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balderdash9, in Can't outsmart your teacher

Since COVID students do not give a fuck. They used to hide it, now they get offended when you tell them to put their phone away.

bleistift2,

Adolescents don’t like being told what to do? I’m shocked!

Duranie,

Or adults!

I used to teach massage at a vocational school, and for multiple reasons had a “no phones” policy on the classroom (distraction, exposed body parts, and others.) I could have ignored it during lectures except that the overlap of students on their phone and the ones asking to re-explain information or just lost as to what they’re supposed to be doing was nearly perfect.

ZzyzxRoad,

I truly don’t understand the college students who are paying insane tuition to be there to get a degree and they couldn’t care less. I don’t know if their parents are forcing them to go to college or what.

Blahaj_Blast,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve heard the same from a university professor.

I think his wording was pretty close to “their ‘don’t give a shit’ factor is through the roof”

Honestly, similar with my work too. Covid seemed to amplify the idea for lots of people that ‘they don’t give a shit about you’ so people just stopped killing themselves trying so hard.

lugal,

I don’t have the comparison but before covid people were doing all kind of stuff on their laptops in university. I remember a guy who watched star trek during a lecture and said “the lecture is being recorded, I can watch it later”. Then he watched that lecture during a lecture that wasn’t recorded.

BradleyUffner, (edited )

My fiance is a professor and things I’ve heard about the last few years blow my mind. It’s not so much what they are doing exactly, but how shocked and offended they get if she asks them to stop.

cybersandwich,

My mom is a professor and the shit she tells me about her students is insane. I overheard a call she was having with a student and basically the student was offended that simply scheduling a call wasnt enough to unfail her paper. Basically "I called you to talk about it so I didn’t fail, right?

Or the fact that they expect to be able to just turn in things whenever they want irrespective of a deadline…and then get offended when told their paper either won’t be accepted at all or docked for each day late it was.

FoxyFerengi, (edited )

I’m a peer tutor (and also about fifteen years older than my “peers”), the sheer number of students that have scheduled appointments with me and then not shown up blows my mind. I even had one beg me to schedule with her on my off day, so I agreed, knowing she’s going to fail without someone to help her. And then she didn’t show up, or bother to text me that she wasn’t going to lol

It’s just one of those things that makes me wonder if it’s a generation gap, or if it’s specifically “covid teens” that have this behavior.

Cjwii, (edited )

Honestly even in a professional setting it’s gotten so much worse. Been in meetings with VPs directors, c line, everyone has their phones out testing and emailing away during the meeting not even caring

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

As a software dev, this has always been a thing in the industry. Very rarely is our attention needed, and we are mostly there to fill seats and answer a handful of questions.

Sometimes our full attention is needed, but we generally know about those beforehand. For the rest, we continue to test, write code, answer communications, etc.

SpaceCadet, in Free money
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

The trouble is that my workload doesn’t decrease with an amount equivalent to the outage time. I still have the same tasks to accomplish, so if the network is down for half a day, it just means I have half a day less to get my work done and meet my deadlines.

hemko,

Yeah basically this. It’s not half a day off, it’s a half a day work that needs to be done later anyways

Mrduckrocks, in I've earned it

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

rockerface,
ohlaph,

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

Obi, (edited )
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.

umbraroze, in grandma's house
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

The difference between wolves and dogs: wolves eat the grandma, dogs eat everything else in the house except the grandma

bingbong, in Did someone say history memes?

Oh look, a gen 1 plumbus

SkyeStarfall, in Help what do I do next

Congrats! You successfully flirted! This is how flirting works.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Now if only the majority of the population agreed on what flirting is.

SkyeStarfall, (edited )

Well, it’s not exactly an objective thing, but the most concise way I’ve heard it described is “plausible deniability”. It’s always just a joke until… it isn’t.

Flirting is mainly about showing interest but also always giving the other person a graceful out. It’s asking out without asking out, so nobody has to actively reject the other, but instead can just stop responding.

Also, flirting is fun! Just have fun with it.

Jackthelad, in Long COVID really sucks

I’ve been having random chest pain from anxiety for about 15 years.

Welcome to the club that no one wants to be in!

mihnt,
@mihnt@lemmy.world avatar

Oh the best thing is when you have GERD and it mimics anxiety symptoms and then you have an anxiety attack because of it.

xusontha, in I've got another puzzle for you

oompa loompa doopity doo

they signed the consent form, and so did you

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Consent forms don’t protect you from negligence though.

They also don’t protect you from criminal charges which Wonka definitely has many of by the end of it.

VulKendov,

I think you mean a liability waiver

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Go ahead and try to rhyme that, I’ll wait.

WillFord27,

You signed a liability waiver, now you pay for your behavior

1847953620,

what a way to be a good neighbor

dalekcaan,

Mr. Rodgers? What are you doing in the taffy puller?

quindraco, (edited )

Oompa loompa

doopity daver

They signed the

Liability waiver

Oompa loompa

doopity date

You signed too

So it’s far too late

vithigar,

Pretty easy given that the Oopma Loompas literally just throw in nonsense words to make rhymes. The real issue is that it’s so many syllables that it would occupy almost an entire line of the song on its own.

xusontha,
FranklinsBeard, in something to look forward to?
@FranklinsBeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is the most painful thing I’ve ever looked at

afraid_of_zombies,

I once saw a kid after throwing up have a nose bleed and had to encourage her to blow out the bloody puke.

Decoy321, in The art of saying nothing

Nonsense, we’re contributing to the conversation by confirming that we’re listening.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

This. Too many times people want to turn the conversation to themselves, when a lot of the time it is better to actively listen and/or let the talker vent.

Azuth,

I’ve had some "oof"s hit harder for me than full conversations. Sometimes you just need to know the boys feel for you even if they’re not saying anything.

AnarchoSnowPlow, in Some days are better than others

It’s almost like an economic system that purports itself as a fair system that rewards hard work regularly reveals itself to be arbitrary and rewards those that already have more often than not.

curiousaur,

The system rewards value. The core piece that seems unfair is that anything digital in infinitly duplicatible.

If I make furniture, and it takes me a week to make a dresser, then I can sell one dresser a week. If I’m a programmer, and it takes me one year to make a game, I can sell infinity games a week. Same with video content.

Wereduck,

The system rewards ownership, and owners sometimes are forced to distribute some value back to the creators of value to get that reward. Sometimes owners are forced to or benefit from sharing some ownership (like in the case of IP on YouTube).

It’s not unique to software, though the potential to infinitely copy software makes the relationship starker. For example owning a parcel of land is similar to owning a peice of IP, in that the creation/purchase potentially happens once, and rent can be extracted over time from everyone who utilizes it. The number of renters you can fit on a peice of software is theoretically infinite, but in practice limited by the number of potential customers, the availability of their attention, and your distribution Infrastructure, while the number of renters you can fit on a parcel of land is limited by its size and the structures on it.

Note that most owners did not personally create and do not personally develop what they own. Most software is not owned by programmers (who often make good money, but nowhere near the rent that is extracted from that software), and most homes are not owned by builders (who sometimes can’t afford the homes they build). It’s ownership which is primarily rewarded, and which spawns most further ownership.

LemmyKnowsBest, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

I lived in South Korea for a while and I met a South Korean young lady who had learned English from an Australian teacher. This Korean girl had the most beautiful Australian accent with a hint of Korean. She was very talkative, Asian people get excited when they meet english-speakers so they can practice speaking English with us. So she talked a lot. It was a beautiful culture medley.

ivanafterall, in Father's fettucine?
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

There's vomit on his sweater, he's chokey
Grandma's gnocchi

So close.

There's vomit on his sweater, cannoli
And dad's ravioli

Colder...

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

There’s vomit on the sweater he’s got on - Uncle’s Udon.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

There's vomit on his sweater, it's green
Brother's baked beans

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

There's vomit on his sweater, from baloney.
And 2 coneys

genoxidedev1,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

There's vomit.

L plus mid

theedqueen, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

This was Once Upon A Time on ABC. Could’ve been a really good show, but it was basically fanfiction written by a middle schooler.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

After seeing all the weird ads in malls and on random food, I decided to read the wiki about this show. Sounds like a really really good premise!

But the moment I watched a random trailer… Yikes. Bad execution.

Dagwood222,

‘Fables’ was a comic book that was the first to use the idea of characters from fairy tales living in the modern era. When people realized that everything was already public domaine we got two shows, neither as good as the comic.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Two shows?

zipzoopaboop,

Wolf among Us was great though

esc27,

It was created by some of the same people who made Lost. Both shows relied heavily on flashbacks to make the shows seem more planned out. Both relied on inconsistent mythologies to fake worldbuilding.

GraniteM,

How many times can you use amnesia in a show with seven seasons? How many times can you reveal that Character A is secretly related to Character B? How many times can someone get killed but then miraculously get better? How many times can you introduce absolutely world-breaking plot devices, only to forget about them immediately?

The answer for all of the above, for Once Upon a Time, is THERE’S NO FUCKING UPPER LIMIT.

It did have this absolutely fantastic exchange though…

Grumpy: We’re all going to go hang out with Happy.

Snow White: Didn’t he get turned into a tree?

Grumpy: Yeah, but we fixed that months ago! We do things when you’re not around!

…for which I’ll almost forgive all the rest.

DigitalTraveler42, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

This first Suicide Squad was hot garbage, the second was awesome.

Odo,

The Extended Cut version of the first movie is actually an okay time. It boggles the mind anyone would think it’s a good idea to pull every bit of backstory and subplot and give us the mess of a theatrical version we got.

Strawberry,

I didn’t know there was an extended cut. I’m so intrigued now, given that a huge issue with the theatrical version was its editing

DigitalTraveler42,

There’s always a Snyder cut…

Potatos_are_not_friends,

The second one should have just been called something else.

Every DC fan I knew had such a bad taste in their mouth for that Will Smith Suicide Squad.

DigitalTraveler42,

That’s the beauty of the Suicide Squad, they die or escape or there are other teams, so they can wipe out the whole cast without hesitation because it fits into the plot constraints.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Will Smith’s compulsive need to never be the bad guy didn’t help.

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