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Blackmist, in Lies, deception!

Sound’s like it’s just not sending the data back to Daddy Google. The OK Google/Alexa bit is done on a custom chip on the device. Clearly that bit isn’t being turned off, but anything after that isn’t being sent anywhere.

Probably just saves support calls this way from idiots who turn it off and forget.

MashedTech,

For sure I’m an idiot as well

Zuberi,
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“Probably” is a great way to protect your privacy haha

byroon, (edited )

but anything after that isn’t being sent anywhere.

You don’t know that

trafficnab,

I can monitor network traffic, I would know if a bunch of devices around my home were constantly streaming audio 24/7

LinkOpensChest_wav, in This is too loud

“Oh yeah, that’s the shit! They’re really loving me now!”

Sanyanov,

We do! You’re great!

Thekingoflorda,
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We need a community only about this guy!

deus, in I think dancing just isn't for me

I’ve always been terrified of dancing in public cause I can’t dance for shit but at the same time it was always something I’ve wanted to do. Last friday I went to a small party with coworkers and after drinking a lot I, for the first time, decided to join them and dance. Drunk me is just as bad at dancing as sober me but didn’t really care lol. It was fun and I had a great time. That’s all really, just felt like sharing a small victory. Maybe I’ll pick up dancing someday.

SomeSphinx,
@SomeSphinx@lemmy.world avatar

Congratulations on the small victory!

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Hell yeah!

It wasn’t until my 30s until I was comfortable dancing.

It helped to have a partner with you. Then you can go, “Let’s just dance weirdly” and then laugh while making moves on the dance floor.

If you have no partner, alcohol is also a excellent friend!

dexa_scantron, in Weapons of Gas Production
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Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t wait for the Tankies to start flooding in with their mental gymnastics. Either that or they’ll just call you “evil liberal” lol.

Aleric,

I feel like the tankies have become the boogeymen of lemmy. I haven’t seen a real one in ages, just people talking about how they’re coming… Any day now…

MBM,

lemmy.world defederated from them, so that might be part of it

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Oh that’s because hexbear and lemmygrad got fucking defederated. Used to be worse before

meant2live218,

I think it’s due to lemmy.world defederating from some of the louder instances that I’ve seen way less content of that nature. Not 0 of it, but at least it’s not shouting over the top of every single post I see while browsing the All Communities list.

TimeNaan,

Ah, yes, us army is cool and awesome, not a weapon of global imperialism at all.

jozep,

I agree with you but one has to acknowledge the proficiency of the US Army. The sheer amount of equipment they have coupled to the good training and 1st class logistics makes it a force the Russian army would not be able to recon with.

Shit the Afghanistan war cost them $300 million per DAY for 20 years. No one else can do imperialism as good as the US Army.

SCB,

Ah, yes, us army is cool and awesome, not a weapon of global imperialism at all.

This but unironically.

TimeNaan,

It can only be unironic if you don’t understand history or geopolitics.

dexa_scantron,
@dexa_scantron@lemmy.world avatar

The US army is very good at logistics, which doesn’t make them cool. It does make them awesome in the literal sense, and unfortunately makes them a very effective tool of global imperialism.

Deiv,

Why would a Canadian say that?

misophist,

There are lots of tankies in the West. I interpreted the use of the Canadian flag in the comic to just indicate that it was one of those over-enthusiastic tankaboos rather than an actual Russian defending their own military strength. It could have just as easily been a US or Euro flag to get the point across. I don’t think it’s a commentary on Canadians specifically.

creditCrazy, in "Get out of my room, Helen!"
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Can someone explain why the op had to specify white. Like do black people call their parents by name normally?

GBU_28, (edited )

Apparently people think white kids do this but I never heard it growing up, so I guess it’s a generalization that my well informed but anecdotal experience doesn’t support

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

For me growing up in a very mono race state really does helped with making we completely oblivious to race stereotypes. Ether that or just everyone being too preoccupied with antique cars and maple syrup to care about race.

Hitsujikai, (edited )

I’m white, and my and my partner’s families mostly do this in jest or to quickly grab attention because “Meredith!” gets attention in public much faster than “Mom!” does lol I didn’t think it was only a white people thing.

Edit: just generalizing, but I think it might be the idea that a black person wouldn’t do this under any circumstances? Whereas it’s joked somewhat often (at least by my black friends) that white people can get away with more “insubordination” in their families compared to black people. That’s my theory but I’d love to hear other perspectives lol

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

maybe it’s a true story??? I don’t see the meme saying “all” anywhere. it’s a story about a black kid and a white kid. can we not do the “i dont see race!” thing? please?

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

The trope is your typical suburban, middle class white family are soft parents who let their kids get away with murder. You’ve seen the type - parents whose kids are on an absolute rampage and their response is to squat down and say, “Now Kayydenn, we don’t do that here.” The implication being that if the non-white kid did that their parents would beat the hell outta them.

NB: I’m whiter than Wonder bread and 35 and I still wouldn’t dare call my mother by her first name.

WashedOver,
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Then I think of the parents that throw their shoe/flip flop at a misbehaving kid. I don’t think first name reference would be used there either.

bdonvr,

la chancla

A_Very_Big_Fan,

whose kids are on an absolute rampage and their response is to squat down and say, “Now Kayydenn, we don’t do that here.”

Retail workers know this all too well. I have a regular customer at our store’s gas station that actually rewards her kid for this behavior, and the most punishment he gets is her sternly yelling “Keagan!!!”

He once took a squeegee out of the bucket and started splashing his mom, then after she wrestled it away from him he just went and got another and kept doing it. Then when she came back to the window to order her cigarettes, she gave him the change and said “let’s go, sweetie. :)” as she walked away, soaked in blue windshield cleaner. You can’t make this shit up.

Another time he pressed the emergency stop button at the window, which canceled all of the other customer’s orders. When she came up to the window for cigarettes, she said she hoped it wasn’t too much of a pain, and I informed her that refunding all of the discounts was, in fact, a huge pain. All she had to say for herself was “oh. sorry 😬” and then she bought him a Reese’s.

When she doesn’t let him out of the car, he will jump in the driver’s seat and lay on the horn. When she lets him out, he’ll toss the nozzles off of the pump, tear the napkins out of the dispensers, throw the squeegees into the road, knock over our cones, and play with whatever cleaning supplies he can find in our shed, which is unlocked now because he managed to break the lock. All while his mom is trailing behind him, cleaning up his messes half as fast as he can make new ones. At least she cleans everything up, but she is truly pathetic.

I’m genuinely curious how this kid is gonna turn out when he grows up.

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yeah. I firmly believe every single American should be forced to work either retail or food service for 1 year. Maybe it’ll teach them some goddamn empathy.

My worst was working for Best Buy. One Christmas someone’s hellspawn decided that if he didn’t get a new PlayStation he was going to knock over the DVDs. All of them. It was like a cartoon; he just sprinted down the aisle with his arm out cackling like a tiny Joker.

driving_crooner, in History memes. Fuck yeah.
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Mendel wanted to do his experiments with rats but the church didn’t gave him enough money and support so he had to use peas. Rats genetics are way more complex that peas and it would be hard for him to get to any meaningful results using them.

DoYouNot,

Source?

driving_crooner,
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Redjard,
@Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What does this have to do with what you said?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I used youtubetranscript.com/?v=NgGLFozNM2o and did a ctl+F for “Mendel,” and there’s nothing

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I remember learning about that in that video, if isn’t there then it could be in the podcast “History of philosophy without any gaps” but no idea in what episode.

BustinJiber, in *Crickets*

Yeah and you know what? Fuck that, I work hard on my stupid little comments, even check spelling and shit, so when I come back and what I see? 6 upvotes? That’s like twice as much than when I was still on reddit! Normally I would get one, from myself. So thank you very much, I appreciate it!

balderdash9,
ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I can tell you ate very good at comenting

Nurse_Robot,

I kin tall yew are vary good at commiting

Viking_Hippie, in Oh, is that so?
Klear, (edited )
hackris, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

You put paper filing and cash society on the “bad” list. It’s like it’s wrong for people without an internet connection or privacy conscious people to file stuff. “Pls use our brand-spanking new web UI that loads a shit ton of Javascript and steals your data on top of it!” Oh and cash society. No, why would anyone want to pay in a privacy-conscious way. Naw man, pay with a card…

Aux,

Oh, another fan of living in a stone age.

velvetThunder,

It’s a downgrade if you can’t choose the stone age way. And with things like physical cash that downgrade is pretty bad. I don’t want a record of the 15€ my friend gave me for stealing the bathroom key last time we were at McDonald’s.

Aux,

Cash is traceable for decades now. Don’t worry, everyone knows what you’re doing.

HelloHotel, (edited )
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With a way less harsh tone, I agree with your first point. Credit cards magical for the user but are full of deamons that they cant see just by using it. I’d prefer a cash only society to one where a private company controlls all access to money. Hybrid is alright but makes the situation maluable (in my country, because of the card, some compamies will make it hard or refuse to take legal tender).

“Pls use our brand-spanking new web UI that loads a shit ton of Javascript and steals your data on top of it!”

You derailed your point, biggest thing you can do right now is use ublock or noscript. Pull as much money as you need in cash and live off of it instead of using your card.

neutron, (edited )

It’s not about having the option, I love having alternatives. It’s about 90s ways being the only choice when they could have better options. E.g. You need to send a form. It’s already a pdf file, send it by email, right? No, it has to be physical mail… or fax if they have a number. Oh, and you have to stamp on it. No pdf. Multiply that by time constraints and local bureaucracy mixed in.

Emerald, in I've been robbed!

Image Transcription: Meme


I bought a new 2Tb SSD but it shows up as 1.8TB SSD

[An image of a classical art piece. The man in the image is wearing a hat and has a peculiar facial expression. One of his arms is on a table, palm facing up. The other arm is in the air, with the pointer finger touching the palm. Near that hand is the caption “Where’s my 0.2TB”]

Emerald,

This was surprisingly hard to describe

jdf038,

But you did awesome!

Zozano,
@Zozano@aussie.zone avatar

I was impressed, until I realised a person typed it. I’m still impressed, just not as much as I was before lol.

Kalkaline, (edited ) in F.A.S.T.
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

In case you didn’t know what a stroke looks like:

Face: asymmetrical, have them smile

Arms: one weaker than the other

Speech: slurred or unable to speak

Time: time is brain, the longer you wait, the more permanent the damage.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

time is brain

This gave me a stroke

Oszilloraptor, (edited )

It’s actually a quite common saying; because the most important factor is minimizing time to treatment. Every second a part of the brain dies. After a few minutes there will be significant permanent brain loss. (according to some sources on average around 2 Million brain cells per minute)

Thats also why STEMO exist. They’re special ambulances with a CT and teleradiologocal appliances (meaning the supporting radiologist is not necessarily onboard but joins remote) and medication and specialized stroke-medics. Because a regular ambulance will cost the patient too much time - and to much (living) brain matter

Ranvier, (edited )

Have them smile is very key for the face one. Faces aren’t perfectly symmetric. People often use the phrase facial droop which is a somewhat misleading phrase. Older individuals with looser skin and wrinkles there may be a “droop” but not otherwise. It’s really the lack of activation of the lower facial muscles on one side that helps you tell. Facial muscles help move the side of your mouth both up and down, and they both get weak in a stroke affecting the face. So unless someone has a lot of loose skin it’ll probably just look kind of flat. So again, have them smile, the inability to elevate the corner of the mouth or decreased ability to do so is key.

There’s also a lot of misleading graphics out there with upper facial weakness too, like inability to close the eye. That can happen with certain strokes, but it’s much more common for only the lower face muscles to be weak, with the eye and forehead muscles being fine.

Here’s a good example of what it’ll usually look like irl:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/5a29d1d1-2cdf-4d9e-9481-b3ad4c21310b.jpeg

This is someone trying to smile, the side affected by the stroke would be the person’s right side (left side of the picture), not the side that’s “drooping” that’s actually the normal side.

AceFuzzLord,

I had a pharmacist that also include BE as well. Balance problems and Eye changes.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Fuckn UAE government
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I mean they’re literally doing it just to show that they don’t have to care.

aluminium, (edited ) in I feel like his character's catchphrase would be irritating

Bro is the 10th TF2 class

ShadowRam,

Yeah, them TF2 Solider Boots for sure.

Maultasche,

Meet the Dickhead

teft, in How I tell my friends I'm on Lemmy
@teft@startrek.website avatar

You’ve got Aunt Irma visiting?

urda,
@urda@lebowski.social avatar

… you think the carpet pissers did this?

vlad76,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

No! I’m a man! You’re a man! We’re men! pounds on chest like gorilla

rimjob_rainer, in Compulsion

Just use 24h like an adult, bro.

GhostMatter,

A decade and a half ago, I couldn’t even find a 24h alarm clock in Québec, Canada. I had to order one online. Even though I’d been using 24h time all my life. Thank you, anglophone neighbours.

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