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urfavlaura, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

welcome to crapitalism

Evil_Shrubbery, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

I mean, precisely because of that people indeed now do have fig orgies outside. Just don’t count workers as people.

ininewcrow, in I just want it to stop
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You saying that someone’s going to make a remark at my wife on a public stage and I’m going go up and slap them in front of everyone for a minor faux pas?

Azzu,

I feel like there have been duels to death over stuff like this at some point…

Sanctus, in I just want it to stop
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Pictured: Marcus Meander, 28 years old.

deadsenator,
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I am sorry, but who? Am I missing a joke? Or some knowledge? Probably. Undoubtedly.

Looks like an aging Will Smith to me.

Sanctus,
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I made a random name, the joke is the picture shows a greying 28 year old from all the stress of these “once in a lifetime” events.

atomicorange, in They could be anywhere

I got there just in time! Thanks again for your help!

Koof_on_the_Roof, in They could be anywhere

I got two streets mixed up and sent a couple to the wrong side of town. My family asked me why I did that. I asked them why they didn’t speak up, they were literally next to me, did they think I was pranking them? The street the couple were looking for is nearly opposite our house!

unreachable, in Let's hope it never has to come to this
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Wispy2891, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

Luckily now the patent is expired and we can all use this tech freely without getting sued

unreachable, in They could be anywhere
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narrator: “they all lost”

Osa-Eris-Xero512, in I just want it to stop

3 major economic crisis and a few dozen catestrophic events so far

timicin,
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paultimate14, in Check mate atheists

I’m down voting not because it’s not funny, but because these jokes are too dangerous to dumb people.

The moon landing being faked, vaccines causing autism, the earth being flat, lizard people controlling the world. These jokes get a lot less funny when people actually start to believe them. There’s already enough “young earthers” out there voting without memes like this.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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I get it (and upvoted your comment) but I think that people who believe this is serious are already too far gone. This specific meme is not going to make a person believe that this is what atheists think. If they agree with it that’s only because they already think like that.

Kolanaki,
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Exactly. This isn’t anyone’s grampa.

It’s their great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grampa.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Actually I’m pretty sure it’s a contemporary fish.

Though fish may be atheistic, so it might just be some grampa.

captainlezbian,

Nah that’s a misunderstanding of evolution, it’s an extremely distant cousin

Godric, (edited )

Not trying to shit on you or anything, but that’s a tremendously sad and cynical way to view memes :(

Hupf, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.
fiah,
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the other two have their merits even if they completely lack the magic of the first

0ops,

I watch the first one, then I watch the action scenes from the sequels on YouTube

unreachable, in Hot Notifications
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JuanR, in I just want it to stop

Makes you just want to slap someone

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

I don’t know what Chris Rick did or said, but… blows threateningly on palm

omgarm, in This is too loud

I have liked all comments in here so you all have to read them again :)

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