AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

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AlligatorBlizzard, (edited )

I’m like 95% sure I’ve seen that somewhere around Orlando, and the sign looks like a Turnpike sign, but the turnpike doesn’t go to Tampa unless you go turnpike to I-4…

EDIT: there’s a less crunchy image on Reddit, apparently FDOT posted it to Twitter. That is definitely a Florida Turnpike sign (sorry for linking to Reddit)

EDIT 2: Found the original tweet via wayback machine, which was deleted by FDOT (gee, I wonder why?) and it’s somewhere in Palm Beach County (Lyons Road to the Turnpike), not Orlando.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I took a year of French in middle school. My class learned this song, it’s brutal, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Yes, the terrorists are going to attack Arnolds Park, because they hate our freedoms and our crooked house!

AlligatorBlizzard,

commagazine

Kbin is great, but magazine is the worse term… but I’d take it over whatever Brangelina ass name you just came up with, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

This is how I found out Kissinger finally died. Hell yes.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’d forgotten that was a thing. :/

Also, I’m on mobile. That link was either a rick roll or Sandy Cheeks porn. Either way, why did I click that link?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Not sure about the actor in the pic, but whoever took it would definitely be fired and put on a do not rehire list if they figured out who it was because they pretty explicitly tell you during Traditions to not ruin the “magic” for other people (and it leads to some weird language games to not break their quasi kayfabe), but I think I agree with whoever said this was not Disney, that costume looks sus.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

AlligatorBlizzard,

Oh, hey, my grandmother made one or two of those! If you have a reason to use a doorstop they’re pretty good at that, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’m pre ordering Haunted Chocolatier if that’s an option, I’m sure even if it’s not amazing it’s still going to be pretty good.

AlligatorBlizzard,

NASCAR started off as a bunch of bootleggers running from the cops, they’re just returning to their roots!

AlligatorBlizzard,

I did, AND because my city does ranked choice voting, I got to pick someone for my first choice that I actually like. She probably won’t win, but it’s not dangerous for me to vote for her!

AlligatorBlizzard,

Is Yesteryear the one with Spock’s parents? A friend of mine sat me down and insisted I watch it and yeah it’s excellent.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Until entropy ‘finders keepers’ that petrol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

There is actually a marshmallow plant where the gelatinous treat gets it’s name, but the modern white blobs usually don’t contain the plant of the same name.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Wasn’t there also a board game store? I hope the pandemic didn’t kill that off.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I drank a lot of sweet tea and mountain dew in high school and occasionally coffee, then switched to energy drinks in college. Until I did the math on the energy drinks and bought a Keurig, which is convenient enough that I stopped my daily energy drink habit and saved a ton of money. Are there cheaper ways to get caffeine? Yes. Will my sleep disordered ass use any of them? No.

AlligatorBlizzard,

sigh

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I’ve worked retail too long.

AlligatorBlizzard,

A friend of mine had the funniest lost in transit story - they’ve got genetic joint issues among other things, and they needed a pair of crutches with forearm rests. Turns out the only manufacturer of those still left is based out of South Africa, so they contacted the company and arranged for a set to be shipped over to the US (and it was still cheaper than it would have been through insurance). They got an email from the company and it turns out the shipment to the port got hijacked. The apologetic representative from the company drove a set down to the port and my friend got their crutches a couple weeks later and a funny story out of it. And probably the other set of crutches eventually got to someone else who needed them, so win win, lol.

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