Agent641

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Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

Agent641,

Motherf

Agent641, (edited )

We’ve had one virus scan, yes, but what about second virus scan?

Agent641,

Based breakup

Agent641, (edited )

How I look at my own posts on reddit from 10 yrs ago

Agent641, (edited )

Its gonna be some stupid number, like 1.0777655678 skeletons per adult, on average. Even considering twins and triplets and quad amputees

Agent641,

I miss my mum so much. She’s not dead I just haven’t seen her all day.

Agent641,

The first rule of reuniting mysterious ancient artefacts is do not reunite the mysterious ancient artefacts!

Agent641,

The real monsters were the friends we made along the way

Agent641, (edited )

Same. My folks never eat leftovers. I patrol the fridge each day and assemble a cast of weird and wonderful characters to have for lunch at work.

Agent641,

Who would win:

  • A billion, billion unfathomably massive fusion reactions
  • Some steamy bois ☁️🌥
Agent641,

I lost twelve gravel and a teaspoon of sand this week.

Agent641,

FAA if you’re lucky. If youre unlucky, the baloon police are an F-16 with a sidewinder

Agent641,

This is how I feel

Agent641,

Arent they actually dolphins?

Agent641,

Jungle is the absolute worst place for preserving an ancient city.

Agent641,

Meathome

Me at balls

Agent641,

Omg yes, unless you zoom in, the sheep just looks like a dude

Agent641, (edited )

The CIA secretly discovered and then raised from the seabed fragments of a lost soviet submarine in the 60s, in order to obtain soviet nuclear secrets and warheads. Some bodies were recovered with the wreckage.

Even though it was a super secret operation and the middle of the cold war, the CIA put together a respectful and moving funeral ceremony for the soviet submariners onboard the recovery ship, and they were then buried at sea. The ceremony was filmed and later, after it was declassified, the ceremony was shared with the soviet leadership and the known families of the submariners.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypyBdVZhU

Agent641,

Why do you think girls are yucky?

Agent641, (edited )

But I don’t think girls are yucky either, on the contrary I’m actually a huge fan. I’m not sure I understand what you’re getting at.

Agent641,

Thats quite CIS-gendered of you. Im not sure if Lemmy is the apropriate place for your heteronormative microaggression

Agent641,

Which stereotypes are you describing?

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