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eldoom, in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH

Does… Did… I think she thinks transhumanism is the same thing as trans? Either that or she might have tried searching up “trans humans” but boomered the keyboard up and missed the spacebar?

I know transhumanism is definitely a part of the puzzle here.

normanwall, in Amiright?

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    Paradachshund, in Hobbies

    velleity (vuh-lee-it-ee) n.

    1. the weakest level of desire or volition
    2. a mere wish

    In other words, I want that thing but not enough to get up.

    Johanno, in Big brain time

    Ain’t that unreasonable with 100°C

    ColeSloth,

    You think a cup of coffee is 100c? You know water can’t even be 100c unless it’s actively boiling or it’s under pressure, right?

    Johanno,

    Boiling water is at exactly 100°C per Definition.

    And if you boil your coffee it then should have sth about. 70-90°C which means at least a third of the population is considered in this IQ range

    poireCartable,

    I would like one coffee at lawsuit temperature please.

    Steamymoomilk, in Pocket sized

    The 37x 9 golden ratio

    teuast, in Also likes food!

    The person I’ve started seeing from Hinge in recent days told me that the biggest reason she rolled with my profile was because I seemed like I was “relatively normal” and not a techbro or finance bro. Apparently this is prevalent enough around here that for someone who’s not into it, a profile that features a dad joke about the members of punk and metal bands standing really far apart because “your band width determines your speed,” offers “Live Without at an abandoned Denny’s in Houston” as an option for a past event to time travel to, and lists “worker ownership of the means of production” as a “simple pleasure” qualifies you as “normal.”

    But hey, that in turn means I’m not attracting the kinds of girls who go for techbros, which I see as an absolute win.

    shalafi,

    My dating profiles got a lot of attention. I’ll give you guys a tip:

    Go onto the site as a woman looking for a man and read the other guy’s profiles. MAKE YOURS DIFFERENT.

    Nobsi, in Some days are better than others
    @Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

    ITT: Grown adults being jealous of an 8 year old.

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I get jealous of trees…

    Pofski,

    I get jealous of my dog sometimes.

    painfulasterisk1,

    “Zero Motivation: The Guy with Cloud Envy!”

    Asafum,

    More like envious of the 8yr old who had parents that set him up for life by making these videos that feature the kid, but all of the actual work is done by the parents.

    Wish my parents did all the work and I got paid millions, instead I cut firewood for a dick that would just call me names and ruin my self esteem lol

    Nobsi,
    @Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

    Bro i already said y’all are jealous. You don’t need to snitch on yourself.
    Go out and touch grass.

    Asafum,

    I said envious because you used the wrong word. I’m not worried about anyone taking anything from me lol

    Now I’ll go touch grass :P

    creditCrazy,
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    You considered this guy might be a lumberjack or farm hand. He probably touches grass for a living by the sounds of it.

    Nobsi,
    @Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

    He could work in a coalmine. He’s crying about someone else having more money. He can do the same thing smh

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Shouldn’t most of us be “crying” about others having more money when CEO pay is exponentially greater than what they’re probably getting paid? I hope we cry all the way to their executive suites with torches and pitchforks one day.

    Nobsi,
    @Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

    No, most people grow up to be adults. I don’t care what another human being earns. Go kill the top Google people, have fun.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Really? You don’t care that workers get paid $15 an hour and can’t survive without food stamps while their CEO is paid $2 million a year? That doesn’t bother you even a little? There’s no problem with the inherent unfairness?

    Nobsi,
    @Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

    Lol no. Grow up. Go into politics if it’s such a big problem to you.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Spoken like a true Republican.

    Nobsi,
    @Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

    What the fuck is a republican?

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Cute.

    marx2k, (edited )

    Have you and your penis formed a better relationship?

    menemen, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    I chose Russia (despite being born in Germany and not of Russian heritage). It just sounds more badass than a German accent.

    nixcamic, in Bottle of that good stuff

    If you have cannabis and morphine do you really need everything else?

    bratosch, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

    Atleast we’re bilingual

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    tabweh! … it translates to ‘this is true’ in Ojibway-Cree in my language in northern Ontario.

    Pantsofmagic, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

    It would be nice if mobile browsers/apps would convert them. When I save a webp and want to share it… Whelp, can’t do that - doesn’t even show up in the list of images.

    Microw,

    Or if OS and media apps would simply Support it like they do with dozens other media formats

    Pratai, in Then and now

    Nailed it.

    uis, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Works for me.

    doctorcrimson, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

    If I didn’t have an extension to convert to PNG then idk what I would do. I guess I’d just stop sharing memes forever because the corporates made meme sharing technology proprietary? That’s sad as hell.

    abbotsbury,
    @abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

    Webp is not proprietary

    Imgonnatrythis, in Hot wife actually

    Yeah, didn’t even notice the guy for a sec. Wife is cute and has full set of eyebrows

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