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The_Picard_Maneuver, in idontwanna
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It’s eat right and exercise isn’t it? It’s always eat right and exercise…

768,

Don’t forget social activities…

ivanafterall,
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I have none to forget.

768,

Aww, that sounds nice.

ivanafterall,
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mapiki,

And sleep.

Swedneck,
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thing is though, eating well and exercising shouldn’t really be a big deal, and people who make it such are kinda actively killing people…

it basically just boils down to glancing at nutrition labels for things you eat and if you notice it says 5 billion calories per 100g then maybe reconsider eating it, and not driving everywhere.

RQG,
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I always argued most people know how to live healthy. That doesn’t make doing so in our current lives any easier though.

Swedneck,
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idk, i went from chugging coca cola and eating fast food almost every day, to only drinking sugar free soda with meals and most food being home cooked, and it honestly wasn’t that big of a change. Same thing goes for getting more exercise, most people can absolutely ditch the car most of the time and instead ride a bike.

I think it largely boils down to knowledge, people have completely wacky views on what is healthy and not, they never learned to cook for themselves, they don’t understand that a diet change has to be sustainable (crash diets don’t work and make you feel terrible), and they haven’t learned how to change habits like what you eat.

The upshot of it being a lack of knowledge is that we can just… inform people about it.
If home ed. and PE classes were improved kids wouldn’t grow up to view exercise as some miserable thing, they’d know how to cook tasty yet easy meals and thus have less reason to turn to junk food, and if we had information campaigns about the fact that electric bicycles exist we could get tons of people out of cars and onto bikes where they get some actual exercise and fresh air.

Ejh3k, in Become unreachable

It’s funny to me that my brother pretty much only texts me at 10pm. Dude, I’m a sleep. And I’m sure my response at 515am doesn’t wake you up either.

Knightfox, in Upholders of the social contract

www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%…

It’s the same as the Shopping Cart theory. There are a few analogous theories, but they’re all the same. If you don’t return your grocery cart, pick up your pet’s poop, or hold your trash till you find a disposal then you’re an asshole.

cows_are_underrated,

For all of you who don’t want to revisit reddit:

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/f848d328-f888-4ed8-b1d9-3363ac98315b.png

southsamurai,
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My crippled ass limps and canes my way to the nearest provided spot.

If I can do this with one leg that barely works, two bad knees, a bad back, and after a half hour+ of misery stumping around a grocery store, nobody not in a chair has an excuse. And it ain’t that hard to return a cart in a chair.

cashews_best_nut,

Returning trolleys was the norm in England during the 90s. I dunno what the fuck happened for everyone to suddenly start refusing to return them. Maybe the employment of trolley collectors made people lazy?

Winds me up though. I always return them and make sure to return any nearby ones.

idunnololz, in Did someone say history memes?
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It’s a chamber pot

tetris11,
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Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should try.

dadGPT, in Did someone say history memes?

history channel:. on todays episode of ANCIENT ALIENS…

tetris11,
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did SPACE BEARS battle the CELTS over the PYRAMIDS?
Here’s 10 reasons

PatFussy, in Upholders of the social contract

I put trash in my pockets because its in its natural habitat

soggy_kitty, (edited )

Sounds aggressive, how would you fit me in your pockets?

saruwatarikooji, in Upholders of the social contract

As a truck driver, I can’t help but look at the picture and think… “of course it’s US Express in that situation”

mosiacmango,

Is that because their trucks are just so nice to hold up that you like to nip out for a good stretch, or…

NJA,

That’s not a us xpress truck tho. That’s not how they do their truck numbers

NJA,

Also swift saw a company had a worse accident rate and was like hold my beer I’m gonna buy em!

stebo02, in What was that?
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why is it always Evergreen

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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They just need to do it with a plane now to complete the set.

XTornado,
The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Shitposting is peak usage of AI. Nicely done.

CaptainBlagbird,
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What engine do you use, and what was the prompt? Did you manually alter/add the text on the plane?

davidgro, (edited )

The text is clearly (badly) put there by the AI, so it must have been in the prompt.

x4740N,
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Baldly?

davidgro,

I guess misspelling is contagious. I fixed it.

XTornado,

The image is untouched, I used Bing Image Creator which uses DALL-E not sure if it has any specific version or what. The prompt was:

stuck “EVER GREEN” plane

(It should have been evergreen without space… But I did a typo).

Brickhead92,

911 was an Evergreen job!

yhvr, in I need it

It’s not exactly the same, but I can vouch for StreetComplete being an incredibly good/similar game. You walk around the real world, and the app points out missing data in OpenStreetMap that you can fill in easily. You get the dopamine of a number going up, help dethrone proprietary map dominamce, and get some good excercise in in the process.

Burninator05,

Up is exactly the direction I like numbers to go!

aidan,

You want the murder rate number to go up?!??

bingbong,
knexcar,

Is it on iPhone too? I only see an Android version.

yhvr,

StreetComplete is Android only, but last I heard Go Map!! for iOS was trying to add a similar “quest” functionality to that found in SC.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Is the map data federated?

SoaringDE,

It’s a central server i believe.

Knusper, (edited )

Well, it’s dumb data, so we don’t speak of federation (which happens between services), but basically yes.

Anyone can download the data and the TL;DR for your right to using the data is:

You are free to copy, distribute, transmit and adapt our data, as long as you credit OpenStreetMap and its contributors.

As a result, there are also many servers which mirror the data, i.e. provide a separate copy you can download, which is effectively like federation.

caesaravgvstvs,

Uhhh this is fun!

Sigh_Bafanada, in Blub blub

Ah shit, that’s one subreddit I miss: Speed of Lobsters. Tons of great memes like this

graymess, in Hands down
Ethanice, in Blub blub

460 years ago?

Radicalized, in *Crickets*

My problem is that when I log in and have 10+ notifications I think “oh no what did I say” and then never check them.

Lemminary,

Sometimes I’m relieved I didn’t get replies to the stupid shit I said lol

jballs,
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Haha I always think “oh shit, what did I say this time?”

I always check them though. Most of the time they’re good.

balderdash9,
jbk,

Yeah me too. I can always feel my heart beating faster when I see the messages tab not being empty

kool_newt,

Oh man me too, especially because I’m always in a political mood when I wake up and then I have to defend my shit later on.

chicken,

Wish they would add a disable-inbox-replies for specific comments feature like reddit has

morrowind, in Caesar always meant to learn
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kinda rude tbh. If you’re in america, you should learn to speak english

CoolSouthpaw,

Yup. What a piece of shit lmao.

Deceptichum,
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And he calls himself a Georgian.

moistclump, in There is an endless supply

Never stop posting, Picard

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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CheeryLBottom,
AVincentInSpace, (edited )
CheeryLBottom,

Ahhh, well, I’m trying to post the Nick Frost Yeah, boy meme haha

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Haha, I saw the URL in one of the attempts, I got you.

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