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huquad, in I swear I'm not filthy

So you have chosen death

saltesc, in Where is spork?

I just know them as little spoon, spoon spoon, round spoon.

There’s also the random big spoon I use for the dog’s food that just appeared many years ago. And wooden spoon which makes me feel like chef when using stir through pasta sauce from the jar.

MeDuViNoX, in Where is spork?
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where is sharpened edge knifoon?

rustyfish, in Don't be a dick
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure if you do that here in Germany you will get stomped into the ground by other shoppers.

Kolanaki, in C.B.T.
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Cucking Bald Therapists vs Cock & Ball Torture

Kolanaki, in Don't be a dick
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I don’t always put the cart back… But the times I don’t are the times I am finished with said cart right as someone going into the store comes along and offers to take it to use themselves.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in If you ever feel useless
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

If he’s anything like me he’s a total teddy bear who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Big guys lean that way.

hemko,

Men are literally dogs. The smaller the angrier

elbucho, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
@elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a cat toy. They didn’t have laser pointers back then.

hexortor, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I need backlit keys for the function keys and the other non-letter keys

Also accents (not in english obviously)

MrScottyTay, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

If i need backlit keys to see what I’m typing then the room is also too dark to be looking at a screen. Look after your eyes guys.

SpaceNoodle, in Where is spork?

No grapefruit spoon?

stagen, in game face
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

That’s usually around the time I just silently Alt+F4 it and get out of my chair to do something else.

NaoPb, in How's this plan progressing?

Seems a little extreme to me. Surely, there most be more humane solutions.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

There isn’t, and don’t call me Shirley.

VonCesaw, in Where is spork?

The spoon type matters, mostly due to size/shape/metal composition Tea and coffee spoons are a thing because they’re made smaller to match the requisite cups, soup spoons have a deeper curve to hold more soup, serving and salad spoons are larger so they can be used to serve If you don’t care about the difference though, they’re virtually all the same

LaMouette, in How's this plan progressing?

Maybe it’s because I’m not a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

throw4w4y5,

that’s the joke.png

unoriginalsin,

Maybe it’s because I am a native english speaker but your reply is offensive and embarrassing to native English speakers around the world. You can do better, America. You just have to try.

throw4w4y5,

😂

unoriginalsin,

Maybe it’s because I am a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

Foofighter,

I think this is a threat because it would effectively kinda double the number of homelessness, right?

OrteilGenou, (edited )

Maybe it’s because I’m a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔

JadenSmith, (edited )

The sign was made by someone else and stuck on top of an existing ad on the tube (the name given to the train system in London).

Occasionally people manage to stick these on, and have them go unnoticed for a good while (or it takes a while for someone to get to removing them).
Somewhat recently, someone made an ad for an illegal weed shop on the clearnet, and had those on the tube in a similar fashion for a good while before they were removed.

Navarian,

While this particular ad is fake, it’s entirely on brand for the party featured on it to state that they want to do that.

They recently stated they believed being homeless is a lifestyle choice.

Source: Am political journalist in UK.

HelloHotel, (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Wow… So about as bad as amarican politions.

Specal,

I’d argue ours are worse as they don’t even get paid enough to be this soulless.

cynar, (edited )

The conservatives make pledges to solve social issues, like homelessness, all the time. They almost never actually follow through. Instead they often act to make the problem “go away”, often to the detriment of those they claimed to want to help.

One of those pledges was to cut homelessness in half. However no extra money or resources were actually provided to do this. This sign is a protest of that (and many other) lies. At a glance, it’s one of their normal lies. It’s only when you read it more carefully your brain goes “wait, what?!?”.

Everythingispenguins,

Is this because they found out the saws were too expensive?

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