tpyoman,

Lies.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Ha jokes on you i always run away from women

Iron_Lynx,

This… is surprisingly familiar…

imasnyper,
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I once had a girl straight up say, “I’d do you”, to which I stumbled and mumbled out nothing much in reply. I don’t think I realized until about 5 years later I could have had sex that day :(

ivanafterall,
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She was probably just being nice.

objectionist,
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again you really can’t tell, she might be canadian and is just nice as a profession

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

"Alright, let's do it!"

"Not, like, for REAL. It was a figure of speech. Jesus, creep."

fosforus, (edited )

Lol nope. I like them, they flirt with me, I 100% notice it, and do nothing. Now that I’m married, it’s not a bad choice, but I did the exact same thing back when I wasn’t.

I don’t know how I got married.

jdf038,

The replies in this thread make me feel better for being so oblivious in college.

I still cringe at it but I’m glad I got past it. Again like many of you I don’t know how on earth I got married.

Katana314,

Unfortunately, I think sentiments like these lead so-labeled ugly “creeps” to start seeing false positives.

Just communicate clearly. It’s the safest thing.

eldain,

If they weren’t communicating at my wavelength anyway, it wouldn’t have lead to anything 🤷‍♂️ Natural preselection.

bonus_crab,

my partner of 3 years was so dense i was worried she was trying to reject me subtly by just not a acknowledging my flirting .

Eventually i had to just say “come over and lets have sex”, for her to get it. If we hadnt already known eachother for a decade I wouldve just given up because I wouldnt want to be labeled a creep in my friend group.

cows_are_underrated,

That isn’t even the slightest true. There hasn’t been a single moment in my life where I was in the situation that I talked with a woman outside of them being my classmates(and even then those conversations were mostly questions and the rest being things I or them said in a bigger group). I never had a real conversation with a women so there’s absolutely no chance that I missed flirting since there was no situation where flirting could have occurred.

Sitting here writing this I realise how bad my social life/skills are.

weksa,

8th grade. A girl tells me in the presence of classmates, “I love youuuu.” I just think it’s a joke/prank so I reply, “I’m too young!” Later she privately asks me if I meant that. It didn’t click for me until high school.

Fresh out of an all-boys high school, so no interaction with girls since 8th grade. Freshman year college, fall semester. Classmate says she’s cold and hooks her arm in mine on the walk to lecture. This happens every day. Another classmate asks if we’re dating, and I say no, she’s just cold.

Same semester, same class, in a lab section, it’s warm. I ask my lab partner (different from arm girl) doesn’t she feel hot, why not take off her sweater. She looks at my and says, “I’m not wearing anything underneath.” Next day in lecture she’s dresssd up really nice and sits next to me.

Every day in this lecture these 3 girls sit with me. My high school buddy who’s also in the class tells me, while we’re studying, he thinks it’s hilarious that I’m surrounded by girls. I shrug it off.

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