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mhague, (edited ) in Don't know if you guys like history memes

Even armies with early guns had trouble with them. It’s impressive that anyone managed to fend that off with swords and bows.

balderdash9,

Very true. Which is why adjacent powers used a combination of war, diplomacy, intermarriage, and setting nomadic tribes against each other.

negativenull, (edited ) in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??
@negativenull@startrek.website avatar

Wait until they require a quiz be taken to prove you watched the video. They could also stitch together the video with the ads, so it’s all a single video. They can make fast-forwarding videos impossible (to stop the sponsorblock stuff). Begun the Ad Wars have.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Didn’t YouTube literally do this with the question ads a few years ago? That’s when I decided I would NEVER be nice to advertisers. They’re selling my time for money, not giving me the money, and now they’re rude about it. 110% fuuuuuuck them.

QuinceDaPence,

I usually eithe rjust let the timer run out on those or submit bad data

MotoAsh,

Same, but the mere demand for attention was enough. Now, if I see an ad, I’ll make a script sit there and spend five minutes force-loading their pages to eat their bandwidth right back. They will lose money for every ad I see. Fuck them all.

deur,

Just so you know, they already lost money when you clicked on the ad.

MotoAsh,

I want them to lose a tangible amount. Showing me one ad will cost them the same as showing others hundreds of thousands.

Killer57, in Is nothing sacred?
@Killer57@lemmy.ca avatar

I remember when Sobe came in a glass bottle

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That’s the only way I remember it. I guess I had stopped drinking it before they switched to plastic. It’s probably my fault they stopped making it. Sorry.

ensignrick,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

Same. TIL.

TheRealLinga,

So it’s both of your faults! Damn you internet strangers!

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

I remember the firefighters that lived on my street would poke a hole in the top of an empty Sobe bottle cap and fill it halfway with gasoline before nestling the glass bottle inside their fire pit. They did this pretty much every weekend. The fireball was always impressive.

Empricorn,

I’ve got a wicked scar on my right hand that can attest to that! I was riding my bike home from my supermarket job as a teenager without a light… While holding my Sobe drink in my hand… I didn’t see a retaining wall log that had fallen down onto the sidewalk so I hit it, tire-first. I flew over the handlebars and my hand landed on the bottle as it broke. Severed a nerve in the hand and damn-near hit an artery. Surgery to repair that, and I still have some numbness in it. Live and learn, but I’ll always think of that when someone mentions Sobe!

papertowels,

Any Mr. Green soda fans in the house?

WaxedWookie, in *Crickets*

Stir up the tankies - assuming you don’t have hexbear and whatnot blocked, they’ll never shut the fuck up.

balderdash9,
WaxedWookie,
balderdash9,
badbytes, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

You wouldn’t steal a car, would you?

Enzy,

Yes.

Yes I would.

D_C,

You wouldn’t steal a baby.
You wouldn’t shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet.
You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet.
And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow…

jubilationtcornpone,

And then steal it again!

vaultdweller013,

And shoot the widow!

surewhynotlem, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.

Fixbeat,

That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling”

“Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”

LoftySnowman,

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

TheWinged7,

But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad

vaultdweller013,

If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.

rustyriffs, in toilet humour

Seat AND lid go down, always, no exceptions. Other than having a fundamental redesign of the entire structure, this is the only correct solution.

Seventhlevin,

I’ve always thought that toilets should be more like shower stalls.

rustyriffs,

care to elaborate?

Seventhlevin,

Nah

rustyriffs,

'aight then.

Stern, in *Crickets*
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

Throw a post up in asklemmy before you go to sleep and you’ll always wake up with a coupla replies.

The children yearn for the mines; the lemmings yearn for the questions.

balderdash9,
Matriks404, (edited ) in I need it

I had an idea where I would walk in a radius of few kilometers and walk on every street, etc. I wonder how long would it take, lol.

Someone make an app for that :P

Serisar, (edited )

There you go (not mine): www.everystreetchallenge.com or citystrides.com

thegiddystitcher,
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

CityStrides! It gets very confused if you don’t actually live in a city, ours wants us to complete our entire county, but it’s still fun anyway.

WhyAUsername_1, in I need it

Just like that scratching the golden foil off of places visited

JayObey711,

Yea but you can choose how precise you want your map to be. For me the foil maps don’t really work.

DagonPie, in I need it
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

There is an app. Fog of the world is the name. Havent tried it personally.

avguser,

That seems really interesting, but not $30 app interesting.

JayObey711,

The app looks so good, but it’s 35€

bananasuit,

It works great! When I was on paternity leave and went out for walks with the baby in the stroller every day, it was a bit boring to just walk the same route each time. I downloaded the Fog of world app and set my self the goal of walking every meter of every street in my part of town before the end of my leave. That made it much more fun, buuuuut I haven’t used it after that…

fog of world

NoSpiritAnimal, in toilet humour
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.

Zacryon,
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HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Look at this plebian making contact with the toilet when shitting. What’s wrong, not enough thigh strength?

/s

Kase,

What if you need to sit? I’m gonna guess this is a joke

occhionaut,

Free kegels!!

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

Especially common for public bathrooms in Asia and parts of Europe, specifically because there is no direct skin contact which reduces risk of infection. There are also claims that you poop easier squatting than sitting.

Sinnz, in What a nice video of a car peacefully driving amongst beautiful hills

Remember the maze?

pascal,

I do!

Engywuck, in *Crickets*

Just write some “unpopular” comment and a lot of people will be there for you.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

What sort of sick fuck says that?

Engywuck, (edited )

I sincerely don’t understand your comment. I’ve been insulted for saying that I dislike a particular browser, for instance.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Oh I’m just pretending you said an unpopular comment and giving the sort of expected reply.

Engywuck,

Ah, shit. I didn’t get it, sorry.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Woah woah woah. Woah.

Which browser

balderdash9, (edited )
Tixanou,
@Tixanou@lemmy.world avatar

unpopular

PoolloverNathan,

Never knew it was possible for someone to be this wrong.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Just make sure it’s not so unpopular that you get banned.

Engywuck,

I’m not talking about CP or racist/sexist shit, obviously.

Kolanaki, in I need it
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ll wait until they add fast travel.

jmcs,

That’s basically what public transport is.

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