velox_vulnus, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago)

• be me, depressed, shitty programmer, jobless CS graduate
• leave all personal projects incomplete, have nothing to show to get a job cuz muh superiah creature, mus make mah own microkornel to shit on Linus
• "Hey, Andrew was right all along, you stupid penguin"
• but suck at writing code, have low attention span :-/
• uses C to feel special, rage hard because memory leak on hello-world.c
• bored, more depressed, try finding FLOSS games
• Hmm, this particular xyz game sounds cool
• "Woah, this must be like Doom on steroids, you can run it everywhere, even on the web?!?!"
• "This was made with C? Mind == blown!"
• The dev has their own website, cool :-)
• Click on random links across page without reading, come across a page about learning C-lang
• Page is something about suckless world or something, yeah I guess there’s too many conspiracy-theory idiots out there, maybe bro is calling them out?
• "Meh, this tutorial isn’t that good, I’ll just pirate a modern C17 book"
• goes back to home and starts reading about themselves
• what? bro has their own 3d model nude uploaded for the entire world to see.
• Is bro okay? trigger warning-type stuff about self-harm, lots of blood!
• what the actual fuck? bro hates feminism and trans, but ironically, pansexual themselves?
• WHAT THE FUCK? Also anti-vaxx, because bro thinks that weak animals like humans should die, survival of the fittest?
• I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES, bro’s not ashamed of wanting to groom children, also banned over a few different places on the web for the same reason!
• Curious about one of their remote Git profile, also checks other users who have starred them - get even more grossed, shut down laptop, touch grass after a long time
• Moral of the story: don’t visit random websites