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DavidGarcia, in Oh what fun it is to ride

dyslexic finns be like: saantana

ours,

Smooth Latin Rock jingles.

bstix, (edited )

Historically, Santa was a devil figure in Finland.

The original character Nuttipukki was an evil spirit that would go from door to door demanding presents and leftovers from the yule feast.

It later turned into Joulupukki which gave gifts instead of taking them.

Eventually that turned into the classic Coca-Cola Santa, but you can still find goats as Christmas decoration in Finland and Sweden.

possiblylinux127, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.

Opens mouth and emits fax sounds

PopcornPrincess,

Sooo hot 🥵

SpaceCadet, in Free money
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The trouble is that my workload doesn’t decrease with an amount equivalent to the outage time. I still have the same tasks to accomplish, so if the network is down for half a day, it just means I have half a day less to get my work done and meet my deadlines.

hemko,

Yeah basically this. It’s not half a day off, it’s a half a day work that needs to be done later anyways

UserNotFound, in Free money
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If this happen to me, I’m the who will round around hall and get machines ready for production

MidRomney,

What

kamenlady,
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They will run in circles in the hall, while getting products out of the machines

makyo,

Hr. Hall is the guy who produces machines and you have to run around him to start the process.

FlexibleToast, in Happy Kwanzaa

Honestly, Halloween is becoming as bad as Christmas. Just like the Christmas season is far too long, I’ve noticed Halloween is creeping longer and longer. It has a long way to go before it’s at Christmas levels, but during the Halloween season, it is starting to feel just as pervasive. Halloween themed decorations, movies, parties, etc… Halloween to Millenials feels a lot like Christmas was to Boomers. Always chasing that dream of bigger, better, perfect.

Mr_Blott, in Uh...hey. How's things?

French people - “I’m sorry, but what?”

felykiosa, (edited )

True an hour is the minimum

Ulvain,

I mean really! Take the camembert out of the fridge and in a half hour it barely has the time to warm up, what kind of lunch is that!

Mr_Blott, in The joys of parenthood

Do tell. What’s Classic flavour?

TheTetrapod,

Just salt and potato.

Mr_Blott,

Interesting. We call them “ready salted” because when they were invented, they used to come unsalted, but with a little salt cellar to accompany them

possiblylinux127, (edited ) in The rage is real

That’s why I log in as root and edit all files to have open permissions. Next I disable all security settings and kernel security mitigations.

After that my system is finally mine.

kautau, (edited )
  • our system is finally ours
Agent641,

You can’t spell ‘yours’ without ‘ours’, comrade.

Honytawk,

But you can say ‘yours’ without saying ‘ours’, cause English is 3 languages in a trench coat.

BestBouclettes, (edited )

sudo chmod -R a+rw /

psud,

I’m picturing all the services complaining their keys are insecure, their configs are insecure

cows_are_underrated,

What does the a+rw part does? I guess the r is for recursively changing the permissions.

SorryQuick,

Add read/write permissions to all. -R is the recursive part.

BestBouclettes, (edited )

Here is the breakdown:

  • chmod is the command to change the mode of the files (-rwxrwxrwx)
  • -R is the recurse flag,
  • a means “all”, you can also have u, g or o (respectively user, group and others) instead.
    • is add (you can remove with -),
  • rw is the permissions (rw of rwx)

I prefer changing permissions this way instead of using absolute values (0777 for instance) as it’s easier to reverse if you made a mistake.

vsh, (edited )
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

One way ticket to destroy your filesystem. You’ll fear launching any app in case it overwrites something important. Don’t do this.

BestBouclettes,

You can easily fix it with : sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

aeronmelon,

Russia: “Da, comrade, all yours.”

possiblylinux127, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

I just watched that

reverendsteveii, in This is great. You should try it.

blue cheese has mold in it

you have shit in you.

slampisko,

Yea but I rarely eat it

continuum,

I appreciate your honesty.

postmateDumbass,

How did the surgury to remove your colon and both intestines go, Mr. Walter “Shitfree” Malone?

Anticorp, in California in a nutshell

Most of that yellow strip is the Sierra Nevada mountains.

conditional_soup,

Ergo, national parks and meth. Also illegal weed grows.

Anticorp,

My friend and I stumbled across a pot farm once while riding dual sports on fire roads up in those mountains. This was back when marijuana was still illegal. We got the fuck out of there as quickly as we could.

conditional_soup,

Smart move. Those guys have a reputation for not fucking around or being the best neighbors.

ryathal, in Did someone say history memes?

Clearly ceremonial purposes.

quinkin,

It’s always ritual purposes, or a dildo, but I repeat myself.

rmuk,

Take me to church!

SuckMyWang,

That’s what you get for being such an asshole

tetris11,
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It’s an ecumenical matter

Swedneck,
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when your DM pulls out this d12 you know some shit is going down

xia, in Did someone say history memes?

It’s a clever torch stand. If it’s empty, you put your (long) torch in the top hole (stabilized by the bottom hole). If there is already one, you slide it two notches down instead and pivot the whole device (so it’s balanced). Same with the third, but pick/pivot out of plane with the others. Works with one hand, keeps houses from burning down, great widget.

LordOfTheChia,

It’s obviously a dry spaghetti measuring device. /s

Deceptichum,
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Nah, it’s a knitting tool.

_lilith,
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

for gloves!

AnyOldName3,
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This was debunked - the claim was based on scale replicas being good for knitting fingers for gloves, not a full-size one.

OurTragicUniverse, (edited )
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

How big were the full size ones?
(Also does snyone know wtf are these even called, so I can look it up?)

Swedneck,
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i cannot visualize how on earth this would work for two torches, that makes no sense at all

reversebananimals, in Did someone say history memes?

I love this meme because its also relevant to any code written 2+ years ago in the software development field.

surewhynotlem,

Including code you’ve written yourself.

Svengarlic,
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2 years? A month. Tops.

surewhynotlem,

“what idiot wrote this?”

Checks the commit

“Well I’m sure I had a good reason”

tetris11,
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Sometime it’s opposite. “Wow this is really well written code and there is really decent documentation all over the place. Who wrote this? … WAT.”

Swedneck,
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written before taking a particularly long visit to the toilet

funkless_eck,

I love this meme because it’s got a stupid looking cat.

we are not the same

RiikkaTheIcePrincess, in I sure hope I can keep up!
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Looking at this shuts my brain off @.@ Bleh!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Happy friday

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