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ghostdoggtv, in Programming: The Horror Game

Not really visual anymore innit

ji17br,

Spotlight studio

xmunk, in ifn't

Still not as good as whence

fartsparkles,

Is this a reference to something because I’d love to read it if you have a time to share.

xx3rawr,

Woah. I did a quick google and it’s not just a meme, but actually used in some major lang’s libraries.

jjjalljs,

This is one of those “modern Google/search sucks” moments because I couldn’t immediately find examples of it in a programming language.

xx3rawr,

I actually used DDG and most I’ve seen, they’re just used as arguments for functions notably in C and Python

LeFrog, (edited )
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It is used in ksh korn shell to see what executable responds to a command:

superuser.com/a/351995

Edit: Oh, what a rabbit hole: Why not use “which”? What to use then?

SubArcticTundra, (edited )
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Legislation (which feels similar to programming languages sometimes) seems to have some keywords of its own. I remember seeing a lot of Whereas … and Having regard to ….

TankieTanuki, (edited ) in What you are according to you fav language

Can some nerd tell me what the rightmost two on the bottom row are?

Edit: Didn’t notice how old this post was.

sag,
@sag@lemy.lol avatar

Second last on bottom row is swift use to build mac or ios software.

PanArab, (edited ) in ifn't

This can’t be for real. I’ll stick with C11 thank you.

stardreamer,
@stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Here you dropped this:


<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">#define </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#795da3;">ifnt</span><span style="color:#323232;">(x) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">if </span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">!</span><span style="color:#323232;">(x))
</span>
casmael, (edited ) in Programming: The Horror Game

Yeah so you gotta buy the lumafly lantern before you go in that area

minyakcurry,

I never expected a Hollow Knight reference here

the_of_and_a_to, in ifn't

I like “unless” in Ruby

JPDev,

unlessn’t

Goun,

I’m sorry, I hate the “unless” so much

NotSteve_,

At one of my first jobs, I was tasked to rewrite a bunch of legacy Perl scripts in Python and the unless lines always made me trip up. I don’t know why but it really messed with my mental flow when reading Perl code

marcos,

The Perl version of it is even greater!

EnderMB,

I haven’t written any Ruby for years, but I still praise it in every conversation I have regarding programming languages. It’s basically a much simpler Python, with some design ideas that are both beautiful and deeply strange.

OskarAxolotl,

Ruby was designed to evoke joy and they absolutely succeeded. Usually, programming is mostly a means to an end to me. But using Ruby just feels so amazing, it’s almost impossible to even describe to somebody who has never used it before.

xia, in ifn't

“Help’s with readability”? You know what else helps? Not using contractions and introducing an unbalanced single quote.

bdonvr,

If they’d’nt’ve done that, it’d’ve been better. Agreed.

fsr1967,

TIHI

Cwilliams,

they’d’nt’ve

Aside: rip Tom Scott

survivalmachine,

This feels racist against Appalachia. We naturally speak with contractions and are commonly referred to as “unbalanced”.

frezik,

Runs havoc on parsing, too. It’s bad for both humans and robots. I say we ship it.

Mastershelf, in The Perfect Solution

TIL Python dictionaries allow trailing commas.

GBU_28,

List

dalegribble,

While there are not actually any trailing commas in the dictionaries present and you are correct to say the ones present are part of a list, you can also have trailing commas in Python dictionaries. OP might have researched “Python trailing commas” and learned that part.

Trailing commas are fantastic to reduce changed lines in git diffs. Makes life much better. Same thing with leading commas in SQL queries.

GBU_28,

Yeh

Ephera,

Yeah, I think, that’s only really JSON which is so pedantic about it…

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah…

sweats nervously in C

rimjob_rainer, (edited ) in ifn't

Why not just ifnot? Same count of characters but an o instead of a possibly problematic single quote.

KmlSlmk64,
@KmlSlmk64@lemmy.world avatar

If someone really wanted to add it, probably the best would be to use unless

JoshuaEN,

I really liked having unless in Ruby; a ! can be easy to miss, while unless made it clear without needing to write out != true.

HexAndSquare,

It’s also cool when you do unless(!condition). I particularly like this.

Ookami38,

I think it’s just capitalizing on a trend to add n’t to otherwise noy contractions, to make them into contractions. Contractionn’ts, if you will

Corbin, in The Perfect Solution

Don’t use OpenAI’s outdated tools. Also, don’t rely on prompt engineering to force the output to conform. Instead, use a local LLM and something like jsonformer or parserllm which can provably output well-formed/parseable text.

lledrtx,

Agree this is better but neither of them actually seem “provable” though?

Corbin,

I’ll be informal to boost your intuition. You know how a parser can reject invalid inputs? Parsers can be generated from grammars, so we can think of the grammars themselves as rejecting invalid inputs too. When we use a grammar for generation, every generated output will be a valid input when parsed, because the grammar can’t build any invalid sentences (by definition!)

For example, suppose we want to generate a JSON object. The grammar for JSON objects starts with an opening curly brace “{”. This means that every parser which accepts JSON objects (and rejects everything else) must start by accepting “{”. So, our generator must start by emitting a “{” as well. Since our language-modeling generators work over probability distributions, this can be accomplished by setting the probability of every token which doesn’t start with “{” to zero.

muntedcrocodile, (edited ) in ifn't
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

With ahit like that its not microsoft java its now microsoft javascript

ohlaph,

That’s Typescript…

cornshark, in DO NOT MERGE

Heh, a funny collision of terms.

The green Merged means that the pull request was submitted into the branch.

The DO NOT MERGE text is an instruction for automerger. Android is developed in a truly startling amount of related git branches. Automerger is the tool that propagates commits back and forth to make sure pull requests get to all flavours, versions and devices.

DO NOT MERGE tells Automerger not to propagate that pull request to newer versions of Android, i.e. it’s a fix for the currently released version that’s not relevant to the next development version of Android for whatever reason.

Also seen, although more rarely, is DO NOT MERGE ANYWHERE which tells Automerger not to propagate the pull request to any other branch other than where it was originally submitted, including branches for related products on the same version of Android.

leds,

Interesting, thanks for explaining. Like someone else was saying it is already in AOSP not introduced in lineage which makes sense since it is just a cherrypick

CodeMonkey,

Out of curiosity, any idea what automerger they use? I have always been on the lookout for one for hobby projects.

taanegl, in ifn't

I’m just hoping this paves the way to code with Southern dialect


<span style="color:#323232;">iffun is == true
</span><span style="color:#323232;">iffun ain't == false
</span>
timetravel,

May I introduce you to the joys of and creating your own horrible sub language

frezik, (edited )

That reminds me of an old paper about how to create a compilable C program out of old game ROMs. Decompile to assembly. Implement a bunch of #define statements that implement all the ASM statements. Now compile it to a native binary on whatever platform.

Won’t likely be faster or more accurate than regular emulation methods, but it’s a neat idea considering that the source code on all this stuff was lost a long time ago.

MagicShel, in ifn't

Reduce exclamation marks!? Great Scott!!! Is there a shortage of punctuation in the future!?

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

All known deposits were depleted

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You could have saved two, all you had to do was use the interrobang. You’re a monster.

fsr1967,

Kernighan, what was I thinking?

jaybone,

1.21GB!!!

sneaky_hecker, in DO NOT MERGE
@sneaky_hecker@lemmy.world avatar

Even if it was merged I’d be more concerned how on earth you have infinite Firefox tabs open

lone_faerie,

It’s when you have more than 99 tabs open

DreadPotato,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

What kind of psychopath has that many tabs open!?

CrypticCoffee,

I take personal offense to that. How do you not?

Kusimulkku,

I close all the tabs regularly. Bookmark for those that I need to save for longer than one session

DreadPotato, (edited )
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

I bookmark stuff I need at a later time, or will need again, and read the stuff I want to read now and close the tab when I’m done.

Daeraxa,

I got to that once, on mobile I’ve never worked out the rule for when FF opens a new tab vs opening a site in your current tab. They just kind of silently accumulate.

DreadPotato,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah it’s a bit weird with FF, I just purge open tabs for unnecessary tabs daily.

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s a setting to auto-close tabs after a certain amount of time.

DreadPotato,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

I like to be in control of what gets closed and when, so nothing gets closed before I bookmark it if need it.

mexicancartel,

“Oh no! What if I need it later”

~ me, more than 99 times

leds,

Yeah that’s the problem I have, started while ago. It opens a new tab instead switching to existing tab.

poplargrove, (edited )

I keep tabs open as a sort of “read page later” list. I never seem to get to reading them though.

DreadPotato,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

So do I, for a few days. If I haven’t read it by then, I’ll either bookmark for later or just close. I pretty much never have more than 10-15 active tabs ever.

ripcord,

As we know, scientists have not yet discovered any numbers past 99

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