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Pharmacokinetics, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

I’d rather have 100 dollar bills rather than 1 dollar bills.

bhamlin,

I wouldn’t. Most places refuse to take $100s due to rampant counterfeiting, and banks don’t bat an eye at a huge stack of ones as a deposit. To just flow through life, a limitless supply of ones is far easier to deal with than any amount of crisp $100 bills. Inflation might change this, but probably not in my lifetime.

StorminNorman,

Most places where you live. This isn’t a problem for the entire globe. Some of it, sure. But not all of it. I pay with hundreds all the time in Australia and noone gives a shit.

Transporter_Room_3, in Cross generational
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I once worked for a city school processing their old books, and found a few of these scattered in books from the 1950s that had been in storage. Last year issued stamp was in the 60s, no idea if they were actually used after that.

I also have seen this scribbled in the margins on my niece’s homework.

“Cool S” knows no time limitations.

lugal, in Just take the trade.

That’s so cool! Thanks! Let’s see how long it takes to burn down!

pearsaltchocolatebar, in Cross generational
TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

For others: Around the middle of the image, laid, on the carpet thingy. I looked for literal minutes.

pearsaltchocolatebar, (edited )

It’s by fur coat guy’s left hand (just another hint)

possiblylinux127, in Just take the trade.

Horsey

Jackcooper, in The joys of parenthood

I have to make a poster presentation by tomorrow

Gigan, in Government money
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Do neither and lower my taxes

Maalus,

It’s funny how people don’t realize this is the actual solution and are downvoting. In reality lowering taxes for everyone achieves the exact same thing. Yet people would rather have a set of money each month given to them, despite the incredible bureaucracy that it requires, with it probably eating up 30% of the funds then.

markon, (edited )

How does this work for the disabled, the partially disabled, those who can barely get by on low income etc? Honestly we’d be better off with universal healthcare and removing employers from the health insurance system. They often pay tens of thousands of dollars in premiums, and the employees still have to pay premiums often.

That would give companies way more freedom to hire, less incentive to force near full-time part time jobs, and would allow people the freedom to move from job to job without any effect on medical services. The companies may very well not pay more. Plus the government would have the buying power to essentially price fix most medication and care.

Edit, addition:

This will never work though because of profit incentives. If I’m CEO of a fortune 500 I’m going to do absolutely whatever it takes to be profitable, and more profitable each quarter. Literally the legal obligation of a publicly traded company. It’s a fiduciary duty under law. When most of the investment is top 0.1% plus other publicly traded corporations and private equity firms the people will never benefit proportionally. Even well of working class tech workers making bank, really aren’t when you look at how little they actually have of the overall pie. If taxes go down for me, yeah I’d have more money to spend, so everyone has more money to spend, but 30% of crumbs are still crumbs, plus we lose a bunch of social services and things like Medicare and Medicaid which are already essentially damage control. Fundamentally, the incentives determine the outcomes. Capitalism, especially or current chrony implementation, is fundamentally tied to incentives that benefit wealth accumulation at the top.

ChildOfTama,

I agree, UBI is silly to discuss until universal healthcare is achieved.

Maalus,

Maybe… Do both? Lower the taxes and give stipends for the disabled and those who can barely hold their income? So those same people can buy things cheaper?

FlyingSquid,
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Let’s just have 0% taxes! Then everyone will be rich!

No one’s road will get paved and their house fires won’t get put out, but lowering taxes is the solution, so eliminating them altogether must be the ultimate way to lift everyone out of poverty!

Maalus,

Yeah so instead of paving the road and putting out fires, let’s give everyone universal income, so that they can do both themselves.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Weird that they can manage to do all three in Alaska.

fuck_u_spez_in_particular,

No it’s not, the money you have monthly might be the same for a lot. But there’s a big differences psychologically and socially, that you don’t have to work just to survive. I can quit my job without having to fear how I’ll survive. I can decide to get further education without having to think about how I’ll do that financially (at least in Europe). Etc.

It’s very big difference compared to just lowering taxes (granted we’re not talking about negative income tax which may indeed result in the same thing as UBI).

Zoboomafoo,

Only if it can get lowered into the negative

robocall, in Cheetos
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Did you order Cheetos from the waitress?

PrivateNoob, in Government money

It probably costs much more money for a government to do UBI in the long term.

Varyk, (edited )

Not when you factor in the productivity and social harmony of a healthy citizen population.

doctordevice,

Until by the next year rent has universally increased by the UBI.

I’m fully in favor of UBI, but unless we can get a government that will actually crack down on price gouging all it will do is funnel right back to the crooks at the top.

Varyk,

Have to start somewhere, and starting with ubi is a lot better then the crooked system in place now.

doctordevice,

I’d be fine with starting with it, though people seeing prices rise right after will be really disheartening. I’d rather start with actual legislation to punish price gouging. These companies posting record profits while the rest of us struggle more and more is absurd, and I would want to root out that greed first so any UBI can actually help the people at the bottom.

Of course, I don’t expect the American government to do either of these things. Three Republicans will call it the work of Satan or something crazy like that and the Democrats will say they’re all for it until they actually have the means to do it, then suddenly it’ll be too much to handle.

Varyk,

Yea, just start them. People are so conservative that doing anything different from the status quo scares them, but once we have social policies in place, people like them. Libraries, national parks, paved roads, garbage trucks, conservatives fought against every positive social policy, medicare, but then appreciated them once they were enacted.

I don’t mind people possibly being surprised at inflation if their basic financial expenses are covered.

We haven’t tried it yet, it works as expected in all the trials so far, just do it.

The mechanics of sensible ubi are straightforward: enough money or money/housing to ensure survival, public education, pay more to those who contribute more to society.

Nothing is perfect, but ensuring the health of the population and investing in their success is a much better model for progress and growth than the ridiculous she damaging disparity the states is investing in at the moment.

markon,

We need public universal medical with no private option in order to create full price regulation of medical, we don’t want the government doing any more than we have to have them do though, because of corruption and lack of input from the populass. (Well almost no real input) We need the military budget and all the wasteful spending on secretive spy programs and BS to go away. Minimize or dissolve the NSA for example, and direct all that money towards social services, accountability, and a UBI or something near it. With AI exponentially progressing we might want more of a giant divided. Then everyone’s wealth could potentially skyrocket in unison, without the top heavy distribution. So really what I’m saying is we need to own the means of production collectively. Lol

PrivateNoob,

Hope you’re right then. I really wanna see UBI implemented, I’m just worrying it will backfire.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Multiple UBI tests have shown that giving people money on a regular basis lifts them out of poverty and puts more money into the local economy.

fuck_u_spez_in_particular,

And yet I can understand the skepticism and fear. We have not had yet a big scale “experiment” (i.e. a whole country implementing it). It will have bigger yet to resolve implications (e.g. what’s the effect on migration etc.).

(And I’m a big proponent of UBI)

But I think it’s just a matter of time that this will become reality, we’re to rich (in the western world) to fiddle around with “annoyances” like poor people, and I strongly believe that it will increase creativity, innovation and thus also GDP which may be probably the biggest argument for policy makers.

happilybitchycowboy, in Does your mom know?
@happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, she don’t care.

Willer, in fr fr ong

These arent meant to be spoken out loud anyway.

HawlSera, in fr fr ong

My day, never came, I am old and without prime

foggy, in *Closes Lemmy*

I actually had an idea to make a productivity app that would limit this kind of addictive behavior.

It’d just interrupt and say “hey homie you’ve opened this app like x times in y minutes. Chill”

And give an option to ignore the ingeruotion for z minutesz in case you’re switching for a good reason.

httpjames,
@httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

Becca in the newest Verge video suggested to make a launcher that rearranged your apps on a regular basis so you have to search for addictive apps

Limeey, in fr fr ong

what does ong mean?

SecretSauces,
@SecretSauces@lemmy.world avatar

On Guard!

They’re trying to bring back dueling with swords.

Isoprenoid,

“On God”. I think it’s short for “I swear on God.”, similar to “I swear on my mum’s life.”. It’s an emphasis that you are telling the truth.

Anticorp,

I always thought it was just a misspelling of OMG. LOL

yeah,

Saaaame.

inb4_FoundTheVegan,
@inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

I was kinda hoping the atheists won and it was finally “Oh no god”

Fixbeat, in You can't be too careful when dating

Keep that removed away from your foundation!

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