My nephew joined the Marines, wanting to be in infantry. His recruiter spent months fixing his brain and convinced him to pursue avionics instead. Really smart kid and he’s finally understanding how he’s setting himself up well when he gets out. He’s still in B or C school or whatever it’s called.
I’ve been watching One Piece (the anime) for a couple of months now and, while I know that it’s shonen, watching the obviously badass female characters suddenly turn into sexy wimps is consistently disappointing.
Imagine being the first one to use a fresh porta potty. No smell, other than that blue chemical water down at the bottom. It’s so damn clean.
“Great!” you exclaim with excitement. So you sit down on that smooth dry toilet seat and, relaxing, a tremendous donker just falls right out of you.
The mass is too great. The distance. The speed and acceleration. It isn’t even a second of time, but you know. You know.
GaTHUNK
A cold blue kiss races towards the moon. A moon so relaxed the single crater yawns beckoningly wide. The kiss forms into a dull spear, racing towards the darkened maw. It enters beyond the shadow. Fully into the heavenly body. Cold meets heat.
You yelp in shock. There is cold artificially blue water deep in your butthole. The sudden tension passes and as your muscles relax again, some of that cold drains back down to earth. A light shower.
You were looking forward to this festival all year and you spend the entire time distractedly thinking in shame about how something so fortuitous turned to disaster in moments. You didn’t bring a change of underwear. Why would you?
This actually happened to me. I spent the whole day imagining how blue my ass was, too distracted to truly enjoy myself. Obviously I told everyone because I also thought it was funny but… UGH
alt textMeme: Leonardo Dicaprio and Cillian Murphy in Inception. Top panel: Leonardo says “There’s a dog behind you.” Middle panel: Cillian says “What does he look like?” Behind him there’s a dog (perhaps a sighthound) with narrowed eyes. Bottom panel: Leonardo narrows his eyes.
I mostly do everything on my phone and I’ve found cloudstream satisfies my needs with a surprisingly negligible amount of effort. Is there something very much like that but for audiobooks (and possibly ebooks)?
Risa randomly started showing up a lot in my feed this week and I’m better for it. That last one made me laugh out loud, which made my injured sides hurt
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What are some small things we should change about the human body?
Ripping off a post I just saw in the Isaac Arthur subreddit. Imagining we work out the technical ability. Examples they suggested were:...
Technically it's always the first in China until they get removed from the movie (startrek.website)
Back in my day (lemmy.zip)
The Netherlands (mander.xyz)
Sure Doesn't feel like one. (lemmy.ml)
This is just cruel (startrek.website)
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening (lemmy.world)
Roots of Mother Appalachia (mander.xyz)
cntraveler.com/…/appalachian-mountains-may-have-o…...
It's joever | Tachiyomi (tachiyomi.org)
Sucks…...
I've made a terrible mistake (startrek.website)
Difficult Terrain (lemmy.sdf.org)
Poseidon why (lemmy.world)
What's your warp slogan? (lemmy.ca)
In light of what other’s have been memeing … it made me think....
Dog (cdn.masto.host)
alt textMeme: Leonardo Dicaprio and Cillian Murphy in Inception. Top panel: Leonardo says “There’s a dog behind you.” Middle panel: Cillian says “What does he look like?” Behind him there’s a dog (perhaps a sighthound) with narrowed eyes. Bottom panel: Leonardo narrows his eyes.
Cloudstream equivalent for audiobooks?
I mostly do everything on my phone and I’ve found cloudstream satisfies my needs with a surprisingly negligible amount of effort. Is there something very much like that but for audiobooks (and possibly ebooks)?
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Love hurts (lemmy.stuart.fun)
She legitimately said “he seemed well adjusted.” After telling me he looked a lot like me 15 years ago.
start em young, i say. (mander.xyz)
Asking mathematicians about their proofs (sh.itjust.works)