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irish_link, in I miss pre-covid news...

I remember this but never knew the extent of it.

The CBS article says it originally happened because some person wasn’t allowed to bring their dog to work at city hall.

This sounds like a 6 year old crying and saying “if I can’t have this, then THEY CANT HAVE THAT!!”

Grow up.

MotoAsh,

I mean, hypocrisy is something worth pushing back against, but only a jerk of a fool chooses to create more injustice as a response.

Pacmanlives,

I mean if cats are allowed they should allow dogs as well. I am also highly allergic to cats and break out in hives and a rash if I am around them to much. Got no problem with both

irish_link,

Right, I think you misunderstood. A person wasn’t able to take their dog with them to work at City Hall. In retaliation they wanted the cat gone from the Library.

Two different buildings.

irish_link,

Right, I think you misunderstood. A person wasn’t able to take their dog with them to work at City Hall. In retaliation they wanted the cat gone from the Library.

Two different buildings.

urfavlaura, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

welcome to crapitalism

time_fo_that, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

I had a “gf” in Runescape when I was 12. She was like 30, and married or had a boyfriend.

Shit was wild back then. I’m also gay so this didn’t make much sense for me anyways 😂

Anticorp,

That’s actually perfect, since that 30 year old woman was probably a man.

Suburbanl3g3nd,

And he was probably over 40 I’d bet, too.

xantoxis, (edited ) in The future is now

That we have the technology to make a paper towel dispenser that works well, and that we don’t do that very much because it’s cheaper to make one that works poorly, are not incompatible.

When we get mass market flying cars, we’ll get incredibly shitty flying cars that crash all the time, about a week later.

schmidtster,

Or people are putting in too low quality of paper into the machine. The paper has to be strong enough to active the mechanism, they already say two hands since one usually rips before being able to pull it down.

EmoBean,

“We are highly aware that the springs in our machine are too strong, thus causing disfunction of the machine. We will not change our design. We already paid for 300.000 springs, so fuck you, buy better paper.”

schmidtster,

And then the weaker springs don’t have the force required to cut paper that is adequate to dry your hands.

shasta,

They could actually put a blade in it to cut the paper like scissors

schmidtster,

What do you think the springs are activating?

Wogi, in Is your life on track?

Hol up.

Those tracks are fucked, and no one would fault you for falling from them. Staying in track when those are the tracks is a fucking accomplishment. Be proud.

Vinny_93,

Ho wow. That’s pretty good

joyjoy, in Free money

Unless you work in a data center.

youCanCallMeDragon, in I sure hope I can keep up!
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“Fast paced environment” on job applications means 60+ hour work weeks

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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With no attempt to measure or manage an employee’s workload.

massive_bereavement,
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Fast paced means ad-hoc requests, constant changes and no roadmap whatsoever.

rckclmbr,

Tbh yes it does. I actually like that though.

massive_bereavement,
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Sorry, I didn't want to kink-shame anyone.

rckclmbr,

Lol

kevlar21, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.

Current cancer treatments including radiotherapy and chemotherapy can cause secondary cancers too.

Broken_Monitor,

They sure do. That takes 10-20 years and in the meantime many patients experience an increased quality of life rather than a horrible death. I hope someday we develop a better method and I expect that doctors of the future will view this practice as barbaric, but at the moment it’s the best we got and better than nothing.

toomanypancakes, in It never gets old
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I immediately sent this to my husband, this is perfect

Parellius, in What a feeling

I was at a random hotel in London for work and was wearing a pretty nice suit. There was a mirrored column near the door and nobody about so I was adjusting my jacket since I’d been wearing a backback. The girl who worked behind the reception (probably 23 and quite attractive, I’m 36) walked past and said “Hey, you look really good.”

Absolutely made my day and I even excitedly told my girlfriend when I got home. It was possibly the only unprompted compliment from a stranger I’ve ever received.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Personal space
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We have single person benches in my city not because people don’t want to sit next to each other, but so homeless people can’t sleep on them.

Pregnenolone, in We don't accept insurance

*then

GrammatonCleric,
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THANK YOU, that was starting to itch

RQG,
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The English lesson will be $3000. We’re even now doc.

Echo5,

I just view the misspelling as making the meme funnier by making it crappier

Caesium, in toilet humour

I close the lid because otherwise my cat will drink out of the toilet

JustZ, in Second Cousins

It’s easy. This is the chart they give every student in law school:

…lib.tx.us/…/family_relationship_chart.pdf

shalafi,

That’s amazing! I’m 52 and from a small family and this stuff has always confused me.

JustZ,

That’s how I felt when I first saw this too. Glad it helps.

PP_BOY_,
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You just taught me something in five minutes that I’ve never been able to learn in almost three decades.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
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2070 seems like a stretch.

SkyezOpen,

I saw a truck like this last week. The hood must’ve been over 5ft high. Absolutely ridiculous.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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A real stretched grill, so to speak.

JoShmoe,

I refuse to believe that these vehicles are not already plaguing our roads.

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