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FunkyMonk, in Is nothing sacred?

I heard Pepsi bought it and that is when they started using scop instead of sugar. Plastic instead of glass. Fuck Megacorps.

FrostKing, (edited ) in Where's my cooking show already?

Seriously though, people way over gate-keep cooking. It’s not hard to get into, at all. Just practice, and don’t feel bad about following recipes to a tee. Even once you get better, there’s nothing saying you have to create your own recipes. If you enjoy the process of cooking but not the rest, fuck putting limitations on something as simple as making food and do your own thing

someguy3, in Help what do I do next

Send her this.

sweetcuppincakes,

Do not do that

Sabre363,
iamnotdave, in I've been robbed!

Taxes

DavidGarcia,

government filling up a secret section of every factory-fresh hard drive with CSM and terrorist material in case they ever want to lock you away

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

yes officer thats what happened

Aleric, in Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt?

It’s annoying and I feel the same way, but this video is worth a watch. Everything is a remix. There’s a good chance the music from your youth being remixed was actually to some extent a remix itself.

piped.video/watch?v=X9RYuvPCQUA

foggy,

Can here to post this.

10 years old and still a gem of cultural truth.

Literally showed my gf part 1 last night.

Aleric,

Oh shit, it is that old! This whole getting older thing is wild.

guriinii, in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

People shit for 45 mins?

new_guy,

I know right?

This shit (literally) will give you hemorrhoids

Octopus1348, (edited )

It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.

lobut,

I just can’t. I think I need to switch my diet up or something. Even when I was doing pure veggie shakes it’s been a chore.

maldivirdragonwitch,
@maldivirdragonwitch@lemmy.world avatar

Eating salad with seeds (especially lax seeds) with every big meal has helped me tremendously. So has eating soup every second/third day. … Although, so has cutting coffee and cigarettes and switching to tea. 😁

It’s a process. Try different stuff, see how your gut reacts, maybe you don’t have to change as much as you think.

MyDearWatson616, in To all the people complaining about content on Lemmy

What the hell am I supposed to post? Where do you think I get content?

Valeena,
@Valeena@lemmings.world avatar

Same thing here: as much as I wouldn’t mind to post, I just don’t know what !!

Pirky,
@Pirky@lemmy.world avatar

Find anything, really. Look at your interests and hobbies and share your experiences with those.

I’m sharing photos I take in multiple communities: cats, aww, toads, birding, etc. I also periodically comment in the communities I’m subbed to so others have things to reply to.

Be the change you want to see in your community.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You are suppose to post about future Oscar winning movie, Barbie, silly!

JohnDClay, in Whatever, I'll use it and abuse it.

But OLED dark mode looks so much better!

AllonzeeLV, in This is an outrageous demand.

Fyi, anyone can just purchase a Men’s hoodie.

PunnyName,

But it doesn’t have the smell of your loved one.

cantstopthesignal,

They do it for the thrill.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

And the smell

GreenMario,

Gross.

metaStatic,

it's not about the hoddie

Draegur,

But it won’t smell like him

Rakonat,

Believe me, I’ve tried. Not only did my ex steal my hoodies, but some of her friends also stole my hoodies and my ex was seemingly okay with that.

I understand to a point why girls like to have guy’s clothing, but its no less infuriating when a significant chunk of your wardrobe seemingly disappears

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

What’s a men’s hoodie?

saltesc, in The art of saying nothing

This

LemmyFeed,

Oof

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh.

ErKaf, (edited ) in Shut. The fuck. Up.

Its called rhetorical question. Mate is just thinking loud.

I’m that friend and I’m really sorry. I cant control it. :(

Karyoplasma,

I have a friend like this too. I just stopped going to the movies with him because I want to stay friends.

ErKaf,

Well in cinemas I’m obviously silent because there are strangers. I just like to talk when watching movies together privatly.

I think its really nice when the movie is a total brainfuck to make theorys with friends. If you just want to sit there in total silence even in private situations you could just watch the movie alone.

Soggy,

So you can control it. And yes I usually just watch the movie alone.

ErKaf, (edited )

So you can control it.

Yea its called I-dont-want-a-fist-in-my-face-Syndrom. So it works in public.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Nah, that’s ok. When you “watch a movie” at home with a group of people, you are not really watching a movie. It just serves as background noise and as an easy fallback for someone that doesn’t want to participate in the conversation.

Kusimulkku,

I do this too, I’m thinking aloud. My girlfriend scolds me for “spoilers”, which is funny because I’m just guessing what is going to happen based on other stuff I’ve seen.

Not my fault writers are terribly unimaginative lol

TigrisMorte, in Just give me about 10%

The '80s would like to sell you their inversion boots.

LemmyInRedditSux,

The 80’s?? I still use my inversion boots I bought in 2006.

RedAggroBest,

Or just inversion tables, which are fucking amazing btw

Num10ck,

costco sells them

hemko,

Kinda table you strap your feet in, then turn head down?

RedAggroBest,

Yep! Teeter hangups was the brand with the old dude in the “I feel great!” Infomercials. Those things.

hemko,

I remember visiting some gym with school couple times that had one of those but it was (at least for kid) hard to get back up so we’d let a friend hang there for a minute or 2 longer than they’d prefer lmao

Kyrgizion, in Stay motivated

Sigh I’m already 40 and I haven’t impaled anyone yet :(

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Neither have I … however, my aging diseased body has recreated the experience of the pain for me

PsychedSy,

Makes you wanna hurt people less when you hurt constantly.

meliaesc,

You all need therapy wtf…

PsychedSy,

I do. But I have turned my self hatred into love for the rest of you fucks.

Imgonnatrythis,

Move to a red state, you won’t be able to resist the temptation.

bestusername, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

Remove the lettuce.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Add ranch

weariedfae, in Palworld vibes

Nobody makes enough Aladdin memes.

Ultragramps,
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