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Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in I think dancing just isn't for me
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If there’s one place you probably won’t be the worst dancer it’s a wedding. Especially if Grandma’s had two glasses of champagne

Empricorn,

You are wrong. Somebody has to be the worst dancer, and it’s me. Went to a wedding earlier this year and it was lovely and enjoyable until it was dancing time. Tried to avoid participating, but family was persistent so I finally stood up, reluctantly. It was awful and I was fully self-conscious to an extreme degree, even after some drinks and edibles. I nearly cringed my eyeballs the wrong direction. Dancing is me at my most socially awkward, 0/10 would not recommended…

fastandcurious, in Besides, I didn't get any

So fucking true, a lot people take so much pride in not getting enough sleep it is scary, and then they actually start judging if you sleep more than 6 hours

scottyjoe9,

I lean into it. “Oh you only slept for 20 mins? I feel great, I got a full 8 hours. I don’t even drink caffeine because I sleep so well”.

idunnololz,
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You drink coffee because you feel tired without it.

I drink coffee because I love the taste.

We are not the same.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in It's a curse
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I was once the highest ranked player of Shootmania in California.

Nevermind that I was also the only player in California at the time.

Hadriscus, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

a little while ago a kid and I talked lenghthily on Rocket League. We hit it off pretty good in-game, good team. He vented about one issue and it led us into a conversation about neurodivergence. I hope he’s alright

ExtraMedicated,

And I always got stuck with the kid singing along to the shitty music he’s playing at full volume in the background.

Hadriscus,

lol I never got that one. But then again I never got the rpg milf either, heh

dlok, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

I remember talking to a woman on the internet back in my teens (14-15 ISH) who I considered ancient

I’m now that age lol

Chriswild,

Remember to schedule a colonoscopy grandpa

dlok,

Appreciate it grandson

lugal, in Can't outsmart your teacher

Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don’t worry, he will never suspect anything

Kolanaki, in California in a nutshell
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I live in the god damn meth section. The very heart of it! Methdesto! 😭

MacNCheezus,
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apprehentice, in The rage is real

If you install the right tools, even Windows can’t stop you. If all else fails, get a terminal as TrustedInstaller and lay waste to your system.

Honytawk,

You don’t need additional tools, all of that is baked into Windows.

It is just a little hidden because they don’t want non-tech users to accidentally delete system files.

SorryQuick,

Been a while since I touched windows but from what I remember, anything you modify/delete as TrustedInstaller gets reverted back every update.

spudwart,
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The Windows Way, changing all preferences back to default after an update.

“Use Edge or else.”

Now I use Linux, or else.

Hupf, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.
fiah,
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the other two have their merits even if they completely lack the magic of the first

0ops,

I watch the first one, then I watch the action scenes from the sequels on YouTube

gamermanh, in What a feeling
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Guy doing checkout at the grocery store the other day finishes scanning my stuff, stops for a second and says:

“You know that movie Bullet Train? With Brad Pitt? You look like him in that right now”

I kinda see where he’s coming from (not really) but I’m not ever gonna forget that shit

SportingChap, in I order takeaway to hide my shame.

I see Rich; I upvote.

100_percent_a_bot,

That is clearly Mr. Plinkett

SportingChap,

I’m such a hack fraud.

pleb_maximus,

Of course, international superstar Rich Evans has that effect on people. None can stop themselves when seeing him.

finthechat,
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It's Dick, the birthday boy

LastYearsPumpkin,

You seem to have added a comma, that changes the whole meaning.

sarcasticsunrise,

I’m the same, cause well… it’s about family

ZMonster,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N,
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Is upvoting because Rich replacing upvoting because good meme?

The_Picard_Maneuver, in idontwanna
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It’s eat right and exercise isn’t it? It’s always eat right and exercise…

768,

Don’t forget social activities…

ivanafterall,
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I have none to forget.

768,

Aww, that sounds nice.

ivanafterall,
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mapiki,

And sleep.

Swedneck,
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thing is though, eating well and exercising shouldn’t really be a big deal, and people who make it such are kinda actively killing people…

it basically just boils down to glancing at nutrition labels for things you eat and if you notice it says 5 billion calories per 100g then maybe reconsider eating it, and not driving everywhere.

RQG,
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I always argued most people know how to live healthy. That doesn’t make doing so in our current lives any easier though.

Swedneck,
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idk, i went from chugging coca cola and eating fast food almost every day, to only drinking sugar free soda with meals and most food being home cooked, and it honestly wasn’t that big of a change. Same thing goes for getting more exercise, most people can absolutely ditch the car most of the time and instead ride a bike.

I think it largely boils down to knowledge, people have completely wacky views on what is healthy and not, they never learned to cook for themselves, they don’t understand that a diet change has to be sustainable (crash diets don’t work and make you feel terrible), and they haven’t learned how to change habits like what you eat.

The upshot of it being a lack of knowledge is that we can just… inform people about it.
If home ed. and PE classes were improved kids wouldn’t grow up to view exercise as some miserable thing, they’d know how to cook tasty yet easy meals and thus have less reason to turn to junk food, and if we had information campaigns about the fact that electric bicycles exist we could get tons of people out of cars and onto bikes where they get some actual exercise and fresh air.

Ratulf, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

As a German -Homer disappears in hedge

Johanno, (edited )

We only have a bit of the first panel (technology wise) and all of the bottom one

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

I take pity on Japan as the only nation on Earth to fully internalize grind culture as their source of existential meaning to an even more toxic degree than the United States.

If they didn’t exist, I probably would deem such a thing unsustainably improbable, but there it is.

To be clear, I’m not referring to places where the poor are exploited to work even longer hours at more physically brutal jobs for basic survival, I’m talking about self proclaimed “developed” nations whose citizens are indoctrinated to proudly jump into the productivity volcano as some kind of honor/life’s purpose/sense of identity in itself, and who wouldn’t have it any other way.

Zehzin, (edited )
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South Korea is more the first case than the second, no?

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

Completely fair.

That said, when there was a proposal to increase standard work hours in South Korea recently, the people rejected it loudly. There is a desire in SK by many to achieve work life balance, which would be something of a slur in Japan.

Everything I’ve ever seen of Japanese culture would indicate so much as speaking against something like that would get you ostracized by the vast majority.

embed_me,
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I’m not from the original “developed” nations but imo occupation is a pretty big factor in one’s identity.

teft, in Please wear a mask
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The mouth of Sauron has a family. How cute.

lurch,

Looks like he married Mileena from Mortal Kombat 😀

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