memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Bipta, in I didn't deign disappoint Dad...

Is one of those from Love Death + Robots?

MostlyMid,

Can't confirm but I know the left is from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, while the bottom-right is from Luca

ramenshaman, (edited )

I think top-right is from a Pixar short… “Luna”? The one with the 2 guys in a small boat and they do something with stars… It’s been a while and I have shitty memory.

Just rewatched it, it’s “La luna”.

disk42, in Watch out, he's a pro.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Thank you.

lugal,

Source?

byroon, in If you didnt know, this is what caused daylight savings last weekend.

I know it’s just a joke but in the UK clocks actually went back two weekends ago, not last weekend

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

I was going to make this comment last night but decided not to be That Guy. Thank you for taking the bullet 🫡

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You mean to say we all don’t even do daylight savings at the same time?

This is madness.

art, in Aaaaaand it's over
@art@lemmy.world avatar

Pizza mode, activated!

DocMcStuffin, in Could wake the fucking dead
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t tried it myself, but I’ve been told a butter knife can silence the beast.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If it’s loud enough, I’ll put my phone on speaker and still hold it normally, because the regular speaker on my phone fucking sucks and I can never hear shit.

MashedTech,

Same on my note 9

ech, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

My family does this. Even if I have watched it, if it’s a movie worth watching, it’s gonna answer all necessary questions. Just give it some damn time!

daemoz,

Still waiting for an answer to the Italian job. I should’ve asked more questions honestly.

TrousersMcPants,

There is only one answer: Buy a Mini Cooper

15liam20,

I think that he was only supposed to blow the fucking doors off.

Kusimulkku,

My family does this because they didn’t bother to pay attention so I actually do know better than them what’s going on

ICastFist, in Aaaaaand it's over
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Could be worse, they could speak into the part you stick to your ear

dustyData, (edited )

The clever part is that most phones do have a microphone at the top nearby the earpiece. The stupid part is that that mic is for noise canceling the ambient noise. So the phone is hearing them, but the person at the other end of the line is getting a distorted and full of artifacts voice that is barely comprehensible.

uranibaba, in They're not equivalent

I still use the full version :-)

Imgonnatrythis,

rhinologist approved smiley.

Guster,

Ah, the boomer smile

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Keep it alive

Zehzin, in She probably likes me
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Ron Perlman monkee

FrigidAphelion,

I recently rewatched The Big Lebowski and I get a big Sam Elliot at the bowling alley bar vibes from this orangutan

Overlock, in Yes. We're better than you.
@Overlock@sopuli.xyz avatar
rubythulhu,

this is a dashed seven thread. we don’t take kindly to straight-topped threes. double-bubble eights are also not “one of us”, nor are angle-ticked ones (if you’re gonna tick a one you better give that tick a curve). slashed and dotted zeroes are ok, but naked zeroes are heresy. overly-hooked 6s and 9s make us feel uncomfortable. triangled fours are the worst, though.

RedAggroBest,

This is perfection

Vespair,

Exactly. This is why your stupid superfluous dashed sevens are heretical. Nobody should ever ask me if my 3 is a 7; what an absolutely absurd question.

Jackcooper, in Is it possible to punch a website in the face

goes incognito

Would you like to sign into Google???

NO THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT

saltnotsugar, in Royalty am I right!?

“Oh wow, are you gonna show me the world?”

Best I can do is a wild night in Glasgow.

A_Filthy_Weeaboo, in Yes. We're better than you.

Damnit…take my upvote

Dan68, in Their barbarism knows no limits
@Dan68@lemmy.world avatar

Get the holy hand grenade of Antioch.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • memes@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #