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NigelFrobisher, in If you didnt know, this is what caused daylight savings last weekend.

One year they confused feet and inches and moved the Timezone by a whole day.

someguy3, in I’m loving this energy lately !

Now that’s a good meme.

stebo02, in Shut. The fuck. Up.
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

If I do this I’m not expecting you to know the answer, I just want to discuss our thoughts. What’s wrong with that?

Soggy,

You’re interrupting the movie and making people miss out. If all agree ahead of time to do a MST3K kinda thing, sure. As a compromise: pause the movie first.

afraid_of_zombies,

Because movies are dumbed down to the point that anything you can come up with in realtime will be answered eventually, or is a plothole.

zalgotext, (edited )

😤🫸 Doing that before or during the movie

😏👉 Doing that after the movie

Kusimulkku,

Makes for a bit of a boring hangout if you both just sit silently there through the movie. At that point might as well watch it separately and then get together to discuss it.

Cinema being different of course, you’re not supposed to talk there to begin with

zalgotext,

Different strokes for different folks I guess. If you like talking during the movie that’s fine, just don’t do it with other people that prefer quiet.

Kusimulkku,

I haven’t had anyone invite me over to sit in complete silence yet but I wouldn’t imagine those people want people to come over anyway.

The problem solves itself hah

zalgotext,

Yeah everyone in this thread probably being too literal, myself included lol.

Like, I’m not gonna get mad if someone makes a quick comment or quip during a movie. I’m not asking people to sit there in silence with absolutely no interaction while the movie plays. I’m just asking people to not try and start and maintain a conversation while the movie is playing, which I think is reasonable.

ech,

Not to say it’s objectively wrong, but if it’s someone like me that you’re watching a movie with, I generally expect quiet. A comment here and there is probably fine in the right context, but constantly breaking into conversation mid-movie is a distraction I don’t really appreciate. Generally, I think it’s important to understand the expectations of everyone involved.

stebo02, (edited )
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah sure if they ask me to be quiet I’ll be quiet but then I don’t see the point anymore of watching the movie together

and yes generally it’s just a few comments but some people can’t even stand that lol

ech, (edited )

Some people just enjoy being around friends, even if they’re not actively engaging each other.

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

What’s wrong with that?

Because it’s insanely inconsiderate and extremely egotistical. You aren’t the only person in the world. We’re both watching the movie and we’re both equally as confused. When you ask those questions what you’re doing is interrupting the movie for someone else to demand an explanation for yourself. An explanation you will not get as, again, both of us are confused. Other people are watching the movie too. Interrupting it to try and get answers for yourself is some narcissistic behavior, especially when you’re in a movie theater with shitloads of other people around you.

Moreover, during the middle of the movie is not the place to have a discussion. People are trying to watch it and enjoy it, not listen to some breakdown about the events so far. If you want to have those discussions then keep it for after the movie when attention can be properly given to the discussion, not a half whispered response in a tone of “Dude, can you shut up?”

Kusimulkku,

Because it’s insanely inconsiderate and extremely egotistical.

I can imagine coming over to a friend’s place or to a date and just sitting there in absolute silence watching a movie instead of you know, hanging out and talking stuff

Your friend is probably more interesting in hanging out with you than strictly watching a movie lol

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

An explanation you will not get as, again, both of us are confused.

Did you read my comment? I said I don’t expect you to know the answer, I just want to hear your thoughts. If you don’t want to talk during movies then watch them alone.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

And did you read mine? There was more to it than that single line.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

Because it’s insanely inconsiderate and extremely egotistical. You aren’t the only person in the world. We’re both watching the movie and we’re both equally as confused.

I don’t expect you to be less confused, I don’t expect you to know the answer

When you ask those questions what you’re doing is interrupting the movie for someone else to demand an explanation for yourself.

Of course I wouldn’t talk during a dialogue, only during non-dialogue scenes

An explanation you will not get as, again, both of us are confused.

Again, I don’t expect you to know the answer

Other people are watching the movie too. Interrupting it to try and get answers for yourself is some narcissistic behavior, especially when you’re in a movie theater with shitloads of other people around you.

Lmao do you think I would be screaming that question throughout the entire theatre?

If you want to have those discussions then keep it for after the movie

It’s not about a discussion it’s about speculation. There’s no point in speculation when the movie is over, all answers are given unless if there’s a second movie coming.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly, how difficult is it for you to just keep your mouth from opening for ~90 minutes?

TrousersMcPants,

Christ, why is everyone being so antagonistic to a guy for enjoying movies a different way than other people

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Talking during a movie at a theater isn’t “enjoying movies a different way”. It’s just inconsiderate behavior.

TrousersMcPants,

Who said a theater?

zalgotext,

Of course I wouldn’t talk during a dialogue, only during non-dialogue scenes

Ah right, of course, because exposition only happens in scenes with dialog. The non-dialog scenes are just there purely for looks.

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t expect you to be less confused, I don’t expect you to know the answer

Then the discussion is not relevant in the moment and can be saved until after the movie when you are not actively disrupting the movie for other people.

Of course I wouldn’t talk during a dialogue, only during non-dialogue scenes

What you find personally enjoyable is not universal. While you may focus heavily on dialogue, other people do not. Moreover, things that are in non-dialogue scenes can be just as important, if not VITALLY important, to the movie as dialogue itself. By your logic, every other part of the movie that does not include dialogue is irrelevant to the movie and doesn’t require attention.

Again, I don’t expect you to know the answer

Then the discussion is not relevant in the moment and can be saved until after the movie when you are not actively disrupting the movie for other people.

Lmao do you think I would be screaming that question throughout the entire theatre?

People are sitting around you on all sides. Unless there is no one near you, then you are going to disrupt the movie for them. There is a reason the trope exists of people saying “SHHH!” to other people talking quietly in movies. It’s because they have ears and can hear you.

It’s not about a discussion it’s about speculation. There’s no point in speculation when the movie is over, all answers are given unless if there’s a second movie coming.

Speculation requires you to talk to the other person and for them to talk back to you. You know. Like a discussion. If you’re not expecting a response at all then it just circles back to the point of egotistical and narcissistic by assuming that everyone around you thinks that your idle musings about a movie are more entertaining than the movie itself.

This entire conversation is pointless and I’m not continuing it any further. What you’re advocating for is some nastygirl behavior that is utterly inconsiderate of everyone else. Let me reflect that energy right back by no longer considering anything you say.

moistclump, in There is an endless supply

Never stop posting, Picard

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar
CheeryLBottom,
AVincentInSpace, (edited )
CheeryLBottom,

Ahhh, well, I’m trying to post the Nick Frost Yeah, boy meme haha

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Haha, I saw the URL in one of the attempts, I got you.

someguy3, in Just give me about 10%

Little more. Oo right there. Too much!

getoffthedrugsdude, in Get em!
Snowcano,

I just popped into the comments to make sure this had been posted. Good work, carry on.

FlyingSquid, in They're not equivalent
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m old. I don’t understand what people are trying to tell me half the time they use emojis.

AstridWipenaugh,

Who in tarnation is cooking an eggplant peach dish that’s splashing? I saw my daughter’s text messages and her boyfriend didn’t even bring any of this strange dish to share when he came over. Kids these days…

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll raise you one better: I don’t know what I’m saying when I use them. I’m sure some have meanings, but I just pick whatever looks funny. I’ve probably caused some confusion before.

lobut,

😶‍🌫️

lemmy_get_my_coat,

🫠

Paradachshund,

💏💢🏏🐶

TallonMetroid, in Royalty am I right!?
@TallonMetroid@lemmy.world avatar

Sir, you are mistaken. Aladdin was a street rat who disappeared under mysterious circumstances. This carpet is the property of Prince Ali (mighty is he!) Ababwa. Totally different person.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

They do kinda look similar though…

jaybone,

“I’ll need to see your license and proof of insurance.”

intensely_human, in Anyways

I really hope this was made by a therapist

dreadedsemi, in Don't smoke and ride!

And who’s the girl riding her?

Bloodwoodsrisen, in Skeletor is a doomer
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Half of my feed is just the same news article in different subs on different instances

Gets tiresome

TimewornTraveler,

fixable

sbv,

The bots have so much to say

RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in Pro-Tip: use the same password everywhere so you don't forget

Fuuuuhk this.

That’s right up there with trying to login…

Username incorrect…

Retrieve username

There is no account associated with this email…

make new account

“This email address is already associated with another account”

WTF.

StereoTrespasser,

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened. Each time I lean back in my chair and wonder why software developers are so full of themselves.

EvilCartyen, in Valhalla, here we come

How would they go to Valhalla if the monks can’t fight?

name_NULL111653,

An incident with the mead horn afterwards…

catboss,

You just could still trip on a dead monk while slaughtering them and break your neck. I am sure that counts as death in battle.

Disclaimer: Not a Valhalla lawyer.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I wonder if it counts if you fall overboard on the ship on the way to the raid?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
PR3CiSiON,

Valhalla on earth

TheWorstMailman, in Accio gasolina

This is some boomer nonsense. I can’t find 2 sources that seem to agree on specific numbers, but several sources, and my personal experience, agree that gas prices peaked in 2008 after the one two punch of Katrina and the housing market collapse

I started driving in 2006 and bought my first car in 2008 and I can confidently say that I’m paying less for gas now than I was when I started driving and I’m not even talking about adjusting for inflation. Are prices too high? Yeah, probably. But this “then vs now” shit just ain’t true

sherlockholmez,

Mfw other contries exist

blanketswithsmallpox,

True. Damn you other countries and early adoption of electric vehicles and smaller more fuel efficient cars

TheWorstMailman, (edited )

Fair. But isn’t complaining about gas prices America’s largest export?

Just checked some other countries and it seems like Canada is the only one that breaks this general pattern, though it’s obviously not rigorous research

Edit: Also, I don’t really care. I was just venting some frustration to The Internet

Ephera,

You’ve got some of the cheapest gas prices in the US, so I’m not sure anyone needs to import your complaints…

For reference, here in Germany, it currently costs around 1.70€ per liter, which is $6.97 per gallon.

devfuuu,

1.7 to 1.9 € and changes almost everyday.

kusivittula,

finland checking in at 1,9 €/L. which isn’t even that bad, half a year ago it was 2,3. that’s $9.43 per gallon.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

The fed subsidizes the shit out of our fuel because the car industry is lobbying it to because the car industry knows that if Americans pay what the rest of the modern world does for gas, then chugga chugga choo choo motherfuckers, we’re finally building some goddamned trains.

That, or they won’t get to sell their huge, overly marked up trucks to middle class suburbanites anymore.

Either of those things would be good for everyone.

I’d also support regulation that bans modifying the ride height of a vehicle. All bumpers should align as a factory spec. We made 70s cars ugly because they required 5 mph bumpers, but we won’t tell Cletus he can’t make his truck bumper sit at neck level so that he doesn’t wipe out a family of four in a Toyota Corolla when he blows through a red light? Horseshit.

sudo,

What the fuck are you on about? What a weird response to a dumb meme.

Frame 1. Op is a kid - enjoys magic and fantasy, lack of responsibility Frame 2. Op is an adult - needs to pay for stuff and be responsible for things

Undearius, (edited )
@Undearius@lemmy.ca avatar

I can confidently say the cheapest price I ever saw gas was in 2008. Gas is currently twice as much as that, and two years ago it was almost 4 times as much.

Chefdano3, in Sentence mining so hard the OSMRE had to send an inspector into my Anki decks
@Chefdano3@lemm.ee avatar

Which is exactly why I can’t learn foreign languages. No amount of brute force will make my vocab any better. I can’t remember shit. If I could, this comment would be much more witty and funny.

intensely_human,

It’s so sad you’ve had to go through life only knowing those fifteen words

trashgirlfriend,

for languages you can already competently speak, reading is probably the best way to improve your vocab

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