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VanillaDrink, in He continues to be a treasure
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You can turn off the reddit water mark when you save images from there. :)

blackkn1ght, in He continues to be a treasure

Wade is a fucking treasure!

Cheap nuggets, drum things, cool music sampling old Simpsons episodes, gameplays of the worst imaginable videogames, Frank…

There’s much to love in his trash network of channels.

tygerprints, in The futuristic cheese grater era

Futuristic cheese graters will be anti-gravity, and so will toasters. You'll really have a hard time keeping your breakfast and lunch down in the world of the future.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Everything you think, do and say is in the pill you took today.

creditCrazy,
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In the year 2525 you won’t need no wife. You can pick you sons, pick your daughters to from the bottom of a long glass tube.

burgersc12, (edited ) in This is an outrageous demand.

I deserve a sweatshirt that smells like her too! We only need two, just swap every once in a while, its so simple!

JoMiran, in Burned by the Dragon of the West
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Yeah… I’m stealing this.

GratefullyGodless, in Roughing it
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Somewhere a camper company executive is seeing this monstrosity and creaming their jeans.

doingthestuff, in Roughing it

As someone wilderness camping below freezing on two separate trips this week -one in a hammock at the great lakes and another in a tent a little farther inland, I don’t even know what I’m looking at.

fossilesque,
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bivvy bag or bust

solowolf, in Roughing it

went a little too hard on pimp my RV

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
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Needs more purple paint with sparkles, and some gold accents, also with sparkles. And spinners. Purple and gold for those, with sparkles, of course.

And hydraulics. See this jumping as it waits for red lights.

zaphod, in Knock it the duck off

I have the opposite problem.

GreenMario,

If it walks like a fuck talks like a fuck

Knusper, in It is a helpful forum though

My favorite is when the top-voted, accepted answer looks correct, but misses various edge-cases. And then there’s a second-most-voted answer which corrects the first.

Most questions about JavaScript are like that, for example, which was rather horrifying to realize. If you just leave a junior to their devices with that, they will absolutely copy all these correct-looking answers into your code base.

Zyratoxx, in He's called Shrek too
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Poor doggo became the Grinch :(

schmidtster, in First ironically, then it's here to stay.

Earth Worm Jim you mean.

Tedesche, in Checkmate

Life is like a box of chocolates…you never know exactly how you’ll die of diabetes.

Knusper, in i hate it

Recently, I saw some news page where there was a video, but it was just stringing together the sentences from the article on top of a random stock image.

I was extremely confused why this exists, but then realized, I hadn’t unmuted the video. Surely, it reads it out for sight impaired folks.

…nope, there was no audio. They just figured, they should have a worse way of reading. And of course, it would float on top of the article, too, to make reading that worse as well.

Obi,
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Probably some SEO bullshit.

Raine_Wolf,

Damn, they were this close to caring about disabled people…

LemmyKnowsBest, in Stroke also accepted

This woman tried so hard to stay with him till he died but she just couldn’t bear it any longer. Although she bailed from the old wrinkly prune before he died, implicitly breaking her contract, thankfully he still left her $5 million dollars and a 7 million house.

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