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ummthatguy, in It's a problem
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ipkpjersi, (edited ) in It's beautiful

That’s why it’s good to always have a camera with you, never know when you’re gonna get a good picture. That’s why it’s good phones have capable cameras these days.

Honestly my bigger problem is when I go downstairs without my phone, and then I see a red fox running around and playing in my backyard being very photogenic, or a squirrel standing on my windowsill posing for the camera. I run upstairs to get my phone, run back downstairs, and it’s gone.

Anticorp, in How to start the day off strong

Fragil’ee. Must be Italian!

EvilEyedPanda,

The knowledge that they were drunk the whole time puts the whole movie in a different context.

mrcleanup, in Almost got me there Google!

Got something similar on my fire stick the other day. It said it could help me get back to the shows I love watching faster if I turn on the new feature that shares all the data from the different apps directly with Amazon.

The only options were yes and ask later. I had to go to settings to find and turn it off.

AshMan85, (edited ) in Seeing ex

Your braver then I thought

possiblylinux127, in Pregnancy

What the heck…

PopcornPrincess, (edited ) in They shipped him in from Italy

What a coincidence my in-home chef looks just like him! And get this: his name is also Mike!

lledrtx,

From the Rowave family?

dipshit, in Spare a dollar?

Do you need a dollar? I can loan you a dollar!

30-year fixed, 5%

olafurp, in W.... Will they stream it?

Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?

Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.

ThrowawayPermanente,

I think we’re going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.

ThePantser, (edited ) in W.... Will they stream it?
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Great, another sport black guys will dominate in.

Edit: Getting down voted by the small peepee league.

KillerTofu,

That depends on how points are scored.

hoshikarakitaridia,

“performance and aftermath”?

Mango,

By your mother.

Coasting0942,
rambaroo,

Challenge accepted

TexMexBazooka,

Lot to unpack with this comment lol

Lemjukes,

I mean, just racism and impotence really.

RIP_Cheems, in How could the EU do this??
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Damn, they even included Ireland. Serves them right for wanting to mistreat the entire world.

Numenor,

Why would they not include Ireland?

RIP_Cheems,
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I just thought the wouldn’t because of how much ocean there is between the two spots.

Pohl, in Happy Kwanzaa

Halloween is more fun in your 20s without a doubt. Going out to bars and parties dressed in costumes is a blast. As a little kid, I liked both but I think Christmas was a bigger deal. As an adult with kids of my own, Halloween is all hassle no fun but Christmas is still fun

I like a feasting holiday, I love making all kinds of food and serving my family. Thanksgiving and Christmas are for me.

Purgatoryemployee,

Sköl!! Let us feast to the holiday of the pagans

Thcdenton, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

Last few months been great over here! I’m still a fuckin loser but now I go sailing and do jiu-jitsu with my brother 👍

GeoGio7,

Nice! Happy for you!

guyrocket, in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.
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I feel dumber after reading that.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.

What year is this? 2018?

ChillDude69, (edited )

Well, they’ve gone down in price to the point that they’ll be in people’s stockings. And getting immature with them is always fun.

Remember: they can also make a simply fantastical array of fart sounds. “Alexa: open Big Fart” is the magic phrase.

EatYouWell,

Smart of them to make their spying devices a loss leader. Get even more rubes to buy one.

Peppycito,

Embrace, extend, extinguish

Excigma,
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

seriously remember when these first came out circa 2014 and only wealthy people were buying them? Then Amazon saw what power they had in their hands recording all audio from within people’s homes, they brought the price down way low so even Neanderthals can have these now. Oh the spying possibilities!

MonkeMischief,

Like how they have a complete surveillance network of “Ring” devices on 98/100 homes in American suburbs?

You’d think it was mandatory. It’s so creepy. I don’t even wanna think how many cameras catch me from all angles just walking down the street.

Not a fan of how “meta” is swarming the VR market with loss-leader headsets either. Lord knows the kind of data they’re pulling from those things, and on top of it, they’re turning VR into another mobile-trash market in the process. But that’s another conversation.

SpaceNoodle,

I set up a button that makes her say “fart” when I press it

Then a few minutes later she says “fart” again

My wife claims she doesn’t think it’s nearly as funny as I do, but I caught her giggling once

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