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DharmaCurious, in I'm re-reading The Hobbit at the moment. Gandalf might not be a conjurer of cheap tricks, because he's only packing the expensive, high-caliber stuff.
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I like this version of Gandalf. It makes me think he got Bilbo to leave his house by threatening to blow a brand new Hobbit Hole in him. Lmao

stebo02, in If you ever feel useless
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i know it isn’t but this image looks photoshopped

ElBarto, in Lazy bastards
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My theory is that cats domesticated us to serve them and once we were docile enough to be trusted they became lazy, but we got the last laugh, they didn’t predict our obsession with dressing them up in ridiculous but cute as fuck costumes just to make other humans go awww.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in *Cries in Debt*

The joy of every college offering every degree and sport with tons of different offices which don’t really teach you anything lol.

There’s a reason they go through white collar fat like mad the moment enrollment goes down. Which has been down for like 5 years now.

Also most of those donations subsidize tuition for every campus I’ve ever visited.

And while they are looking for everyone’s money, it’s usually very well off whales that pitch in the vast majority of fundraising $s.

The joys of trying to keep the lights running on 100+ year old structures.

Colour_me_triggered, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice

My parents raised me to feel a sort of pity for those who’s brains are too smooth to fight against religious indoctrination.

Fucking autocorrect.

Orbituary,
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    paddirn, in It's a curse

    This is me at ranked, competitive sex vs casual.

    ILikeBoobies,

    I’m a speed runner, I think i can compete but im not sure where to submit my runs

    what,

    We found a glitch in my house that allows that allows you to skip the beginning middle and end of the game.

    intensely_human,

    God I wish I could do ranked sex, and always be placed with opponents my own level.

    You and me, baby. Bronze 3 division.

    ivanafterall, in It's a curse
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    Me at Rocket League and most sports games. It's a real struggle.

    smort,
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    That why I like ranked mode in Rocket League. It (eventually) matches me with other people who are at the same “best in the neighborhood” skill level

    runjun,

    Also me at 2k hours but I got a few friends into it. Then they’re better at it than me in like 200-400 hours lol

    Tedesche, in Think again bitch

    In a lot of vampire fiction, it’s the faith of the cross-holder that matters. I’d like to see a movie where a vampire is turned by a person holding up a teapot.

    RQG,
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    Or a bowl of spaghetti.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    PASTAAAA

    AngryCommieKender,

    I read about a Call of Cthulhu game where the Vampire Hunter was a banker that used a golden credit card, and screamed “The power of debt compels you! The power of debt compels you!”

    DavidGarcia, in Raw Deal

    well, it did help the middle class in the places they moved those jobs to lol, just not here

    Cap, in The future is now
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    When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I'd rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.

    PatFussy,

    Thats where the peepee poopoo is stored though 😩

    variants,

    You’re an animal haha just shake the excess water into the sink before you reach for the towel

    gnomesaiyan, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...
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    Cartoon Network is a dead mall selling sloatmeal.

    FoundTheVegan, in "Now, here's what I would do..."
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    Miranda sings played Wow?

    AquaTofana,

    I was coming here for this comment!

    Didn’t know Colleen Ballinger was into MMORPGs!

    JungleJim, (edited ) in Think again bitch

    Fine. Shows vampire the sacred icon of The Great and Powerful Atheismo

    rockSlayer,

    Invoking Atheismo only works because xe smites everything around the person invoking xem

    Skua,

    Atheismo is, in fact, a tesla coil

    JungleJim,

    I don’t know about smiting, but Atheismo also will help at least one person in the future, a Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, find an anti-backwards crystal. Or at least, Atheismo is credited with the discovery. They probably smote some other beings

    bizarrocullen,

    Richard Dawkins?

    ininewcrow, in Hands down
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    https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/83eb08a2-33b5-449f-b89a-5c542f0684b9.jpeg

    Stamets,
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    I did laundry last night. Put two Gain pod things in the bag. Only ended up needing one so I’m heading back up with the bag and this thing and I keep smelling it and it smells so good. It’s some summer berry thing and it not only smells good but edible. Then the big squishiness and the fact that it can pop open and spill goodness? Thing feels like a big berry or a small fruit or something. I had to fight the urge to bite

    I still want bite

    I get it now

    ininewcrow,
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    “Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.”

    • Lt. Frank Drebin
    Varyk, in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4a93e71c-40f2-46b8-b719-162f3866e0b0.jpeg

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