to a restaurant.

Holzkohlen,

A restaurant? What about your local bakery? Laugengebäck is amazing, you should eat more of it!

Kalkaline, in Wedding pricing makes so much sense.
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Water from the tap: basically free

ComradeSpood, in The most useful state comparison
@ComradeSpood@lemmyunchained.net avatar

Maine mentioned!

Ertebolle,

They mentioning Maine up in here

OceanSoap, in Opinions

The real version is the first guy says he won’t bake a cake for a gay couple, which is shitty, but his right. Then the second guy comes along and says he wants to kill the first guy because nazis also wouldn’t bake cakes for gay people, so the first guy must also be a nazi, and nazis all deserve to die, so this guy does too.

Then a rational person comes along and points out that both of them are being shitty and everyone loses their goddamned mind over it.

Murais,

I dunno about you, my dude, but the only people I’ve seen fucked up by antifascists were not saying that they didn’t want to bake a gay cake.

But I’ve seen the people who didn’t want to bake a gay cake be called pieces of shit who should do better. And I think that’s just called social consequences.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m no historian, but I have a feeling there isn’t a lot of scholarship on Nazi bakers.

johnthedoe, in Shenron, yes.

I’m always bothered by this meme template. My follow up tile would be the woman leaving as he’s talking like she’s a menu item.

Edit: I know it’s a joke and a meme but still

lesnout27,

It always bothers me in a similar way that she always says something like she realy has interesst in the man but her body language says the complete opposite.

______,

I hate the body language in this meme as well.

I hugely dislike when people “act” for others. The turning around like he does and his mannerisms make me mad

Yes it’s irrational.

ThereRisesARedStar, in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...

This you? hexbear.net/comment/3889149

Typical Russian bullshit. I hope the dwindling, future generations of Russian scum know why they’re pariahs, unable to travel outside of their smoldering wreck of a never-great, failed state

Cause honestly this comes off as incredibly racist and nationalist.

adam_kadmon,

Yeah that’s me! Wow, you really took the time. Nice.

LOL how is it racist? You do realise “Russian” is not a race, right?

And how is it “nationalist”? Because it mentions a nationality?

Ram_The_Manparts,
@Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net avatar

Holy shit lmao

ThereRisesARedStar,

Who would have thunk the anticommunist was racist.

sharedburdens,

And a Matt Walsh fan

adam_kadmon,

What on Earth are you talking about?

ThereRisesARedStar,

Transphobic too? How surprising.

adam_kadmon,

Wow. I comment on discussions of Communism and suddenly I’m afraid of transsexuals? Where is this coming from?

adam_kadmon,

Once again, are you suggesting there’s such a thing as the Russian race? For real?

duderium, in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...

Why is it that people living in former Soviet states overwhelmingly wish that the USSR was still around?

Zastyion345,

I live in former ussr state, 90% of those people are very old, and as to why ? Nostalgia. They always overlook the bad and only bring up the good.

patomaloqueiro, in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...
@patomaloqueiro@lemmy.ml avatar

This is more accurate: Online discussion about capitalism

People living in a third world capitalist country

14-year-old white boy living in a Western country: I know more than you

nulluser, in Want some so bad but not willing to trade organs for it

I don’t understand why so many people can’t just go get their own damn food. Uber eats hasn’t been around long enough for you all to have forgotten what you did before, has it? How did you survive back then?

wlsnt,

Once a month I get home from work so tired that nothing in the world will convince me not to go home, order a pizza and wait for it while laying on the couch. I deserve that and I will do it, no matter how much “back in the days” you people throw at me, I’m busy and tired

Stalins_Spoon, in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...
@Stalins_Spoon@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I wonder why communist leaders are some of the most popular leaders in their former socialist republics 🧐🧐

philluminati, in Communism

Communism is bad.

H2207,
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  • philluminati,

    You Underestimate people’s unwillingness to cooperate. We’re all born different in ability and attractiveness and this breeds distrust that undermines what people are willing to contribute or take.

    GenBlob, in Stay safe!

    I’m American so to me this looks good.

    Gamey,

    I am a european and high but also fairly sure I would eat that thing sober as well!

    GenBlob,

    That’s reassuring. I thought anyone outside of the US would think this is a disgusting calorie bomb. I mean it is but fuck it, I’ll have it.

    Gamey,

    I meam, it definitely is but god damn dose it ever look good, especially to my stoned brain!

    Uprise42, in Sort out your differences

    Took me 10 minutes to realize those weren’t ghosts…

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    The one of the middle is, it’s a para-normal distribution.

    lowleveldata, in Wamter

    WTF don’t drink tap water or you’d get butt worms!!

    Mothra,
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    I always boil it before drinking, but most people I know don’t bother with that

    BuboScandiacus,
    @BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

    Where are you living ?

    Lucidlethargy, in They never admit they were just wrong

    Being a republican means you never have to admit you’re wrong. You just live in a whole other universe where chemtrails turn the frogs gay, and Trump is an innocent, Christ-like patriot.

    spikespaz,

    Dude that’s a generalization and is just not true.

    Twelve20two,

    While it is a generalization, it accurately covers the majority of Republicans who have been vocal online over the last few years.

    spikespaz,

    As far as I’m concerned each side has been just as annoying and incorrect as the other. Have you seen some of the stupid and objectively false things people say? It’s not just conservatives.

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