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SeeMinusMinus, in Lazy bastards
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I am the cat on the right meow

MacNCheezus,
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Well damnit, how about you get up and start walking on your hind legs for a change, maybe something useful will become of you yet.

AlecSadler, in *Cries in Debt*

My college used to call me monthly and I kept telling them I was unemployed, for a year straight. They haven’t called in ten years now 🤷‍♂️

Stamets, in It's like having someone watching over you
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These algorithms keep showing me straight porn. Not so sure they do care…

idunnololz,
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They are trying to keep you from going to hell. Prayge. 🙏🙏🙏

/s

Stamets, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice
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I’ve had to clean up a depressing amount of comments in this thread so this is everyones friendly reminder.

Rule 1 - Be civil. Don’t attack people for their beliefs or lackthereof.

Rule 2 - No politics.

Report all offending content please.

Engywuck, in *Cries in Debt*

But you have freedom (“free” as in “free to pay”)!

Smoogs, in It's a curse

The point of games should be that they are fun without being productive. If not, it is job

dangblingus, (edited )

But when the game’s mechanic is beating a singular person who’s sitting right beside you, skill matchups dictate the fun. But this is probably why I play Third Strike alone lmao

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I really genuinely enjoyed learning to get better at super smash bros. But then I fell into the awkward zone described in a meme. It sucks.

madcaesar,

That’s why I love co-op games. Couch co-op games are the absolute best and they are going extinct for shitty online co-op.

pinkwerdo,

But you need friends for that.

Gumus,

Well if you don’t have friends, the OP doesn’t apply anyway…

noname_yet2077, in It feels inevitable at this point
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Cyberrust

Lev_Astov, (edited )
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They could use one of those corten type steel alloys that develop a protective rust patina so it looks hideously rusty, but isn’t actually losing strength.

Son_of_dad, in It feels inevitable at this point

It’s gonna get stuck on the first sand dune it tries to go over

pachrist,

Nah, it’ll do 0-60 in 1.9s, but it won’t have the range to get you to Tosche Station, and you have to take it there for servicing, because Tesla will brick it if you replace the power converters yourself.

VelveteenUnderground, in Any night I really needed the sleep

I had surgery recently that put me on opioids to help with pain management and this happened to me constantly for the whole week I was on them. Shit sucks.

Rolando, in It's a curse
samus12345, in "Now, here's what I would do..."
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“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me!”

PugJesus, in Become unreachable
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The invention of the phone and its consequences was an unprecedented disaster for the human race

sum_yung_gai,

Disaster??? It helped emergency response time, our ability to reach out loved ones across the planet, maintain relationships with people from other points in our lives. I’m sure there are a million more positive phone related things I could list.

I’m so sick of all the negativity on the Internet.

DScratch, in And now I'm concerned

Coconut milk ice cream is actually alright.

FartsWithAnAccent, in Bonk
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"Oh no, bricks! One of my many weaknesses!"

Sanyanov,

trained hard

muscles stronk

crushing bricks over your head like an anime character

profit

SkyeStarfall, in Gamers in a nutshell

When I say tired, I do not mean sleepy. I mean completely exhausted and drained by the sheer pressure and stress of modern day living.

Thteven,
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Fuck dude, I’m tired too.

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