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ArbitraryValue, to memes in And now I'm concerned

So drinking a real-world cow’s milk is ok, but drinking a Zootopia cow’s milk would not be ok because… the Zootopia cow is presumably a full member of society who earns a living by consensually being milked?

ArbitraryValue, to science_memes in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME

I don’t see anything impractical about the one that’s just an ordinary ammonite but with spikes.

ArbitraryValue, to lemmyshitpost in But I eat when I'm sad

this is just sad

Just as planned.

ArbitraryValue, to memes in The system is broken

Did you know that you can be a landlord too, even if you can’t afford a whole house? There’s such a thing as a REIT (real estate investment trust) where you can buy shares in a company that owns and rents out real estate and sends you your share of the profits while you don’t have to do anything except give up the option to invest that money somewhere else, which is actually really important.

I don’t expect everyone here to be able to invest in the stock market; my point is that there are easy ways for even middle-class people to obtain income from rent and yet most of them aren’t doing that because other types of investments are usually better for them. Being a landlord is not some unique source of money for nothing; it’s one of many ways to invest your money in a productive asset and usually not the best one.

ArbitraryValue, to comicstrips in I can cook at least

For some reason I get ads promising ugly women. Does that mean I’m hot?

ArbitraryValue, to comicstrips in "Book Club" by War and Peas

I will only read a book if it has either robots or wizards. Ideally there would be both, they would battle, but one of the robots would fall in love with a wizard.

ArbitraryValue, to mildlyinteresting in Seed Pods of the Giant Himalayan Lily “Cardiocrinum Giganteum"

Why does imgur insist that that’s nsfw? I thought I was going to be hilarious trolled and then I was let down.

(Link is completely safe for work. You can open it in front of your boss.)

ArbitraryValue, (edited ) to memes in Put the fish down.

Nobody really knows why that’s supposed to attract a potential dating partner, but it’s really common

Back when I did online dating I wrote about playing computer games, not because I expected that to be attractive to the average woman (of course it isn’t) but because I was hoping to meet one of the rare women who shared my interest.

A friend of mine managed to marry a woman who agreed to have their honeymoon be a week-long canoe trip through the wilderness in Maine, complete with living off of the fish they caught. It can happen!

ArbitraryValue, to memes in Doubt.

One time I invited a girl over to watch a movie and she got mad at me because apparently that’s what guys say when they want sex? I just wanted to watch a movie…

The worst part was realizing how disappointed all those other girls will did come over and watch movies with me must have been.

ArbitraryValue, (edited ) to asklemmy in How do you deal with the thought of having to work for 40+ years and then when/if you retire, you're too old to do much?

Maybe this isn’t the answer you’re looking for: my job is my passion and the idea of retiring sounds horrible. I image it will only happen when I’m too senile to keep doing what I love, and that’s clearly not something to look forward to. But who knows… I know old people who are tired and just want to rest.

(I got lucky, since I happened to be passionate about computer programming. I know most other people don’t have the same option.)

ArbitraryValue, to memes in Democracy

This meme contains a common accusation from 20 years ago, but I think it’s odd that it is being posted in 2024, long after it became clear that whatever the purpose of the invasion of Iraq actually was, it wasn’t to obtain oil wealth.

ArbitraryValue, (edited ) to asklemmy in Have you ever failed at something? How did you get back up after that?

I had a six-month-long marriage. My ex-wife was not a nice person and everyone else could see it almost immediately, but I was swept away by how determined to be with me she was. It felt so good to have a woman who was attractive, successful, and very, very interested in me. Too good to be true, as it turned out. I’m not sure exactly what was wrong with her - something like borderline personality disorder? Once I committed to her, she became very jealous and would go from sweet to angry frequently and with no provocation. Although she only ever yelled at me, I was scared of her.

I’ve made mistakes in my life that were good for me because they were learning experiences. My marriage wasn’t one of them - I wish that it had never happened. However, I did still learn from it:

  1. Don’t look down so much on people who make obvious, foolish mistakes. You might end up as one of them. I didn’t think I was the kind of person who would ever get divorced but here I am…
  2. Admitting that you made a big mistake feels terrible, but the real problem is the big mistake, not the admission of it. I was a fool to be married for just six months, but I would have been a bigger fool if I stayed in that marriage longer than that. I’m still ashamed that I married my ex, but I’m proud that I had the courage to leave.
  3. Time does heal wounds. All my hopes and dreams about the future with her were garbage, my judgement was no better than that of a daytime talk-show guest, and my humiliation was known to every single person who was important to me, since they were all at my wedding. Then years passed, and while I still haven’t spoken to some more distant relatives simply because I don’t want to explain that I’m not with my ex-wife any more, I have in fact moved on with my life.
ArbitraryValue, to historyporn in Beggar (possibly a WW1 veteran?) running beside King George V's carriage, early 1920s

I’m surprised that they would let random people get that close to royalty after what happened in 1914.

ArbitraryValue, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in the Perks of ownership...

The guy on the right is carefree and full of joy compared to a guy who walks to the auto-parts store.

ArbitraryValue, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

5v USB charging port.

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